The Road Less Travelled

Life, the Universe and Everything Outdoors => Jokes! => Topic started by: lox on January 09, 2014, 06:37:19 AM



Title: slegte nuus
Post by: lox on January 09, 2014, 06:37:19 AM

 
 

                                            An English father goes into his daughterís bedroom and sees a letter addressed to ďMum and DadĒ on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dear Mum & Dad

It is with great regret and sorrow that Iím telling you that Iíve eloped with my new boyfriend . Iíve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle .
But itís not only that, Iím pregnant, and Bruce said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush . He wants to have many more children with me and thatís one of my dreams too.

Iíve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and weíll be growing it for us and Bruceís friends . Theyíre the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.

In the meantime weíll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Bruce can get better . He deserves it.

Donít worry about money. Bruce has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement . Apparently I can earn 200 pounds per scene . I get a 200 pound bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra 100 pound for the other animals.

Donít worry Mum . Now Iím 15, I know how to take care of myself . Someday weíll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
 

Your loving daughter,

Sarah

P.S.  Dad, itís not true. Iím watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than England loosing the Ashes.