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Life, the Universe and Everything Outdoors => General Discussion => Topic started by: CK1 on April 05, 2008, 08:59:12 PM



Title: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on April 05, 2008, 08:59:12 PM
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd130/Cyrilk/img47f633210fbb9.jpg)
 :o


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on April 06, 2008, 07:15:48 AM
Goeie een!
 :MrGreen:

Largest Gathering of People Dressed As Gorillas
   
WHO:
The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund
WHAT:
637
WHERE:
London, UK
WHEN:
September 25, 2005
 
The largest gathering of people dressed as gorillas involved 637 participants of the Great Gorilla Fun Run to raise money for The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund in London, UK on September 25, 2005.
 



Title: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 21, 2008, 03:30:09 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2960778459_9098e239cf_o.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 21, 2008, 03:49:57 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Ponkie on October 21, 2008, 03:55:54 PM
 :vomit:

NEE DANKIE !!!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on October 21, 2008, 04:02:44 PM
Hulle het so 12 of 18 maande gelede op Carte Blanche op MNET 'n insetsel gehad en
selfs onderhoude gevoer met mense wat hierin glo.

Sorry but I will pas............ :Nono:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 21, 2008, 05:04:30 PM
 
:puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 21, 2008, 09:34:22 PM
 :vomit: :say wa:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 22, 2008, 06:36:54 AM
Met eish of sonder?  8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on October 22, 2008, 10:25:39 AM
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 23, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
Om voort te bou op die WTF onderwerp...

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e392/SchismNecroid/newgame.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 23, 2008, 11:55:20 AM
That is a Blue Bull spa bath.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 23, 2008, 11:58:43 AM
Haha!

But seriously - WTF?

Mens doen darem simpel dinge as mens jonk is :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 23, 2008, 12:01:16 PM
And tomorrow you wonder why you have blisters on your  :Bart: . Unfortunately there is no cure for stupidity yet.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 23, 2008, 12:33:49 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/1x1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 23, 2008, 12:37:47 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 23, 2008, 01:27:02 PM
 :shocked3: :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 23, 2008, 02:26:20 PM
 :o :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 24, 2008, 02:58:06 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=24017.0;attach=31891;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on October 24, 2008, 03:36:47 PM
 :shocked3: :loco: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 24, 2008, 04:32:19 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=24017.0;attach=31891;image)


(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/7-1.gif) x 10


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 26, 2008, 06:25:42 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/2169.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 26, 2008, 06:32:07 PM
Gogga maak vir baba bang  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 27, 2008, 01:56:01 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/2171.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 27, 2008, 02:02:39 PM
WTF inderdaad!!?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on October 29, 2008, 10:38:06 AM
 :shocked3: :shocked3: Ek dink dit wat daar le staan en piepie.  :shocked3: :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on October 29, 2008, 02:35:02 PM
:shocked3: :shocked3: Ek dink dit wat daar le staan en piepie.  :shocked3: :shocked3:

Ja, en sy kop sit agterstevoor .....  (is dit dalk die handy-man??)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 29, 2008, 02:43:44 PM
Bearded lady? :MrGreen:

Wat is dit met die Piekie en die twee hase?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 29, 2008, 02:47:05 PM
Dis sy maag wat so hang.  :loco: :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 29, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
Bearded lady? :MrGreen:

Wat is dit met die Piekie en die twee hase?
Dress fancy  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 29, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
Wat is dit met die Piekie en die twee hase?
Die hase is skrik op die lyf gejaag :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 29, 2008, 03:21:48 PM
Nou wie gaan nou nog by Caltex petrol ingooi?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 29, 2008, 06:20:27 PM
Die Caltex hasies gaan nooit weer dieselfde wees nie :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 11, 2008, 08:06:24 PM
 :eek:

Ag nee hel man: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Die posts onder is vrek snaaks :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 11, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
 :eek:
Weird mense dit lyk nie baie goed daar nie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 11, 2008, 08:34:15 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 11, 2008, 09:04:28 PM
Die steroids het hul tol ge-eis  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Harley on November 11, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Nou lyk Wegsleep se probleme nie meer so erg nie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 11, 2008, 09:54:44 PM
Snaaks ek het dieselfde ding gedink ;D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 11, 2008, 10:02:29 PM
I think this should be part of the WTF thread.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 11, 2008, 10:04:51 PM
Right you are.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 09, 2008, 10:05:22 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=25703.0;attach=35942;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 09, 2008, 10:08:04 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/3730.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 09, 2008, 10:09:11 PM
For a large problem you need a large Spider man :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 09, 2008, 10:12:50 PM
I think we must consult our In House Super Power Specialist namely Super OPS about this new addition to our super heroes.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 09, 2008, 11:12:47 PM
For a large problem you need a large Spider man :MrGreen:
:Nono: :Nono:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on December 09, 2008, 11:14:43 PM
Daai serpie is mooi he!   :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on December 10, 2008, 07:27:43 AM
Ek hou meer van die skoentjies....... >:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on December 10, 2008, 09:16:18 AM

Praat van 'n "Handi man"


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on December 10, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Gelukkag het hy in safety helmet so hy is ok!   :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on December 10, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
So baie gereedskap vir 'n ford...daai ou ken nie van nie :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 10, 2008, 09:58:11 AM
Hy het darem baie tange.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Ponkie on December 10, 2008, 11:03:43 AM
Julle mans se mos altyd julle kan nie genoeg "tools" he nie....  :innocent:

Da moet iets groot fout wees as hy al daai tools gebruik het en nog steeds onder die Bakkie le...  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on December 10, 2008, 01:28:02 PM
Julle mans se mos altyd julle kan nie genoeg "tools" he nie....  :innocent:

Da moet iets groot fout wees as hy al daai tools gebruik het en nog steeds onder die Bakkie le...  :Scratch:

Die groot fout is voor op die sierrooster... :evil2:

 :uhm: ek hoop nie iemand hier ry een nie... :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on December 10, 2008, 01:32:56 PM
Julle mans se mos altyd julle kan nie genoeg "tools" he nie....  :innocent:

Da moet iets groot fout wees as hy al daai tools gebruik het en nog steeds onder die Bakkie le...  :Scratch:

Die groot fout is voor op die sierrooster... :evil2:

 :uhm: ek hoop nie iemand hier ry een nie... :smirk:

Skop maar, ek kan dit vat :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 10, 2008, 01:43:54 PM
It does not help to have all the tools if you don't know what you are doing.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 10, 2008, 02:17:01 PM

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/untitled-20.jpg)






waarvoor is daai  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 10, 2008, 02:52:55 PM
Hy weet hy het kark  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 10, 2008, 03:12:15 PM
Jy kry dit gratis saam met enige Ford :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 10, 2008, 03:18:03 PM
A tool in the hands of a fool is a dangerous weapon


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: www on December 10, 2008, 07:43:49 PM
Julle mans se mos altyd julle kan nie genoeg "tools" he nie....  :innocent:

Da moet iets groot fout wees as hy al daai tools gebruik het en nog steeds onder die Bakkie le...  :Scratch:

Die groot fout is voor op die sierrooster... :evil2:

 :uhm: ek hoop nie iemand hier ry een nie... :smirk:

Hier by ons O.K. verkoop hulle Ford Matchbox karretjies. Jy wen hom op...dan lek hy vir 5 minute olie! :smirk: :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 10, 2008, 08:06:55 PM
 :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on December 10, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
Dis in suig stokkie vir in blond!   :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 16, 2008, 11:54:20 PM
Dis in suig stokkie vir in blond!   :innocent:

 :Scratch: :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 23, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/1-9.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on December 24, 2008, 02:23:29 PM

Haar neus is seker toe, dis hoekom sy lek :loco: :loco: :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on December 24, 2008, 02:25:42 PM

Die ou gaan alleen wees oor die groot dae. :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 25, 2008, 07:59:52 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/2333.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 25, 2008, 08:01:16 PM
WTF indeed...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 25, 2008, 08:05:33 PM
Miskien het sy 'n mooi stem  :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on December 25, 2008, 08:11:45 PM
Sy het dalk 'n nice persoonlikheid   :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 25, 2008, 09:19:40 PM
Playmate of the year 2008.  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 25, 2008, 10:28:47 PM
Yip


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 25, 2008, 10:30:41 PM
 :puke2: :puke2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 26, 2008, 07:42:01 PM
Ek het gehoor Hef het 'n nuwe girl.  Is dit nou sy ?!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on December 28, 2008, 10:59:12 AM
Die vorige een het blykbaar gesukkel om die hef in die hand te kry.  :evil2:

Ek het gehoor Hef het 'n nuwe girl.  Is dit nou sy ?!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 28, 2008, 01:57:27 PM
 :laugh3: :laugh2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 06, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
OOPS.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on January 06, 2009, 04:42:21 PM

 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Amper so erg


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 06, 2009, 05:54:13 PM
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 06, 2009, 06:00:16 PM
Daar is so paar briekmerke op daai broek  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 06, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
Dit lyk na wille briek merke, selfs die hond skram weg  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on January 07, 2009, 04:55:07 PM

Die famdamiley kom kuier :sad2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 07, 2009, 05:10:44 PM
Blykbaar kwalifiseer hierdie foto van my en TR ook om te verskyn op hierdie thread.

Mense dink my sonbril is volksvreemd...........persoonlik sien ek niks fout daarmee nie  :innocent:


(http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn394/EtienneNXR/Vakansie/trail%20ride/27.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 07, 2009, 05:17:21 PM
Ek dink jy maak 'n fashion statement :MrGreen:


Hoe gaan daai liedjie : My future is so bright I've got to wear shades


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 07, 2009, 05:45:13 PM
Ek dink jy maak 'n fashion statement :MrGreen:


Hoe gaan daai liedjie : My future is so bright I've got to wear shades

Presies.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 07, 2009, 05:51:46 PM
Cool shades dude! :evil2:

Blykbaar kwalifiseer hierdie foto van my en TR ook om te verskyn op hierdie thread.

Mense dink my sonbril is volksvreemd...........persoonlik sien ek niks fout daarmee nie  :innocent:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 07, 2009, 06:18:44 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 07, 2009, 06:20:49 PM
 :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 07, 2009, 06:25:05 PM
:eek:


Wonder wat het daai outjie gedoen ? :evil2: :evil2:

Girls are evil !!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 07, 2009, 06:30:52 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/index1php.jpg)




(http://208.116.9.205/10/content/8320/1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 08, 2009, 02:53:56 PM
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 08, 2009, 03:25:43 PM
 :laugh top:
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 10, 2009, 05:54:53 PM
 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: EtienneNXR on January 10, 2009, 06:16:38 PM
(http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn394/EtienneNXR/orly_forum_pics_03.jpg)

(http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn394/EtienneNXR/07_fail.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 11, 2009, 03:03:56 PM


(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/3855.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on January 13, 2009, 11:12:21 AM

Wonder wat is sy verskoning :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 13, 2009, 11:24:03 AM

Wonder wat is sy verskoning :eyebrow:

Hy is die loodgieter?  :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 13, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
Either way, it is going to be eina.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JZ on January 18, 2009, 04:25:18 AM
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/Janinezaay/extreme-flexibility.jpg)

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/Janinezaay/949.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Ponkie on January 18, 2009, 09:38:20 AM
 :Scratch:  Iets lyk nie reg nie... ek net nie my vinger daarop sit nie...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 18, 2009, 10:03:44 AM
 :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JZ on January 18, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/Janinezaay/wankers5qk.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JZ on January 18, 2009, 04:47:47 PM
DVD rewinders
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/Janinezaay/rewinder.jpg)

Non smoking ashtrays
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/Janinezaay/untitled5-1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 18, 2009, 09:32:36 PM
Blondie, I think these belong on the WTF thread.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 18, 2009, 09:42:33 PM
Agreed :MrGreen:

- done.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 18, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/11873an1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 18, 2009, 10:00:25 PM
WTF indeed!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: EtienneNXR on January 18, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
O aarde


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JZ on January 19, 2009, 12:04:53 AM
Blondie, I think these belong on the WTF thread.

Excuse me would you mind leaving my post alone!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on January 19, 2009, 10:04:53 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Dit lyk asof dit by die een of ander tronk is, sy boudjies gaan gepiets word :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on January 19, 2009, 12:10:41 PM
Magtig dis weird verby!!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: TIEKIE on January 19, 2009, 03:01:45 PM
jinne die vrou wat haarself so koek kan kyk of sy haarself mooi skoon gemaak het. :biggrin: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 19, 2009, 03:06:26 PM
:Scratch:  Iets lyk nie reg nie... ek net nie my vinger daarop sit nie...
Ek dink nie jy wil jou vinger daar op sit nie :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 22, 2009, 11:12:26 PM
 :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 29, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
 :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on February 01, 2009, 07:26:39 PM
(http://www.daagliksedoos.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/misjou.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on February 05, 2009, 07:27:17 AM
  :shocked3: :shocked3: Does it smell that bad in the office that noone could smell he was dead. 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 06, 2009, 11:24:31 AM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=27670.0;attach=38803;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on February 09, 2009, 01:42:00 PM
Ma gooi kind glo voor verkeer in
Feb 09 2009 09:23:08:703AM  - (SA)   

Ma gooi kind glo voor verkeer in 'n Vrou van Kempton Park verskyn Maandag in die hof nadat sy glo haar 6-jarige kind voor verkeer ingegooi het.
'n Polisiewoordvoerder het aan Sapa gesê die 24-jarige vrou het na bewering met haar twee kinders in C.R. Swart-straat geargumenteer en toe sonder waarskuwing haar seun voor 'n aankomende voertuig ingegooi.

Die bestuurder het gerem en die seun is nie deur die voertuig getref nie, maar hy het tydens die voorval kneusplekke opgedoen.

Die vrou is in hegtenis geneem en haar kinders in sorg geplaas.

Sy sal na verwagting op 'n klag van poging tot moord in die Kempton Parkse landdroshof verskyn. - Sapa
 :o




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: www on February 09, 2009, 06:36:30 PM
faark, ma die mensdom se koppe is nie lekker nie! :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on February 09, 2009, 08:35:13 PM
faark, ma die mensdom se koppe is nie lekker nie! :sad5:

Daai kind is duidelik 'n stout klein bliksempie !!!

Jy kan 'n ma se geduld net sover toets............as jy dan nie wil hoor nie, dan moet jy voel


 :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on February 09, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
Nee sies Operator mens gooi nie kinders in die straat nie. Jy doen dit by die huis!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on February 09, 2009, 09:08:23 PM
Hierdie artikel laat my dink aan die film "Problem Child"......

Ek kan dink dat 'n stout kind 'n mens tot so iets kan dryf.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on February 09, 2009, 09:11:26 PM
Nee sies Operator mens gooi nie kinders in die straat nie. Jy doen dit by die huis!!!!
Ja daar is minder getuies  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: TIEKIE on February 09, 2009, 09:50:51 PM
kinders kan ma's tot raserny dryf maar dit laat geen ma toe om haar kinders te verniel nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on February 13, 2009, 08:55:22 PM
Ek is deesdae maar versigtig want die mods loer vir my, met die gevolg dat my WTF lêer vol raak, so ek ledig hom vananaand hier binne beskaafde norme

(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd338/Snip04/1.jpg)

(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd338/Snip04/1qw2.jpg)

(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd338/Snip04/2471.jpg)

(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd338/Snip04/2474.jpg)

(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd338/Snip04/3996.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on February 13, 2009, 11:42:39 PM
Hy lyk baie kwaad!!!  :shocked3: :shocked3: :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 15, 2009, 08:02:30 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3464/3356256911_f2b455ed9d_o.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 24, 2009, 12:11:59 PM
Oo faark! Dit was nou nou nog hoogwater!

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/rooibok/val.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on March 24, 2009, 12:22:52 PM
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on March 24, 2009, 06:40:18 PM
Eina dit moes seer gewees het. Arme oomie!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on March 24, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 24, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
Seker Stroh rum  :eek:

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/rooibok/idiot.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: www on March 24, 2009, 10:23:28 PM
Die man het nie eers geweet hy's 'n vlamspoeger nie! :eek: :eek: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 25, 2009, 07:19:41 AM
Fairfield - Police in Connecticut say a woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms.

Police say 37-year-old Helen Sun told them she wanted to have a conversation with husband Robert Drawbough without him leaving. Police say she changed the locks on their bedroom and handcuffed herself to Drawbough while he was sleeping on Monday.

Drawbough used a cellphone to call police. Officers heard his screams when they arrived at the couple's Fairfield home. He was treated at a hospital.

Police charged Sun with third-degree assault, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint. She was due in court on Tuesday.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 25, 2009, 07:39:56 AM
(http://ayshay.webs.com//undefined/11.jpg)

(http://ayshay.webs.com//undefined/1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on March 25, 2009, 08:02:11 AM
Ek hou van die laaste foto!!

Uiteindelik:  'n roker wat nie sy stompie in die straat gooi nie!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 25, 2009, 08:22:14 AM
 :evil2:

Ek dink ek gaan eendag 'n lee wynbottel in 'n roker se tuin gooi en kyk wat se hy >:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: tok-tokkie on March 25, 2009, 09:16:24 AM
:evil2:

Ek dink ek gaan eendag 'n lee wynbottel in 'n roker se tuin gooi en kyk wat se hy >:D
It is extraordinary.  They seem to think that stompies are not littering.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 25, 2009, 07:03:11 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/44211_1-image001.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on March 25, 2009, 10:01:04 PM
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 25, 2009, 10:03:55 PM
Shucks dis net 'n groot ou wat dans, gaan iewers anders probeer


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 25, 2009, 10:06:50 PM
Miskien is Flickr beter...


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3600/3385118145_50beb86263_o.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 26, 2009, 05:53:05 AM
Of mense wat hulle honde vir n strole op die golfbaan of om die blok vat en dan toelaat dat die hond n bol maak en die persoon dit nie optel nie.  :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on March 26, 2009, 07:41:21 AM
Dit sal darem 'n kaark hou wees  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on March 26, 2009, 08:52:11 AM
Oo faark! Dit was nou nou nog hoogwater!

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/rooibok/val.gif)

Looks like an inlander. Probably a BB supporter


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 26, 2009, 09:15:47 AM
Jou ma!  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on March 26, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
Jou ma!

HUH ?????????????????????????????


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on March 26, 2009, 01:43:47 PM
Mind if I move it to the WTF thread ??


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 26, 2009, 01:47:01 PM
Nope


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 26, 2009, 02:50:28 PM
 :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 27, 2009, 12:21:29 PM
fixed


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on March 27, 2009, 01:51:30 PM
 :Scratch: :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on March 27, 2009, 03:41:19 PM
 :bow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on April 01, 2009, 06:20:57 AM
Love hurts


 London - Men might expect a tongue-lashing for crossing their girlfriends but few would expect to have their tongues bitten off - especially during a birthday kiss.

But that is exactly what 40-year-old Tracy Davies did to her boyfriend Mark Coghill, he told court, describing how she "turned into the likes of Mike Tyson" during a passionate embrace.

She was sentenced to three years in jail at Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England on Tuesday, with her judge saying she had acted in an "animal fashion" and inflicted a "truly appalling" injury.

The couple met through a lonely hearts column and had drunk two bottles of vodka as they celebrated his 45th birthday.

Her lawyer said they were "two truly sad individuals, both clearly alcohol dependent, both grasping at each other in a wholly unsatisfactory relationship".

Davies had become upset because she wanted a baby and wasn't pregnant.

When Coghill comforted her, she then asked him for a kiss - and turned into a "massive monster", he told the court, biting down hard on his tongue.

'Mmmm'

He screamed in pain as she chewed it off two thirds of it and spat it on the floor.

"She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days. An mmmm sound," Coghill told court, likening her to boxer Tyson, who famously once bit off part of an opponent's ear.

He passed out in pain. Davies called the emergency services and the police were greeted by her holding the remains of Coghill's tongue in a plastic bag.

"We had a domestic. I've bitten his tongue off. Here it is," she told the officers.

Judge John Evans said: "These courts have had plenty of experience of people biting noses off a person, or ears, or parts of noses and parts of ears, but in my experience, biting a tongue off in this fashion is unique."


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 02, 2009, 05:18:00 AM
Leeus, renosters in spogbuurt geslag
COBUS CLAASSEN
01/04/2009 09:00:16 PM - (SA)

Pretoria. - ’n Viëtnamees het gister in die Hatfield-hof verskyn nadat daar op sy onwettige slagtery vir diere soos leeus en renosters in die Pretoriase spogbuurt Brooklyn toegeslaan is.


Mnr. Nguyen van Hai, in sy middel twintigs, het verskyn op ’n aanklag van die onwettige besit van bedreigde spesies.


Van Hai is in hegtenis geneem ná ’n skokvonds deur die Tshwane-metropolisie toe daar eergister op sy huis in Nicolsonstraat toegeslaan is.


Volgens die polisie het die verdagte wilde diere soos leeus en renosters by sy huis geslag. Die vermoede is dat ander diere ook hier doodgemaak is.


Die polisie het gister bevestig Van Hai is onwettig in die land nadat sy visum ’n geruimte tyd gelede verval het.


Mnr. Console Tleane, woordvoerder van die Tshwane-metroraad se departement van gemeenskapsveiligheid, het gesê die klopjag is uitgevoer nadat die DBV hulle in kennis gestel het dat diere na bewering onwettig doodgemaak word by die huis.


Beamptes het op bene van diere afgekom wat oral in die huis rondlê, terwyl ander in houers en sakke weggesteek is. Daar is ook op buitelandse valuta ter waarde van ongeveer R1 miljoen beslag gelê.


Die vermoede is dat die verdagte betrokke is by ’n Oosterse smokkelnetwerk. Diere se velle, bene en veral renosterhorings is gesog in die Ooste, waar dit onder meer gebruik word vir geneesmiddels.


Kapt. Colette Weilbach, ’n polisiewoordvoerder, het gesê hulle het aanvanklik gedink dit is ’n April-gekkedaggrap toe die saak aangemeld is. “Dit is só bisar dat dit moeilik is om te glo.”


Dit is onseker hoeveel leeus en renosters by die huis geslag is. Daar is op 13 leeukoppe beslag gelê.













Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on April 02, 2009, 08:03:54 AM
 :loco: :loco: :angry:  Di ou moet  :bang2: word.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 02, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
They should publicly slaughter him.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 03, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z187/Russelolinb/WTF%20and%20TWINS/hot.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 04, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
Dié slang se maag is vir eers propvol.

Volgens mnr. Jacques Hattingh het ’n luislang (Python Natalensis ) verlede Vrydag ’n impala by die Burkea Park-landgoed in ’n reservaat sowat 20 km wes van Cullinan ingesluk.

’n Bekommerde inwoner, wat bang was dat die slang haar kind of hond sou vang, het die Roodeplaat-dierekliniek gebel. Hattingh, wat by die kliniek werk, het toe soontoe gery om seker te maak niemand maak die slang seer nie. Die slang is langer as 4 m.

Hattingh, wat baie tyd in die veld deurbring, sê hy het nog nooit tevore gesien hoe ’n luislang ’n bok insluk nie.

Dis egter nie ongewoon nie, sê mnr. Mike Perry, ’n slangkenner en eienaar van African Reptiles and Venom in Diepsloot, noord van Johannesburg.

“ ’n Groot luislang (langer as 4 m) sal omtrent drie impalas per jaar eet.”

Dié prooi is gelyk aan sowat ses klein diere – soos byvoorbeeld ystervarke – wat die slang gewoonlik eet.

“Ná dit hoef die slang vir twee maande nie te eet nie . . . Slange is ontwerp om groot goed te eet en dan vir lang tydperke te vas,” het Perry verduidelik.

Volgens hom is die enigste gevaar wat dit vir die slang inhou, dat hy ná dié ete nie vinnig kan beweeg nie. Dit maak hom weerloos teen roofdiere, soos leeus, luiperds en ook die mens.

Perry het gesê dit is “onwaarskynlik, maar dit kan gebeur” dat ’n luislang ’n klein kind wat alleen in die veld stap, insluk.

Die laaste voorval waarvan hy bewus is, is ’n negejarige seuntjie wat in 2001 dood is toe hy suid van Durban deur ’n vyf en ’n half meter-lange luislang ingesluk is.

’n Mens moet nooit ’n jong kind alleen in die veld laat afdwaal nie, het hy gewaarsku.






Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 04, 2009, 09:25:56 AM
 :eek:

Gelukkig kry mens nie sulke goed hier nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 05, 2009, 06:15:21 AM
47-year-old Washington resident Michael Lynch tried and failed to pay a $206 speeding ticket with a plastic bag filled with coins and urine. Surprisingly, his special payment for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph construction zone didn’t violate any laws…

“It was nasty. It reeked,” said Sgt. Phil Anderchuk.

Anderchuk called a U.S. postal inspector to see if federal law had been broken, and learned that it’s not against the law to mail a box of bodily fluids, as long as it’s properly packed and doesn’t emit an obnoxious odor. (Court staff could only smell the contents once they opened the package).

So the sergeant sealed up the box and mailed it back to Lynch — with $27.30 postage due if Lynch wanted his change back.

The Multnomah County courthouse mailroom supervisor says that obscenity-laced payments are “a common daily occurrence,” and the office refuses to accept more than $20 worth of coins.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 05, 2009, 12:31:18 PM
Eers het Suid-Afrika se Wonderbra-meisie by Sol Kerzner se spogpartytjie Donderdagaand skandes gemaak toe sy haar tong in die Hollywood-akteur Morgan Freeman se oor gedruk het.

Daarna het sy boonop Clint Eastwood op die wang gelek - alles ten aanskoue van gaste én Eastwood se vrou, Dina.

Elbe van der Merwe (23) was glo só aangeklam dat sy op gaste geval en begin huil het.

Kerzner het sy hotel One & Only by die Kaapse Waterfront geopen met ’n reuse-partytjie. Bekende sangers en die room van Hollywood se akteurs was daar.

Nádat gaste by die rooi tapyt aangekom het, het baie van die glansmense na die Nobu-restaurant op die hotel se eerste vloer gaan kuier.

Dié Japanese restaurant behoort glo aan die akteur Robert de Niro.

Volgens ’n bekende vrou in politieke kringe wat verkies om anoniem te bly, het Elbe, uitgedos in ’n geel aandrok, behóórlik gekuier.

“Sy het vir Morgan gevra vir ’n foto saam met hom. Hy het ingestem. Sy het langs hom gaan staan - en haar tong in sy oor gedruk. Sy is met haar tong gepla, lyk dit vir my.

“Morgan was baie duidelik ongekrap en ongemaklik. Ek het hom toe uit die vertrek geneem, want die affêre was net te onsmaaklik,” sê die vrou.

Elbe se streke het glo nie hier geëindig nie. Sy het daarna vir Eastwood vir ’n foto gevra. En toe hy langs haar staan, het sy hom op die wang gelek - ten aanskoue van sy vrou, Dina.

Eastwood het glo net sy kop in ongeloof geskud.

Nóg ’n TV-vrou wat verkies om anoniem te bly, het ook bevestig dat Elbe aangeklam was en later aan die huil gegaan het. “Ek het met haar gaan praat toe ek sien die trane rol. Sy het vir my gesê een van die manlike gaste het haar verneder.”

Gerugte dat Elbe daarna by Nobu-restaurant uitgegooi is, kon nie bevestig word nie. Sy het nie gister haar foon beantwoord nie. Haar modelagentskap, Ice Models, se Steffi Freier sê: “Elbe sê sy het niks verkeerd gedoen nie. Sy is een van ons top modelle.”



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2009, 02:41:16 PM
 :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on April 06, 2009, 05:34:29 PM
Dis in hond man!!!!!  Aai TR glo jy nog in ET? :biggrin: Is daai huis in Houtbay?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
Ek weet nie. Die foto kom van Gumtree af.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on April 06, 2009, 05:45:45 PM
ET   IS    home!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 06, 2009, 07:10:31 PM
Vergeet van ET....daai bike is n biscuit!  :headbang: 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 06, 2009, 09:10:10 PM
Dis in hond man!!!!!  Aai TR glo jy nog in ET? :biggrin: Is daai huis in Houtbay?

 RR, that does look a lot like Hout Bay. Looking towards the track leading to Sandy Bay. That would either place the house in Scott or Penzance Estate.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on April 06, 2009, 10:36:02 PM
Dis in hond man!!!!!  Aai TR glo jy nog in ET? :biggrin: Is daai huis in Houtbay?

 RR, that does look a lot like Hout Bay. Looking towards the track leading to Sandy Bay. That would either place the house in Scott or Penzance Estate.

Dit lyk vir my ook so ja.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on April 28, 2009, 08:26:44 PM
So paar WTF pics

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/49f12d5fed4d3917263600frogview-gall.jpg)

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/2481.jpg)

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/49f12d6212c92425737547.jpg)

(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/0403pod11_J_20090403155031.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on May 04, 2009, 06:15:59 PM

Subject: Anger Management
Posted by: Molly | 3/5/2009

Hi Doc,

I' m a 22 year old female in desperate need of anger management.

I am not abusive to my boyfriend but I am breaking things in my home left right and centre.
I broke my brand new cellphone on Friday by throwing my bag against the wall and yesterday I broke a small table that belonged to my great grandmother. I break lots of other things and I scream and I cry so hard I can' t breath and my body hurts and I don' t want to do anything except scream and break my house down. I used to cut myself and I am trying to stop- the last time I did it was about a month ago, but I ripped out a chunk of my hair and I scratched out chunks of my skin a while back.

My boyfriend on the other hand has become increasingly violent towards me. Today he slapped me so hard he wacked my glasses off my face and bent them. He has since calmed down and he said his one friend is in anger management and he' s going to ask him where he goes.

We' ve been together for 6 years and it' s only these past few months that the violence has been bad. We don' t want to lose each other to anger. And we also realise we need couple therapy.

Is there any place you' d recommend? Where do we start looking? Do they charge? Thank you.

 
EXPERT'S REPLY
Subject:
Posted by: Cybershrink | 4/5/2009

YOu need to see a good local shrink for assessment ( as there can be various reasons for such hair-trigger temper tantrums, and such bad choices of ways of responding to anger ) and selection of the most useful way to intervene.

Have you thought seriously about what sort of situations trigger these excessive rages --- and why you seem to feel satisfied by breaking things ?

Your bf's physical violence towards you is unacceptable, though one can understand that it must be very frustrating for him to have you go into your tantrums, too, and it is common advice among lay people, to slap someone's face when they get "hysterical" to help get them out of that state of increasingly unthinking fury.

Anger management if from a suitable genuine psych expert could help, but effective treatment always epends on a proper, expert diagnosis.

As for couple therapy, good idea --- call your local branch of FAMSA, and they can recommend a number of people near you, perhaps even with some particular interest in or experience of anger problems, and can discuss potential costs

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Petra | 4/5/2009

Good heavens - imagine having this lot as neighbours. Hell can indeed be on earth. You find that anger management course, girlfriend - maybe they give a group discount.

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Richard | 4/5/2009

This sound pretty much past redemption to me. Maybe you should just give it up as a bad job while you still have any furniture left.

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Anon | 4/5/2009

What is everyone so angry about?

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Peace | 4/5/2009

Perhaps you need more than anger management counselling - this may be the symptom of something deeper.

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Baas Koos | 4/5/2009

1stly, a man that hits a woman is not a man....

what encourages you to do this.....

glad i am not your neighbour as your bf would have been in hospital already! he must be a man' s man! tell him i say congrats!!

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Wildboy | 4/5/2009

My Anger Management Instructor Pisses me off! :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

 
READER'S REPLY
Subject: RE: Anger Management
Posted by: Frosty! | 4/5/2009

You may be having too much sex.  :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:
It is commonly accepted in the medical fraternity that the excessive use of euphoric drugs can lead to over production and hence the depletion of serotonin and dopamine, needed in your brain for, among other things, emotional stimulation and control.
Sex can become addictive because of the release of these naturally produced stimulants and have the same long term effects as drug abuse.
Depression, often bipolar, is a symptom of this abuse.
There are a multitude of effective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors on the market and your dilemma may be as easy as popping a pill twice a day for the next 6 to 9 months.
Having said that, it would greatly ensure success if you combine any treatment with expert consultation so that you may understand exactly what and why your emotions are the way they are. Knowing the reason of any problem is half the solution to solving it. Pardon the cliché , but there’ s enough truth in it to justify its use.

 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on May 05, 2009, 08:05:23 AM
Beijing. – Amptenare in ’n streek in die sentrale deel van China is aangesê om jaarliks byna ’n kwartmiljoen pakkies plaaslik vervaardigde sigarette te rook of hulle word beboet.

Die regering van die Gong’an-streek in die provinsie Hubei het sy amptenare opdrag gegee om hul weg deur 230 000 pakkies van Hubei-vervaardigde sigarette per jaar te stook, het die Global Times berig.

Departemente wat nie hul teiken haal nie, sal beboet word.

“Die regulasie sal die ekonomie ’n hupstoot gee deur middel van belasting op sigarette,” het mnr. Chen Nianzu van die Gong’an-sigaretmarkkontrole-span gesê.

Die maatreël is volgens die koerant ook dalk net ’n foefie om steun aan plaaslike sigarette soos Huanghelou te gee wat onder geweldige druk is van mededingers in die naburige provinsie Hunan.

Meer as die helfte van manlike dokters in die land rook, maar die regering probeer nou harder om hulle te laat ophou sodat hulle ’n voorbeeld vir ander mense kan stel. – Sapa-AFP



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on May 14, 2009, 12:36:13 PM
Swine flue after effects  :eek: 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 14, 2009, 12:39:42 PM
Kan sy ma hom liefhe?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on May 14, 2009, 12:42:19 PM
Die dingetjie is nogals cute in 'n mate!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on May 14, 2009, 12:54:28 PM
Hy lyk bietjie soos Alf van die TV  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 15, 2009, 02:26:51 PM
Hy lyk bietjie Af :MrGreen:

Fixed :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: KarelP38 on May 15, 2009, 03:00:16 PM
Ek weet RovRat is siek, maar het nie geweet dit gaan SO sleg met hom nie. Ek sal moet gaan kuier.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on May 27, 2009, 08:48:00 AM
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on May 30, 2009, 09:32:07 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 30, 2009, 10:03:01 AM
Oprah?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 03, 2009, 05:47:35 AM
MR. Mod please move those pics to the WTF thread. They clearly belong there.   :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 03, 2009, 05:01:29 PM
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/cookie.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 03, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
WTF!!!

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/wood.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on June 03, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv238/snippie55/1111-1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on June 03, 2009, 07:34:26 PM

 :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on June 03, 2009, 07:37:02 PM
 :headbang: Great minds!!! :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 05, 2009, 07:37:14 PM
(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/ltruck.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on June 05, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
He aint heavy, he's my brother........


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 05, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
Hierdie is lekker snaaks..picture the sceen,.  :MrGreen:

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv238/snippie55/1111-1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on June 06, 2009, 07:42:33 AM
http://www.somalicruises.com/


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 07, 2009, 01:01:48 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on June 07, 2009, 01:17:09 PM
I am just showing them foke how to take a dump in the veldt   :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on June 07, 2009, 08:10:07 PM
RovRat, ek lees nou eers die storie van die Killer Biscuits wat jy nou die dag gepost het.As die berig waar is, wonder ek hoe kan `n stuk deeg agter die vrou se kop vasgesit het, want biscuits is mos nie papperig nie, maar hard.Seker maar net nog `n Blonde grappie!
 :eyebrow:
 :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Eisbein on June 08, 2009, 11:49:21 AM
Jan Spies het al in die 80's 'n soortgelyke storie gehad.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 08, 2009, 12:40:20 PM
RovRat, ek lees nou eers die storie van die Killer Biscuits wat jy nou die dag gepost het.As die berig waar is, wonder ek hoe kan `n stuk deeg agter die vrou se kop vasgesit het, want biscuits is mos nie papperig nie, maar hard.Seker maar net nog `n Blonde grappie!
 :eyebrow:
 :eyebrow:

Soo jy het niks met dit tedoen gehad nie?  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on June 08, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
David Carradine's body was discovered in his luxury suite at Bangkok's Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel. Police initially said they suspected suicide, though Carradine's associates had questioned that theory.
Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."

"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

Thai police completed an autopsy on Carradine but so far have not released the results.

Dr. Nanthana Sirisap, director of Chulalongkorn Hospital's Autopsy Center, told reporters that the autopsy was conducted because of the "unusual circumstances surrounding Carradine's death," but he did not elaborate.

"All we can say is, we know David would never have committed suicide," said Tiffany Smith, of Binder & Associates, his management company. "We're just waiting for them to finish the investigation and find out what really happened. He really appreciated everything life has to give ... and that's not something David would ever do to himself."



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on June 08, 2009, 05:00:34 PM
Jaaa RovRat, ek verkoop daardie biscuits, ha-ha.
 :tease:
 :tease:

Maar die storie van David Carradine is ook maar lekker weird...
 :eek:
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 08, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Jan Spies het al in die 80's 'n soortgelyke storie gehad.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp



Sjoe. Kyk net waar draai so in storie.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 18, 2009, 07:29:34 PM
Vir daai koue winter oggend!!!

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/iron.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on June 18, 2009, 08:24:59 PM
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo23/Argin2008/2789.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on June 19, 2009, 06:32:34 AM
Daai is die Leeus se tjeerleaders  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 19, 2009, 11:10:09 AM
 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on June 19, 2009, 02:07:06 PM


Julle moet nie lag nie, daar is regtig mense wat so lag as jy daar aan hulle vat >:D :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on June 19, 2009, 04:07:59 PM
Daai ou in die geelhemp lyk redelik tevrede met wat die lewe sy kant toe stuur.  >:D 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on June 19, 2009, 09:57:30 PM
Hy lyk heel ingedaan met homself.  Hy weet wat hy wil he en vat dit sommer ook  :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 20, 2009, 10:14:52 AM
He he he janee...ek kan my verkyk aan sy bakkies  :MrGreen: :MrGreen:

Daai ou in die geelhemp lyk redelik tevrede met wat die lewe sy kant toe stuur.  >:D 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 24, 2009, 09:47:20 AM
Removed  :spank:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on June 26, 2009, 10:05:37 AM
In each of the following photos, try to guess who is a girl and who is a guy .......

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image001-3.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image002-2.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image003-2.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image004-2.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image005-2.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image006-1.jpg)

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/RovRat/image007-1.jpg)

All of them are BOYS!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: howlow on June 26, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
When going to Thailand, stick to shopping and diving


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on June 26, 2009, 11:57:22 AM
 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Bakkie on June 26, 2009, 07:19:40 PM
nnnoooooo


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on June 29, 2009, 05:32:25 PM
 :eek: :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 01, 2009, 06:45:09 PM
(http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae207/ChristoffGS/pic05786.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 01, 2009, 06:48:05 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=54835;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on July 01, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
Haha! Daai biker - ek het eenkeer saam met 'n ou gery wat besluit het hy wil spoeg, toe spoeg hy in sy helmet! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 01, 2009, 06:49:26 PM
Dis in nice scooter he??

(http://www.festered.com/Animals/exploding_whale.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 01, 2009, 06:51:36 PM
Rustyb met sy backup vehicle!!

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SJNglHseEkI/AAAAAAAAX6w/Kv4Gbpgk8c8/s720/1159.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on July 01, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/1-4.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on July 02, 2009, 12:18:03 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 02, 2009, 09:57:55 PM
Ok this guy can shoot around a corner.  Is true!!! :innocent:

(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=55148;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on July 02, 2009, 10:03:05 PM
Lyk so skeel soos Joost! :biggrin: Of is dit Joost? :Scratch: Werk hy nou vir Bolhuis?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on July 03, 2009, 11:52:15 AM
Jy kan daai ou van geen kant af bekruip nie, jy kom reg van voor.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on July 04, 2009, 05:21:16 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/1-5.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on July 04, 2009, 05:40:54 PM
 :eek: WTF!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on July 05, 2009, 06:29:48 PM
Packing heat?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on July 05, 2009, 06:33:58 PM
Boonop lyk die arms darem baie na `n man s`n!!
 >:D
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on July 06, 2009, 08:06:10 AM
Ja maar dis omtrent al  :evil2:

Boonop lyk die arms darem baie na `n man s`n!!
 >:D
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on July 06, 2009, 09:43:34 AM
 :laugh top:
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on July 06, 2009, 01:20:08 PM
:eek: WTF!!!


WTF indeed


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on July 08, 2009, 11:56:20 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on July 08, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
Drie weke?

En dit lyk met baie meer "intent" as Schalk sin.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on July 08, 2009, 01:36:12 PM
Verseker...en niemand kon sien of hy rerig gepoke het.  :-\


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on July 08, 2009, 01:54:51 PM
Ok this guy can shoot around a corner.  Is true!!! :innocent:

(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=55148;image)
Ek wonder wie het hom ge-"poke"............... >:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on July 08, 2009, 02:00:28 PM
Nee............eerder 'n "Bad genepool" !!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 28, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=58745;image)

Dit is seker in Photoshop ene die.  :Scratch: Kan mos nie wees nie!!  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 28, 2009, 08:57:20 PM
Ok dit is ek was nou op die website!!!  :bang:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/3087400836_5c17dc9284_m.jpg)(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1313/3352910793_b3eac04562_m.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on July 28, 2009, 08:59:32 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 28, 2009, 09:01:00 PM
:eek:

 :Scratch: :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 28, 2009, 09:21:24 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=58554;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on July 28, 2009, 09:22:21 PM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=58555;image)(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=58556;image)(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=58558;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on July 28, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
:eek:

 :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on July 28, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/1213946563923hd5.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on July 29, 2009, 12:53:02 PM
Jig!! Wat gaan op die boonste foto aan, Pmdb?
 :eyebrow:
 :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on July 29, 2009, 03:36:53 PM
Wil ek graag ook weet.  :waiting: :waiting:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 03, 2009, 08:55:58 AM
Die bevelvoerder van ’n Oos-Randse polisiekantoor het sak en pak by sy kantoor ingetrek.

Sr.supt. David Matlahola woon nou in sy kantoor by die Ratanda-polisiekantoor naby Heidelberg nadat die polisie opgehou het om die sowat R8 000 per maand te betaal wat sy verblyf in ’n gastehuis die belastingbetaler gekos het.

Beeld het vertroulik verneem personeel by die polisiekantoor moet toekyk hoe Matlahola homself soggens in die kombuis was.

Hy hou ook glo vergaderings van die stasiekommissaris-misdaadforum in sy slaapklere en stuur beamptes om vir hom te gaan middagete koop terwyl hulle eintlik moet werk.

Matlahola was die afgelope twee weke met siekteverlof, maar in sy kantoor, het mnr. Johan Bester, voorsitter van die Heidelberg-gemeenskapspolisiëringsforum (GPF), gesê. “Werkers kon nie by fotostaatmasjiene en faksmasjiene uitkom om belangrike dokumente te stuur of te ontvang nie.”

By Beeld se besoek aan die kantoor het bokse met Matlahola se persoonlike besittings, asook onder meer sy meubels, matrasse en slaapkamerstel, in sy kantoor gestaan.

Matlahola het erken hy woon in sy kantoor.

Volgens Bester is Matlahola, voormalige bevelvoerder van die Heidelberg-polisiekantoor, in 2002 geskors nadat ’n klag van seksuele teistering teen hom ondersoek is.

“Hy is glo na die Limpopo-provinsie verplaas voordat hy terug Ratanda toe verplaas is.”

Beeld het van ’n bron by die Heidelberg-polisiekantoor verneem Matlahola het teen die skorsing geappelleer en die saak gewen, waarna die pos in Ratanda vir hom aangebied is.

Bester het gesê die polisie het sowat drie maande lank teen R8 000 per maand vir Matlahola se verblyf in ’n plaaslike gastehuis betaal terwyl hy vir homself verblyf moes soek.

“Matlahola het op ’n staatshuis aangedring al kwalifiseer hy as senior superintendent nie daarvoor nie. Sowat twee weke gelede het hy toe al sy huisinhoud in sy kantoor en ander polisiegeboue laat stoor en bly hy daar.”

Sy onklaar private motor staan buite die polisiekantoor.

‘n Polisiebeampte het gesê Matlahola stuur beamptes gereeld om vir hom te gaan kos koop. “Ratanda se misdaad en klein wyk regverdig nie eens ’n senior superintendent nie. Hier was nog altyd net ’n superintendent as bevelvoerder.”

Verskeie ontstelde belastingbetalers en Ratanda-polisielede se klagtes het op dowe ore geval en nou vra hulle hulp by die Heidelberg-GPF, het Bester gesê.

Matlahola wou nie verder kommentaar lewer nie en het navrae na supt. Eugene Opperman, provinsiale polisiewoordvoerder, verwys.

Opperman was egter nie bewus van die situasie nie. “Ons bedank Beeld dat hulle die kwessie onder ons aandag gebring het. Dit sal intern gehanteer word,” is al wat hy wou sê.




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 03, 2009, 09:56:28 AM
 :crazy1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 03, 2009, 10:05:41 AM
By daardie toets op Loftus, het een of ander kommisaris van polisie langs Danie gesit. Kan nie meer sy naam onthou nie, maar die ou was poepdronk. Hy was genooi deur die baas van Johnny's Liqour  :Scratch: Hy het aan Danie gese, hy wonder hoekom hul nou juis vir hom genooi het.  :Scratch: Wonder ek ook mos  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 03, 2009, 02:22:23 PM
Sjoe! Die storie van die Polisieman wat by sy kantoor ingetrek het en hom soggens in die kombuis was, is erg- of moet `n mens dalk bly wees hy was darem nog??!!
 :eek:
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on August 03, 2009, 02:29:10 PM
Sjoe! Die storie van die Polisieman wat by sy kantoor ingetrek het en hom soggens in die kombuis was, is erg- of moet `n mens dalk bly wees hy was darem nog??!!

Daardie ou het gedink dat die Polisie vir hom vir die res van sy lewe R8000 per maand gaan betaal om in 'n guesthouse te bly............hy is lekker mal :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on August 03, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/8-2.jpg)


(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/11-2.jpg)



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 04, 2009, 01:27:50 PM
Johannesburg - About 150 yellowwood trees, an endangered species and the national tree of South Africa, were chopped down and poisoned in the Drakensberg because a government environmental group mistook them for black wattle trees, a report said on Tuesday.

The yellowwood trees that were destroyed were between 50 and 100 years old, Beeld newspaper reported.

The Working for Water initiative, administered by the department of water affairs and forestry, was created to fight invasive alien plants.

But a Working for Water team destroyed some 150 yellowwood trees in March this year after chopping them down and then poisoning them, the report said.

Beeld was quoting from a report drafted by Allan Howells, former Ezemvelo environmental manager in KwaZulu-Natal.

Howells said he visited the Drakensberg Sun outside Winterton in March and witnessed workers sawing through yellowwood tree stumps and laying the stumps out on forest roads.

He investigated the matter and discovered that a contractor, who had been doing work for Working for Water for six years, destroyed the trees because she and her team thought they were black wattles.

Black wattles are regarded by many environmentalists as South Africa's worst weed species.

Beeld said it had learnt that the contractor's contract had been ended.

Working for Water told the newspaper that it would comment at a later stage.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on August 04, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
(http://image03.webshots.com/3/0/97/18/7109718dRSnUrfrmY_ph.jpg)(http://www.fineframing.com.au/tree.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 04, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
Hoe stupid kan mens nou wees.  :loco: (she and her team !) :crazy1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 04, 2009, 01:49:36 PM
 :doh: :angry: :bang: :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 06, 2009, 03:48:15 PM
Rovrat, dis mos `n wilde vyeboom(Ficus) op jou foto, of mis ek iets?!
 :Scratch:
 :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 07, 2009, 08:09:51 AM
Terwyl al hoe meer Suid-Afrikaners hul gordels weens die ekonomiese resessie moet stywer trek, het die Noordwes-onderwysdepartement sowat R90 000 bestee om sy amptenare by ’n dagspa te bederf.

Altesame 43 direkteure en hoofdirekteure van die departement is gister by die Mangwanani Original African Day Spa buite Pretoria gepamperlang.

Beeld het betroubaar verneem die amptenary het die eksotiese Mangwanani Moroccan-voldag-pakket gekies wat R2 099 per persoon kos.

Hulle het gisteroggend met ’n ligte ontbyt begin, waarna gesigbehandelings, drukpuntmasserings, lyf-afskilferings, Izimanga (vollyfmassering) en Molala (antieke Indiese/Noord-Afrikaanse kopmassering) gevolg het.

Hulle is verder bederf met ’n dekadente middagete, verversings van die kroeg en ’n verskeidenheid nageregte. ’n Geskenkpak met bederfprodukte en lang oranje japonne met bypassende kappies en pantoffels is ook by die pakket ingesluit.

Beeld het verneem dit is nie die eerste keer dat amptenare vir dié soort uitstappies al die pad van onder meer Mafikeng na Gauteng reis nie. Verlede jaar was hulle ook by ’n dagspa naby Hammanskraal.

’n Amptenaar wat gister die fort by die departement moes hou en nie sy naam wou verstrek nie, het bevestig 43 van sy kollegas is vir die bederf-sessie uitgesonder.

Mnr. Charles Rasaela, onderwyswoordvoerder in Noordwes, se selfoon was gister af.

Mnr. Andrew Gerber, VF+-woordvoerder oor onderwys en voormalige LPW, het by navraag gesê dit is verstommend dat belastingbetalers se geld so vermors word.

“Dít komende van ’n onderwysdepartement wat ’n jaar of wat gelede R1 miljard van ander departemente moes kry om hom uit die moeilikheid te help omdat daar nie eens geld vir onderwysers se salarisse was nie. Dié departement het ’n geskiedenis dat hy nie sy begroting kan laat klop nie.”




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 07, 2009, 10:46:33 AM
 :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 07, 2009, 11:27:47 AM
Jissie, Rooibok. Skokkende korrupsiestorie van daardie Onderwysdept.Hoe kom hulle , weg met soiets- maar as die top-amptenare in is daarop, is dit natuurlik hulle wat die goedkeuring gee. Die mense het geen werksetiek nie.
 :angry:
 :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 08, 2009, 09:25:47 AM
.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 08, 2009, 10:22:27 AM
Unbelievable!!! Die ouens is stupid, onopgevoed en sommer net dom  :bang: :angry: en die polisie doen niks nie. Hulle is tien teen een in op die deal. Dis sad......korrupt!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 13, 2009, 05:53:12 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 13, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
WTF indeed!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 19, 2009, 07:10:04 PM
(http://www.lunatic.no/tihi_.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 20, 2009, 09:40:28 AM
A female runner who will compete in tonight’s 800m final at the World Championships is today facing claims that she is really a man.
South African Caster Semenya, 18, is one of the favourites to strike gold after breezing through her semi-final on Monday night.
But the teenage sensation has sparked controversy over her strikingly muscular physique and today insiders said she would be gender tested following the final in Berlin.
South African athletics chiefs furiously denied the claims and stated Semenya was definitely female.
Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, said: ‘She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn’t have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 20, 2009, 10:06:08 AM
.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 20, 2009, 10:28:39 AM
 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 20, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
Bwaaaaahahahaha!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on August 20, 2009, 12:59:53 PM
A female runner who will compete in tonight’s 800m final at the World Championships is today facing claims that she is really a man.
South African Caster Semenya, 18, is one of the favourites to strike gold after breezing through her semi-final on Monday night.
But the teenage sensation has sparked controversy over her strikingly muscular physique and today insiders said she would be gender tested following the final in Berlin.
South African athletics chiefs furiously denied the claims and stated Semenya was definitely female.
Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, said: ‘She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn’t have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.

Check out the size of her Adam's apple.  :innocent:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 20, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
I actually feel extremely sorry for young Caster, a girl from a rural area in Limpopo. She must be under extreme pressure from the media, the public and fellow competitors. I sincerely hope that the darn tests will prove to be negative and that she will be able to retain her moment of glory.

Lots of women look masculine and vice versa.There`s probably a great deal of jealousy going around. And didn`t I read somewhere that the Aussies are behind the gender-testing controversy? Bad losers!!

Our country needs heroines...
 :rant:
 :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on August 20, 2009, 04:56:08 PM
Maria Mutola van Mosambiek lyk ook soos 'n man, maar is blykbaar 'n vrou en
doen ook goed in die middelafstande................wat is die probleem?

(http://www.iaaf.org/mm/photo/competitions/other/38826_w400xh600.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 20, 2009, 05:03:37 PM
Netso, Operator. Sy`s ook baie sterk gebou, met growwe gelaatstrekke.

Maria Navratilova het ook maar altyd vir my soos `n man gelyk.
 :eyebrow:
 :eyebrow:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on August 20, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Dis baie swak smaak om daarop aan te dring dat sy 'n geslagstoets moet
ondergaan.

Hulle kon dit privaat gehou het, en indien dit wel so was haar net geskors het.
Indien sy wel vroulik is, dan kon hulle net stil gebly het.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 20, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
Watookal die uitslag, iemand gaan groot met eier op die gesig sit!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 20, 2009, 05:16:23 PM
Watookal die uitslag, iemand gaan groot met eier op die gesig sit!

Watse eier? Hoekom op die gesig? Watse toetse gaan hulle doen? Sover my kennis strek verg dit 'n baie eenvoudige observasie om geslagsbepaling te doen!

 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 20, 2009, 05:25:52 PM
 :laugh top:

Teeeeeennis balle! Snoeeeeeker balle! Krieket balle as jy will...

Solank jy net Leeuloop! :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on August 20, 2009, 07:30:23 PM
Ek sien in die berig vat die toetse blykbaar 3 weke om af te handel. Hoe donders moeilik is dit om te kyk of sy 'n vrou is of nie.  :angry: :bang:

Persoonlik dink ek dis diskriminasie van die internasionale atletiek beheer liggaam af.  :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on August 20, 2009, 07:36:28 PM
Hoe lei die spreek woord “ jealousy makes you nasty”


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on August 20, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
Presies. Noudat hierdie Suid Afrikaner die klomp in hulle moer in gehardloop het is daar skielik twyfel oor haar geslag. Dis flokken belaglik. 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 21, 2009, 04:48:18 PM
Die President van Atletiek Suid-Afrika, ene Chuene, het blykbaar gese dis rassistiese Suid-Afrikaners wat `n bohaai maak oor Caster se geslag.

`What next'.
 :angry:
 :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on August 22, 2009, 02:29:19 PM
 :crazy1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 27, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on August 27, 2009, 08:52:00 AM
Hy weet wat vir hom voorle  :spank: :whip:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 27, 2009, 09:05:25 AM
Die ou het glo getrou toe WP laasjaar teen die Boland gespeel het. Iemand het die telling in sy oor gefluister.  :biggrin:

Hy weet wat vir hom voorle  :spank: :whip:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 27, 2009, 09:06:36 AM
 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 27, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
Durban. – ’n Durbaniet is in hegtenis geneem nadat hy glo tienermeisies op MXit gewerf het om hom teen betaling soos ’n baba te behandel en sy vuil doeke te ruil.

Ná sy arrestasie in die gesogte Durbanse woonbuurt Morning­side net meer as twee weke gelede het die 23-jarige man glo vertel hy beoefen dié fetisj al van 12-jarige ouderdom, het mnr. Brian Jones, besturende direkteur van SA Community Action Network (SA Can), gesê.

Nadat ’n lokval vir die man gestel is, het die polisie op ’n plastieksak met ’n stuk of 40 vuil doeke in sy kamer afgekom, asook bababottels en fopspene wat die meisies na bewering moes gebruik om hom soos ’n baba te behandel.

Hy het na bewering meisies tussen die ouderdom van 13 en 17 jaar hiervoor gewerf en hulle tussen R100 en R500 betaal.

Volgens Jones het die man na bewering die gewoonte om met minderjarige meisies uit te gaan.

“Hy het sy fetisj met sy vriendekring bespreek, maar niemand het hom ernstig opgeneem nie.”

Dit was uiteindelik ’n 31-jarige ma van drie wat die man aan die pen laat ry het.

Volgens Jones het sy organisasie, wat in samewerking met die polisie strategieë teen misdaad help uitwerk, sowat twee maande gelede ’n vlaag van klagtes begin ontvang van mense wat sê hulle word in selfoonoproepe en per SMS verpes.

Intussen het me. Bianca Hornsby (31) einde Julie ’n vreemde SMS van iemand gekry wat wou hê dat sy hom as ’n vriend op MXit lys en ’n ontmoeting wou reël.

“Ek het agtergekom die man sien my vir ’n laerskoolkind aan en wou uitvind wat hy in die mou voer,” het Hornsby gesê.

Sy het SA Can toe gekontak en ’n lokval is net meer as ’n week later met die hulp van ’n private speurder en die polisie gereël.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on August 27, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
 :bang2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on August 27, 2009, 05:38:22 PM
Het julle 'n idee hoe stink 40 vuil doeke wat in 'n sak toegemaak is :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on August 28, 2009, 10:15:01 AM
No,  :biggrin: :biggrin: but you obviously do.   :innocent: :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 28, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
 :whip:

Netekke ken jy iemand met so fetish? :innocent: :uhm: :stress: :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on August 30, 2009, 10:17:37 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 30, 2009, 07:43:39 PM
Nee, o jislaaik! Hoe gaan die kindertjies lyk?!
 :rant:
 :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on August 30, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
Nee, o jislaaik! Hoe gaan die kindertjies lyk?!
 :rant:
 :rant:

Hulle se mos lelike mense het altyd mooi kinders  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 30, 2009, 07:55:50 PM
Ok, Operator, I rest my case...hoop jy`s reg!....the consequences are too terrible to contemplate...
 :tease:
 :hope:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on August 30, 2009, 09:51:08 PM
No,  :biggrin: :biggrin: but you obviously do.   :innocent: :innocent:

Ek weet hoe ruik 4 doeke - ek pass uit voor dit by 40 kom :die: :die:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on August 31, 2009, 07:13:01 AM
Haai, miskien is hulle lief vir mekaar??


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on August 31, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
Haai, miskien is hulle lief vir mekaar??
Hul sê mos liefde is blind  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 02, 2009, 03:32:42 PM
:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 02, 2009, 03:52:40 PM
Rooibok is dit familie van jou? Het jy die foto geneem?  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 02, 2009, 04:41:39 PM
Rooibok is dit familie van jou? Het jy die foto geneem?  :biggrin:

NOT!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 02, 2009, 04:42:15 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 02, 2009, 04:54:04 PM
Rooibok is dit familie van jou? Het jy die foto geneem?  :biggrin:

NOT!

Hulle honeymoon was seker daar by die 224? :D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on September 02, 2009, 05:39:34 PM
Rooibok is dit familie van jou? Het jy die foto geneem?  :biggrin:

NOT!

Hulle honeymoon was seker daar by die 224? :D
Hotel 224, gerieflik gelee naby Loftus :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 02, 2009, 05:45:40 PM
Rooibok is dit familie van jou? Het jy die foto geneem?  :biggrin:

NOT!

Hulle honeymoon was seker daar by die 224? :D
Hotel 224, gerieflik gelee naby Loftus :mwink:

 :smirk: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on September 02, 2009, 05:54:13 PM
Ek wou se hul lyk bekend.  Die maer mannetjie is die ou met die bul pakkie aan en sy is die hoof cheer leader daar by lofus seinde die verblyf in die 224 gerieflik naby loftus  :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on September 07, 2009, 08:30:15 PM
Nuutste "handsfree kit"
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2440/3896697969_5c683f20aa_o.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on September 07, 2009, 08:48:23 PM
Suid-Afrikaanse weergawe

(http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy174/martinetsebeth/Handsfreekit.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 08, 2009, 10:38:11 PM
(http://weird-websites.info/Weird-Pictures/images/near-miss-aeroplane-hits-motorbike-car-bicycle.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 08, 2009, 10:56:45 PM
(http://www.raymondburton.com/images/sharkattack.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 08, 2009, 11:16:56 PM
Have you guys seen this new gun. It shoots something like 2000 rounds a min and is accurate to about 1000m. Bloody amassing.  We could do with some of these in RSA.   :innocent: :biggrin:

(http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/weapons_fireams/wtf14mar07.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on September 09, 2009, 07:07:22 AM
Hoe join 'n ou daai army?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 09, 2009, 07:12:49 AM
Shit!

(http://www.raymondburton.com/images/sharkattack.jpg)

 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on September 09, 2009, 08:02:19 AM
That's what the thumbs up is for !! He has successfuly got rid of his wife.  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on September 10, 2009, 08:58:07 PM
More-oggend huil hy

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/108.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on September 11, 2009, 03:47:39 PM
O jissie, nee, dit lyk darem sleg.
 ::)
 ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 11, 2009, 05:08:42 PM
Nee sies julle is nie nice nie. Daai girl mag dalk n persoonlikheid he wat net soo goed is soos twee dun girls.    :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on September 12, 2009, 04:21:20 PM
Of drie dun girls?
 :tease:
 :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on September 12, 2009, 05:51:31 PM
of dalk 'n halfdosyn

 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on September 21, 2009, 08:46:02 AM
(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38234.0;attach=65638;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 21, 2009, 02:01:18 PM
Die Weepee is my span!

 :biggrin: :biggrin:

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/rooibok/DirtyDancing.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on September 22, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/pmdb55/4791.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 22, 2009, 05:23:03 PM
Hy sal nog so vlieg dan laat spaander die chicks in alle rigtings :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on September 22, 2009, 05:39:10 PM
Hy sal nog so vlieg dan laat spaander die chicks in alle rigtings :biggrin:

Shame, hyself dink seker hy lyk nie te `bad' nie...
 :biggrin:
 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 22, 2009, 05:41:14 PM
You mean there's smoke on the mountain but there's heat in the valley? :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 24, 2009, 07:39:08 PM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on September 24, 2009, 08:31:47 PM
WTF indeed  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Water_Iceglitter on September 24, 2009, 09:02:27 PM
Blykbaar kwalifiseer hierdie foto van my en TR ook om te verskyn op hierdie thread.

Mense dink my sonbril is volksvreemd...........persoonlik sien ek niks fout daarmee nie  :innocent:


(http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn394/EtienneNXR/Vakansie/trail%20ride/27.jpg)

ek hou daarvan!! :thumb:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on September 26, 2009, 07:25:47 PM
Blykbaar kwalifiseer hierdie foto van my en TR ook om te verskyn op hierdie thread.

Mense dink my sonbril is volksvreemd...........persoonlik sien ek niks fout daarmee nie  :innocent:


(http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn394/EtienneNXR/Vakansie/trail%20ride/27.jpg)

ek hou daarvan!! :thumb:
EEK!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on September 26, 2009, 07:52:52 PM
We are not alone .....


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 05, 2009, 04:36:26 PM
Die Weepee is my span!

 :biggrin: :biggrin:

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/rooibok/DirtyDancing.gif)

Rooibok, julle is net jaloers want julle ondersteuners kan nie so mooi dans nie.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 05, 2009, 04:41:23 PM
Ek is hel jaloers op die moves  :MrGreen: :evil2:


Rooibok, julle is net jaloers want julle ondersteuners kan nie so mooi dans nie.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on October 05, 2009, 05:03:45 PM
Kom bly in die Kaap dan leer ons jou die moves.
 :plotting:
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 08, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
Melbourne.–Volwasse toeskouers by die Bathurst 1000, een van Australië se gewildste motorwedrenne, word beperk tot “een boks” bier per dag–met ander woorde 24 blikkies met 375 mF bier per blikkie.

Die 24 blikkies-reël, deel van die polisie se fokus op drankverwante misdade, kan ook uitgebrei word na alkoholiese mengeldrankies by die wedren, wat vandag in die landelike dorp Bathurst in die ooste van die deelstaat Nieu-Suid-Wallis begin. Meer besadigde toeskouers mag hul dors, hoewel nie hul alkoholdrang nie, les met tot 36?blikkies lae-alkohol- of nie-alkoholiese bier. Wyndrinkers mag tot 4?Fwyn per dag drink, maar geen toeskouers mag bier en wyn op een dag drink nie.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on October 15, 2009, 07:50:23 PM
What is this thing???  :Scratch:

(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=29882.0;attach=69477)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on October 15, 2009, 07:55:28 PM
WTF indeed.... op watse websites hang jy uit. Daars gewoonlik 4 tonge  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 18, 2009, 05:30:53 PM
Johannesburg - Police Minister Nathi Mthethwa has racked up another five-star hotel bill, this time worth over R570 000 in Durban, the Sunday Independent reported.

Between December 19 and April 25, Mthethwa was intermittently booked into the luxurious Hilton Hotel along with members of his VIP Protection Unit at a cost of R578 499.

His spokesperson Zweli Mnisi did not comment on the figure, saying only that Mthethwa was in KwaZulu-Natal around December on "official duties", partaking in roadshows aimed at reducing festive season crime. His stay there during April was due to the national elections.

"The province was identified as a potential hot spot. All these were official programmes aimed at engaging local stakeholders in the fight against crime, including consultation with local authorities as part of preparation for the elections," he said in a statement.

'Unaware' of high prices


According to the Sunday Independent's copy of the bill Mthethwa spent Christmas and New Year at the hotel. During an uninterrupted 17-day stay from December 19, he was not accompanied by any guards and the bill came to just over R86 000.

On the night before Valentine's Day, Mthethwa was booked into the same hotel, this time with four guards, at a cost of R38 516.

From April 19 to 25, he stayed at the hotel with two guards. The bill amounted to R89 000.

The Hilton bill was double what taxpayers coughed up for Mthethwa's 17-day stay in Cape Town's five-star Table Bay Hotel earlier this year. Mthethwa stayed at the hotel at a cost of R235 000 while his home was being renovated after flood damage.

Mnisi said the minister claimed at the time he was unaware of the high prices charged by the Cape Town hotel.

Opposition political parties reacted with anger to Mthethwa's latest "extravagance".

Luxury indulgences


The Congress of the People said Mthethwa either was campaigning for the ANC or simply went home and billed the government.

"This gives lie to his explanation that he did not know that the Table Bay Hotel was expensive and appeared to cement a view that he has a cavalier attitude towards taxpayers' money," Cope first deputy president Mbhazima Shilowa was quoted as saying.

The DA said the police department's long list of luxury indulgences did not only contradict President Jacob Zuma's calls for austerity and prudence, but flew in the face of common sense and commitment to put the public before personal gratification.

"If one adds up the hotel extravagance to the cars bought by Mthethwa and his deputy, Fikile Mbalula, it goes up to over R3.7 million of public money being spent on person opulence," shadow minister of police Dianne Kohler Barnard said in a statement.

She asked how Mthethwa would justify his behaviour while police officers who often put their lives at risk earned next to nothing each month.


- SAPA



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on October 18, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
Interessant hoedat die ouens aanhou karre koop en in hotelle bly- die koerante skryf daaroor maar dit gaan net aan en aan- ons is magteloos teen hulle.
 :angry:
 :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 22, 2009, 06:40:43 AM
Brussel. – ’n Aanbeveling dat spelers koeëlvaste baadjies moet dra wanneer hulle hul Suid-Afrikaanse hotel verlaat, is gemaak aan die Duitse span wat volgende jaar aan die Wêreldbeker-sokkertoernooi kom deelneem.

Die pantserbaadjies moet die spelers “beskerm in die land met een van die hoogste moordsyfers tydens rooftogte”, het die Duitse koerant Sport-Bild gister berig.

Volgens die koerant het mnr. Helmut Spahn, die veiligheidshoof van die Duitse Sokkerbond (DFB), aangekondig dat die agt lyfwagte wat tot dusver voldoende was om die span te beskerm, nie in Suid-Afrika genoeg sal wees nie. Die DFB sal meer lyfwagte moet gebruik.

Een van die ondernemings wat toerusting aan die span en hul lyfwagte verskaf, is BaySecur van Leverkusen.

“Die moontlikheid vir die spelers om vrylik rond te beweeg buite die Wêreldbeker-hotelkompleks moet tot die minimum beperk word. Anders moet alle maatreëls geld: gewapende lyfwagte en koeëlvaste baadjies vir die spelers,” het mnr. Günter Schnelle, ’n woordvoerder van die onderneming gesê.

Tussen 10 en 20 veiligheidspersoneellede sal saam met die span na Suid-Afrika reis.

Voorts werk die DFB saam met die Duitse federale polisie se terrorisme-afdeling in Wiesbaden oor moontlike terreurvoorvalle. Die polisie sal in Desember besluit hoeveel beamptes hy saam met die span na Suid-Afrika sal stuur, aldus die koerant.

Mnr. Horst Schmidt, algemene sekretaris van die DFB en konsultant vir die sokkerbeheerliggaam Fifa, het gister in ’n verklaring gesê hulle was “jammer” om dié berig te lees.

“Dit is egter belangrik om te meld Schnelle praat nié namens die DFB nie en sy standpunt weerspieël nie ons s’n in dié geval nie.

“Dit is algemene prosedure vir die DFB om die veiligheid rondom aktiwiteite van ons senior nasionale span te monitor.”



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on October 22, 2009, 07:37:46 AM
MADRID - A 92-year-old wheelchair bound woman has been arrested after airport security found nearly 10 pounds of cocaine strapped to her body.

A Civil Guard statement said police decided to search the woman and her companion, who arrived at Barajas airport on Friday on a flight from Sao Paulo in Brazil.

The search uncovered a total of 4.3 kg of cocaine, with an estimated street value of some $35,850.

The two women, both from Uruguay, were arrested Friday.

But officials did not release details about the case until this week, after a judge had arraigned the two on drug trafficking charges.

The judge ordered the younger woman to prison but sent the 92-year-old to a senior citizens' home in Madrid.

Police say the would-be smugglers probably expected a cash payment and return flight tickets to Brazil from their drug trafficking contacts.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on October 24, 2009, 04:46:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wBqy8.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 25, 2009, 05:47:35 PM

Liverpool - A teenage Liverpool fan who caused one of the oddest goals in English football history came out of hiding Sunday to apologise profusely for belting a beach ball onto the pitch.
Callum Campbell, 16, told the Sunday Mirror newspaper it was he who whacked the inflatable onto the pitch, triggering Liverpool's 1-0 defeat at Sunderland on October 17.

The youngster has faced death threats for his part in a defeat that dented the Reds' bid to win the Premier League title and locked himself indoors for two days.

"It was me," Campbell told the tabloid.

"I'm the one who did it. I'm the one caught on camera. I'm so, so sorry. This is my worst, worst nightmare."

In the fifth minute of the match, Black Cats striker Darren Bent fired a shot on target, but it hit the Liverpool-branded beach ball, taking a big deflection and completely bamboozling Reds goalkeeper Pepe Reina - who went for the wrong ball.

Millions around the world have seen the bizarre incident.

When the beach ball came Campbell's way before the kick-off, he punched it onto the Stadium of Light pitch. It went into Reina's goal but blew out as Sunderland went on the attack.

"When I got home I went into the garden and threw up. I was physically sick - and that's before the death threats started appearing on the Internet the next day," Campbell said.

"I watched it over and over again, and I still can't work out how it happened.

"But my mum tells me it wasn't my fault - and that's what I have to believe. The referee should never have allowed the goal. I just hope the real fans understand and forgive me.

"How was I supposed to know what would happen? It was just a bit of fun, and if I could turn back the clock and do it differently, throw the ball into the crowd instead of on to the pitch, then I would.

"I'm really, really sorry it happened like it did.

"It's bad enough when Liverpool lose, like in a normal way, but this was just one big disaster.

"It would have taken someone a couple of seconds to move it away, or put a foot on it and flatten it, but nobody bothered. And then it started to roll about. Just at the wrong moment.

"But I accept I shouldn't have thrown it on to the pitch in the first place."

Defeat left Liverpool seven points behind bitter rivals Manchester United, the reigning champions, their visitors on Sunday at Anfield.

His uncle Tony Moore said: "Let's say Liverpool are just three points short of winning the league at the end of this season -- he'll be beside himself, thinking they were the points that cost them."

At Campbell's request, part of the fee for his interview was donated to the Hillsborough Disaster Fund.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on October 26, 2009, 06:03:44 PM
Poor Kid.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on October 29, 2009, 07:11:41 PM
Pretoria - Four men wanted for hijackings around Gauteng were arrested while trying to hijack a car in Garsfontein, Pretoria, on Thursday, police said.

"Police noticed that the four suspects were hijacking a Mercedes-Benz in Garsfontein and they confronted them," said Inspector Moses Maphakela.

When the men saw the police, they jumped into an old model  Mercedes-Benz and fled.

Police gave chase and cornered them in Malboro, north of Johannesburg. Car-breaking instruments were found in their possession.

When they were profiled, police discovered that they were wanted for other hijackings in Gauteng

 :Scratch: :Scratch: Waarmee ry die polisie deesdae...perde?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 29, 2009, 07:16:23 PM
Waarmee ry die polisie deesdae...perde?
Net soms as daar nie geld is vir petrol nie, gras is baie goedkoper  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on October 30, 2009, 07:16:47 AM
said  :Scratch: :Scratch: Waarmee ry die polisie deesdae...perde?


Nee man verseker nie - as hulle te perd was sou hulle vinniger deur die verkeer kon vleg >:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 09, 2009, 08:58:57 PM
Biker clocked at 612km/h

(http://motoring.iafrica.com/cm_pics/motor/2676-6831-0-0_2201472.jpg)

Ananova.com reports that a motorcycle rider in Italy is appealing a court ruling that cost him his driver's licence after he was allegedly caught speeding at 612km/h - a sheer impossibility.

The man, Paolo Turina, who earned himself a R2576 fine, is claiming that the speed camera was clearly entirely defective and the charge against him should never have been brought to court.

"If I could go that fast I'd enter my bike in the MotoGP world championships. Valentino Rossi would not stand a chance. What did they think they were clocking - a jet fighter?" asked the 26-year-old Turina.

"If the court rules the fine will stand then I'm going to send it to the Guinness Book of Records - after all if the court says it's true then I should get the credit for this remarkable feat."

Police assured the camera was working perfectly but said it was possible that staff mess up the charge paperwork.

The appeal court has not yet made a decision on the case.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 09, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Speed limit trials

The Automobile Association is supporting a planned pilot project in Tshwane that will see speed limits of 30 kilometres per hour being introduced in some pedestrian zones. The Tshwane Metro Council will test the system at two undisclosed locations.

It will also see motorists only being allowed to drive at 40km/h near schools, hospitals and taxi ranks. The AA's Gary Ronald says many lives could be saved if people reduce their speeds.

"We are talking of a speed limit in pedestrian areas of around 30 km/h, then your viability, in case there is a collision, is that pedestrians should have a fairly good survival rate."


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 10, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
Almost 90 % of adult pedestrians involved in accidents are under the influence of alcohol. How will reducing the speed of motorists help the drunk pedestrians from staying out of the road.  :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 10, 2009, 10:12:44 AM
It wont. It'll help them survive the accident and sue your ass. :-\


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on November 11, 2009, 06:39:17 PM
Russian cannibal who ate his mother given lighter sentence by judge who says 'he was starving, he needed to eat'

By Will Stewart
Last updated at 5:59 PM on 10th November 2009

A cannibal who killed and ate parts of his mother had his sentence reduced by a judge who said 'he needed to eat'.

Sergey Gavrilov secured reduced time in jail after confessing: 'I did not like the meat very much. It was too fatty. But I was so hungry, I had to eat it.'

The 27-year-old was given a lenient prison sentence because the judge said he was starving and needed to eat after spending all his money on vodka and gambling machines.

The Russian man hit his mother Lyubov, 55, over the head with a brick and then strangled her with an electric cable following a row over her refusal to give him her pension money to spend on alcohol.

A court heard how he put her body on the balcony of the family flat near Samara, in southern Russia, and took her allowance before going on a two day drinking and gambling binge.

Returning to the flat, he soon ran out of food and started slicing meat from his mother's body. 

'She was frozen, like meat in the freezer,' he told police.

He cooked soup and pasta with meat from his mother's body over a period of more than a month, he said.   

The Russian criminal code dictates 15 years in jail for his crimes but the judge said he was reducing it slightly because Gavrilov - who previously served time in jail for robbery - pleaded guilty and 'he was not keen to eat the meat, he just was hungry'.

Gavrilov was jailed for 14 years and three months. 

Psychiatric tests found the man was 'normal' mentally and fully aware of what he was doing.

He was caught when a policeman came to his flat, suspecting him of stealing a mobile phone.

The officer found the dead woman - with both her legs missing - on the balcony.






Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on November 12, 2009, 02:01:50 PM
Almost 90 % of adult pedestrians involved in accidents are under the influence of alcohol. How will reducing the speed of motorists help the drunk pedestrians from staying out of the road.  :bang:
True, Rusty. My son says that as he was coming through the roadworks on Helshoogte Pass last night, a drunk woman was walking in the middle of the road. Had he hit her, he would have been in such bad trouble...

Pmdb, dis darem `n nare storie van die mensvreter, o jiggie!!
 :eek:
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 18, 2009, 03:48:06 PM
Moskou, Rusland – Die Russiese polisie het drie boemelaars in hegtenis geneem nadat hulle glo ‘n 25-jarige man geslag, geëet en daarna dele van die lyk aan die plaaslike sosatie-winkel verkoop het.

Onraad is vermoed toe liggaamsdele naby ‘n busstop in die buitewyke van die Russiese stad Perm, 1 150 km oos van Moskou, gevind is. Volgens ‘n verklaring van plaaslike ondersoekbeamptes op www.susk.perm.ru is drie boemelaars, met vorige kriminele rekords, in hegtenis geneem nadat hulle glo ‘n vyand met messe en ‘n hamer aangeval en sy lyk opgekap en geëet het.

“Ná die misdaad gepleeg is, is die lyk opgedeel: ‘n gedeelte is geëet en ‘n gedeelte is aan ‘n kiosk met sosaties en pasteie verkoop,” het 'n beampte van die ondersoekeenheid vir die Perm-streek Vrydag in ‘n verklaring gesê.

Vanuit die verslag was dit nie duidelik of enige dele van die lyk aan klante van die sosatiewinkel verkoop is nie.

 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 18, 2009, 10:14:45 PM
Afrika is mos maar rof.

Vir agt Britse toeriste het dié stelling waar geword nadat ’n uitstappie na ’n wildreservaat tot ’n noue ontkoming met die koning van die bosveld gelei het. Hulle eis nou sowat R7,4 miljoen van die Sanbona-wildreservaat vir onder meer post-traumatiese stres en beserings wat hulle glo opgedoen het.

Die groep het in 2007 by Sanbona in die Klein-Karoo tuisgegaan. Sewe van hulle is op 14 Maart deur me. Natasha van der Merwe, ’n werknemer van Sanbona, op ’n wildkyk-uitstappie geneem. Hulle het ’n trop “wilde” leeus gewaar en Van der Merwe moes vinnig na trurat oorskakel toe die leeus hul voertuig genader het.

In die proses het die voertuig teen die steil helling omgeslaan en die groep is uitgeslinger. Gevolglik is hulle “blootgestel aan die onmiddellike gevaar van wilde leeus”. Dié “dreigende optrede van die leeus” kan volgens hulle slegs aan Van der Merwe se nalatigheid toegeskryf word.

Waarnemende regter Alasdair Sholto-Douglas het die saak hier vir ’n aansoek vir sekuriteit vir koste tot 19 Februarie uitgestel.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 19, 2009, 12:46:48 PM
Almost 90 % of adult pedestrians involved in accidents are under the influence of alcohol. How will reducing the speed of motorists help the drunk pedestrians from staying out of the road.  :bang:
True, Rusty. My son says that as he was coming through the roadworks on Helshoogte Pass last night, a drunk woman was walking in the middle of the road. Had he hit her, he would have been in such bad trouble...

Pmdb, dis darem `n nare storie van die mensvreter, o jiggie!!
 :eek:
 :eek:

Saturday in Upington I was driving down the Main road. There was this woman walking across the road from my right. As I approached I hooted but she was oblivious to me. She just kept coming and I had to sweve to miss her. She had the cheek to show me the finger afterwards.  :angry: :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 20, 2009, 10:03:26 AM
(http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/431131-image001_53492_43113_1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 20, 2009, 11:02:15 AM
Seker n  WP BLOUBUL WP trui aangehad  :eyebrow:

Saturday in Upington I was driving down the Main road. There was this woman walking across the road from my right. As I approached I hooted but she was oblivious to me. She just kept coming and I had to sweve to miss her. She had the cheek to show me the finger afterwards.  :angry: :angry:

Fixed


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 20, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
(http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/431131-image001_53492_43113_1.jpg)
While he was sitting at the corner of the round table :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Crossed-up on November 20, 2009, 12:21:05 PM
Saturday in Upington I was driving down the Main road. There was this woman walking across the road from my right. As I approached I hooted but she was oblivious to me. She just kept coming and I had to sweve to miss her. She had the cheek to show me the finger afterwards.  :angry: :angry:

I was in the bakkie too, as passenger.  If it wasn't for RustyB's quick reaction it would have been very unpleasant.  Well done Rusty!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 20, 2009, 01:52:18 PM
Crossed up, thanks for the words of inspiration on Sunday.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 20, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
Londen – ‘n Britse man wat gesê het dat hy sy vrou verwurg het terwyl hy ‘n nagmerrie gehad het oor ‘n worsteling met ‘n inbreker, is onskuldig bevind op ‘n aanklag van die moord op sy vrou.

Aanklaers het oorspronklik gevra dat Brian Thomas onskuldig bevind word op grond van tydelike waansin in die 2008 dood van sy vrou Christine en dat hy na ‘n psigiatriese hospitaal gestuur moet word.

“Dit is nou duidelik dat die psigiaters voel dat dit nie goeie ‘n doel sal dien nie en die risiko dat so iets weer gebeur is baie, baie klein,” het die hoof aanklaer, Iwan Jenkins, Vrydag gesê.

Thomas, wat van Suid-Wallis is, het aanvaar dat hy sy vrou van 40 jaar vermoor het.

Daar is aan die jurie gesê dat Thomas, 59, ‘n slaapstoornis  gehad het en dat hy in ‘n toestand van outomatisme was, wat beteken sy brein het geen beheer oor sy liggaam gehad toe hy sy vrou doodgemaak het nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on November 21, 2009, 08:53:46 AM
Police win war on crime as 10111 stops ringing
2009-11-20 12:27

Hayibo.com - The South African Police Service's Gauteng 10111 Centre was out of action this week. A spokesperson for the police said operators became aware that the line was not functioning at around midday when they tried to call out for a pizza and found no dial tone.

However he conceded that the lines may have been out of operation for several days before anybody picked up the fault.

Spokesperson, Wanton Shooter, acknowledged that there had been fewer calls than usual to the centre in the last couple of weeks.

"And by fewer calls, I mean none," he said.

Shooter said it had taken a while to isolate the problem because a number of options were considered before they realised that the fault lay with Telkom.

"With hindsight we can see that the default position of most South Africans - blaming Telkom - should have been our first conclusion, but you can't fault our people for seeking creative solutions.

"At first we thought we had won the war on crime and that there was nothing to report," he said.

"Then we decided that maybe people were too scared to call us, in case we arrived and shot them."

Shooter said speculation at the water cooler even saw some wild conspiracy theories being advanced. "One school of thought held that the criminals were seeking to assume the moral high ground over the police.

"You know, if police kill more people than criminals, then suddenly it's the gangsters that the public phone when they come across a roadblock or hear shots in the dark.," he said.

Meanwhile a spokesperson for Telkom, Bugsy Malope, said technicians were working around the clock in a bid to get the line up and running. "And we'll have the call-centre reconnected as soon as the bill is paid," he said.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Eisbein on November 21, 2009, 09:34:46 AM
Net vir die rekord - Hayibo is 'n 'nuus parody' site...

Hulle maak nuus op wat naby aan die waarheid klink, maar net net far fetched is.
;D ;D


Die hartseer ding is dat met dinge soos wat dit op die oomblik is die grappies baie keer geloofwaardig klink...



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 21, 2009, 09:27:18 PM
Dit is seker iemand wat probeer snaaks wees.  Daar is steeds klagtes wat ingekom het na die sentrum en uit gelees aan die voertuie. 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: White Stripes on November 21, 2009, 10:38:40 PM
Net vir die rekord - Hayibo is 'n 'nuus parody' site...

Hulle maak nuus op wat naby aan die waarheid klink, maar net net far fetched is.
;D ;D


Die hartseer ding is dat met dinge soos wat dit op die oomblik is die grappies baie keer geloofwaardig klink...



Hayibo het al menige goedgelowige/naïewe leser vir 'n lang rit gevat.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 25, 2009, 09:59:58 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 25, 2009, 02:26:10 PM
Seker die afrika weergawe van "forken Fogel"  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on November 25, 2009, 02:42:49 PM
Net vir die rekord - Hayibo is 'n 'nuus parody' site...

Hulle maak nuus op wat naby aan die waarheid klink, maar net net far fetched is.
;D ;D


Die hartseer ding is dat met dinge soos wat dit op die oomblik is die grappies baie keer geloofwaardig klink...



Hayibo het al menige goedgelowige/naïewe leser vir 'n lang rit gevat.

Soos CK1 hierbo  :evil2:
(http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/images/sucker_cookie.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Eisbein on November 25, 2009, 02:46:04 PM
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on November 25, 2009, 02:46:42 PM
 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 25, 2009, 02:52:22 PM
 8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 25, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
Interesting results.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 25, 2009, 02:56:48 PM
The step dad and mom thing is creepy...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on November 25, 2009, 02:59:38 PM
The step dad and mom thing is creepy...

It depends if you're a boy or a girl  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 25, 2009, 03:16:28 PM
Eeeeeuuuuuw!!!!

Nee sies man. Nou is die nog meer creepy! :puke2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 25, 2009, 03:37:36 PM
 :skerp: daar BLY


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on November 25, 2009, 03:56:51 PM
The step dad and mom thing is creepy...

It depends if you're a boy or a girl  :biggrin:

Even beter if you are the step dad or mom  :evil2: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 26, 2009, 02:22:06 PM
Cape Town - A giant trailer filled with world rugby’s most sought-after silverware will visit schools and clubs across the country early next year to share the success of South African rugby with all supporters.

The 15m-long travelling trophy cabinet will criss-cross the country to take the game to the people and show off trophies won by South African teams in 2009. Among the display will be the Tri-Nations Trophy, the IRB Sevens World Series trophy, The British & Irish Lions series trophy, the Super 14 trophy, the Freedom Cup and the Mandela Plate.

The display will also include the Rugby World Cup (won in 2007) and that icon of South African rugby, the Currie Cup.

“The 2009 season has been an extraordinary one for South African rugby and our outstanding players and coaches have collected some of the game’s most prized silverware,” said Andy Marinos, acting managing director of SA Rugby.

“The trophy cabinet in Cape Town is overflowing  :Scratch: and now is a golden opportunity to share the success with our supporters in every corner of the country. It is also a chance to showcase the work that the provincial unions and SA Rugby does and offer people the chance to become involved in the game.”

The tour will start in Cape Town on Friday, February 5 and snake its way through all 14 provinces, including rugby “outposts” such as Springbok, Upington, Polokwane and Nelspruit before concluding the tour in Durban on Sunday, March 21.

The vehicle will make 116 stops en route visiting close to 50 schools as well as clubs, shopping centres and rugby development projects managed by provincial unions in its near 7 000km journey.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pistonpete on November 26, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
And it will be painted with our paint! :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on November 26, 2009, 04:24:06 PM

“The trophy cabinet in Cape Town is overflowing  :Scratch:



Aaah, so dit is hoekom hulle dink hulle is suksesvol ...   >:D >:D :tease: :stir:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 27, 2009, 11:00:10 AM

“The trophy cabinet in Cape Town is overflowing  :Scratch:



Aaah, so dit is hoekom hulle dink hulle hulle weet hulle  is suksesvol ...   >:D >:D :tease: :stir:
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Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on November 27, 2009, 12:34:23 PM

“The trophy cabinet in Cape Town is overflowing  :Scratch:



Aaah, so dit is hoekom hulle dink hulle hulle weet hulle  dink hulle is suksesvol ...   >:D >:D :tease: :stir:
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Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 27, 2009, 01:11:52 PM
Die ou wat daai artikel geskryf het rook sy onderbroeke  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 27, 2009, 03:01:49 PM
Lyk my julle weet maar min van Rugby...

 :No1:

SARU se kantore is in Kaapstad. Die Trofee staan dus ook in Kaapstad. Ek kan amper nie glo dat julle dit nie weet nie? Het julle gedink die 3N beker staan op Loftus? WTF? :loco:

Die Westelike Provinsie is die tuiste van SA rugby.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on November 27, 2009, 03:08:32 PM
Al daai trofee en julle het faarkall gewen nie.   

Rugridders  :mwink:

 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on November 27, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Lyk my julle weet maar min van Rugby...

 :No1:

SARU se kantore is in Kaapstad. Die Trofee staan dus ook in Kaapstad. Ek kan amper nie glo dat julle dit nie weet nie? Het julle gedink die 3N beker staan op Loftus? WTF? :loco:

Die Westelike Provinsie is die tuiste van SA rugby.

Dis presies my punt.  Omdat SARU se kas vol bekers staan, en dit is toevallig in Skaapstad, dink WP hulle is suksesvol... :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 27, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
Net so.  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 27, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
Ons is die Beste! Ons is die Beste! :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on November 27, 2009, 04:41:50 PM
Rugridders  :biggrin:

 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 27, 2009, 09:52:45 PM
Lyk my julle weet maar min van Rugby...

 :No1:

SARU se kantore is in Kaapstad. Die Trofee staan dus ook in Kaapstad. Ek kan amper nie glo dat julle dit nie weet nie? Het julle gedink die 3N beker staan op Loftus? WTF? :loco:

Die Westelike Provinsie is die tuiste van SA rugby.

Dis presies my punt.  Omdat SARU se kas vol bekers staan, en dit is toevallig in Skaapstad, dink WP hulle is suksesvol... :tease:

He he he...ek moet daai een onthou  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on November 29, 2009, 08:43:27 PM
Hussein op die TV
2009-11-29 20:31

Bagdad - Irakese was verbaas toe hulle die TV aanskakel die naweek en ‘n ou bekende gesig uit hul wrede verlede sien.

Saddam Hussein, voormalige Irakese leier, word verheerlik op ‘n misterieuse satelliet stasie wat begin uitsaai het op die herdenkingsdag van sy 2006 teregstelling.

Niemand weet wie vir die sogenaamde “Hussein-kanaal” betaal nie, maar owerhede vermoed dit word deur die Baathist-party  gefinansier.

Hussein het destyds dié politieke party gelei.

Mohammed Jarboua van Damaskus, blykbaar die voorsitter van die stasie, sê egter dat hulle glad nie geld van die Baathist-party ontvang nie.

Hy wou nie meedeel van waar af die stasie uitgesaai word nie.

“Die stasie is vir Arabiere wat terug verlang na Hussein se heerskappy,” het hy gesê.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 30, 2009, 07:49:32 AM
Johannesburg - A two-year-old girl who was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital for burn marks on her hands landed up having both legs amputated, the Gauteng department of health and social development said on Sunday.

"The toddler...was admitted at Far East Rand Hospital and later transferred to Charlotte Maxeke Academic hospital to be treated for burns on her hands. Instead she ended up with her legs being amputated, " said departmental spokesperson Mandla Sidu in a statement.

He said the Gauteng Health MEC has called a meeting for Monday with hospital personnel about the incident of negligence to which Thembisa Kometsi from Daveyton was victim.

"Those found to be guilty of negligence...disciplinary action will taken against them which may lead to dismissal," said Mahlangu.

The MEC has also called on officials from the Rahima Moosa hospital to explain the "insensitive treatment" of a family whose baby had died last week.


Yasser Marere issued a media statement about his experience at the hospital after his baby son died during birth of asphyxia.

When he wanted to see the baby he was allegedly made to search through the bodies of 40 dead babies in the hospital mortuary


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on November 30, 2009, 08:17:21 AM
Whow, dis baie erg. Die hospitaal se personeel is  :loco: As dit my kind was, sou ek op die dak gestaan het.  :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Eisbein on November 30, 2009, 08:31:28 AM
Whow, dis baie erg. Die hospitaal se personeel is  :loco: As dit my kind was, sou ek op die dak gestaan het.  :rant:

Met 'n dubbelloop...

>:(



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on November 30, 2009, 06:20:31 PM
 :bang: :bang: :bang:
Dis insidente soos hierdie wat maak dat baie van ons die verpleeg professie verlaat. Ek wil nie meer met sulke onnosel, selfverwaande kollegas geassosieer word nie!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on November 30, 2009, 06:26:04 PM
Netekke = Nurse of = Dokter?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on November 30, 2009, 06:27:49 PM
:bang: :bang: :bang:
Dis insidente soos hierdie wat maak dat baie van ons die verpleeg professie  verlaat. Ek wil nie meer met sulke onnosel, selfverwaande kollegas geassosieer word nie!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on November 30, 2009, 06:42:07 PM
Was vandag by 2 Mil in Wynberg en moes myself inhou om nie my moer te strip nie. Die persoon het 'n afspraak vir 10h00 gehad en ons het eers 15h15 die gebou verlaat. PATETIES is nie die woord nie.... die mense is onbevoeg!! :bang: :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on November 30, 2009, 06:43:49 PM
It is typical of the SANDF, hurry up and wait.  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on November 30, 2009, 06:48:08 PM
Dis nie net SANDF nie. Dit gaan so by alle staatshospitale. By Tygerberg is dit nie soseer die personeel nie, maar wel die sisteem


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on November 30, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
Dis nie net SANDF nie. Dit gaan so by alle staatshospitale. By Tygerberg is dit nie soseer die personeel nie, maar wel die sisteem

Die mense = die sisteem.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on November 30, 2009, 08:42:22 PM
Ek moet nog die spesialis gaan sien en dan wil hy seker nog iets oop sny en reg maak laat my worry :stress:
Gelukkig is hy blykbaar een van die beter spesialiste en gelukkig nie by 'n staats hospitaal nie, anders het ek dit liewers gelos


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on November 30, 2009, 08:52:14 PM
Dis nie net SANDF nie. Dit gaan so by alle staatshospitale. By Tygerberg is dit nie soseer die personeel nie, maar wel die sisteem

Die mense = die sisteem.

die sisteem = die reels

die reels sê voor jy dit kan doen, moet jy eers dit hê en voor jy dit kan hê moet jy eers die vorm kry en.......ens ens. Ek sien dit elke dag, vra vir die pasient hoekom kom hy nou eers hier aan en die antwoord is : ek moes eers grondvloer toe, daarna lêer kry. terug grondvloer toe....oops die hysers werk nie, nou ja klim dan maar sewe vloer met my seer whatever. Kom bo aan, Mnr jy het nie vorm D453 nie , nou ja terug grondvloer toe.........dis die sisteem.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on December 01, 2009, 09:05:38 AM
Dit blynog mense wat die reels maak en toepas. En mense moet dit challenge. Almal skuil agter 'die sisteem', want dan hoef hulle nie vinniger te werk nie  :wink1:

Ek sien dit elke dag in die corporate lewe ook. Mense wat nie wil werk nie blameer altyd 'die sisteem', maar hulle challenge dit nooit nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on December 12, 2009, 07:25:13 AM
Johannesburg - The Miss World pageant will cost the City of Johannesburg R90m, double the amount told to the public, the Mail&Guardian reported on Friday.

The paper said this was according to an agreement signed by Graham Cooke from Miss World Limited, the pageant owners, and chief executive of the Johannesburg Tourism Company, Lindiwe Mahlangu-Kwele.

The contract stipulates that the JTC would pay a hosting fee of about £6m (R73m) and foot the bill for logistical, travel and accommodation arrangements, bringing the cost to "at least" R90m, the report read. :bang:
 
The city would end up footing the bill because the JTC is a section 21 company funded by it.

Essential services

The City cut its budget by more than four percent, the report read, raising concerns that it would falter on delivering essential services. It added that the JTC was insolvent and was given a R13m loan by the city last month.  :bang:

Mahlangu-Kwele denied that the company was insolvent and said the decision to host the pageant was taken by the mayoral council on November 6. She confirmed that the city's contracted costs included £6m for the hosting rights with the R17.3m projected budget to be offset by sponsors.

She did not indicate who the sponsors were or how much they would contribute, the report said.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 12, 2009, 08:03:52 AM
Fetus heeltyd in broodsakkie by ma (http://www.nuus24.com/Content/Suid-Afrika/Nuus/1479/40ec81b6114c44f6bbc53252a3b7e0c4/12-12-2009-07-38/Fetus_heeltyd_in_broodsakkie_by_ma)

Dis baie erg.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 27, 2009, 01:43:19 AM
Jou GPS vloek nou heelpad
2009-12-26 15:14

   

Henry Cloete

Jou elektroniese padvinder kan nou vloek ook.

Suid-Afrikaanse motoriste kan nou met aanwysings soos “gaan nou om daai sirkel, jou bitch” ry. Dit is met die land se eerste apparatuur vir ’n globale posisioneringstelsel (GPS) wat ’n ouderdomsbeperking het.

GPS Creative, die Vrystaatse onderneming wat reeds gesorg het vir die?stemme van sterre soos Dowwe Dolla en Kurt Darren op Garmin se GPS-stelsels, het met die humoristiese webtuiste www.watkykjy.co.za saamgespan om padverbruikers op die zefste maniere denkbaar aanwysings te gee.

Een van watkykjy se skeppers bekend as Griff, het aan Rapport gesê die meeste van die verbale aanwysings bevat vloekwoorde.

Só sal die GPS-stem ’n motoris opdragte gee soos “f*k regs” of “f*k links.”

“Ek het gedink ons kan so iets doen toe ek lees oor celebs wie se stemme gebruik word,” sê Griff.

Die stem agter die aanduider is dié van K-Lo, vroeër deur watkykjy bekend gestel as Vernon Koekemoer se vrou.

“Ons het GPS Creative gekontak en hulle het dadelik belang gestel.”

Op die lang pad trek K-Lo ook los met ’n paar lukrake opmerkings soos “f*k dude, jou sound is duurder as jou kar”; “hou vas my dop en check hierdie move” en “ek wil in daai pothole jacuzzi... ek het my bikini ingepak. Dis ’n polka dot-ene.”

Griff is nie bekommerd dat mense moontlik gekant sal wees teen die bedenklike sedes van hierdie padaanwyser nie.

“My ma het dan ook een bestel.”

Die stem kan selfs oorsee ingespan word – K-Lo tel in myle ook.

In Suid-Afrika tel sy egter nie in kilometers nie, maar in “K-Lo-meters.”

- Rapport


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 28, 2009, 10:03:13 AM
Boys sodomise each other
2009-12-27 16:04

   

Cape Town - The 14 boys who had been found to have been sodomising each other in a Cape Town suburb will not be facing criminal charges, the Western Cape police said on Sunday.

Superintendent Billy Jones said that although police were investigating a case of sexual assault, the boys aged between 5 and 11 years will not be charged.

Instead the youngsters will be referred to social workers for help, which included rehabilitation.

The boys have been sodomising each other since September last year until recently, after they were allegedly exposed to a pornographic movie by other older children at one of their homes.

The Sunday Times reported that the children's case was reported two weeks ago after an 8-year-old was caught naked in bed with his 3-year-old niece.

After the 8-year-old was caught, he alleged that two of his friends had sodomised him and this was confirmed by a doctor's examination.

The two friends also pointed out another boy after they were confronted, which led to other boys being linked.

Police have since confiscated pornographic material from one of the boys' homes.

- SAPA


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 28, 2009, 10:04:14 AM
I'm going to stab you to death'
2008-12-02 09:09


Nurene Jassiem

Cape Town - The man who was stabbed on Sunday morning, allegedly by Dominee Billy Rayners in front of the Uniting Reformed Church in Ceres, claimed Rayners wanted to kill him.

Piet Witness, an elder in the church, admitted on Monday that he had accused Rayners of lying to the church.

"We have received no financial statements from the dominee for the past four years. I have served on his church council for four years," said Witness.

He claimed that Rainers did not tolerate differences of opinion between himself and the elders or members of the church.

Sunday's incident was related to Rayners apparently refusing to introduce Witness to the church, after the church council recently elected Witness as an elder.

"We had been at the synod with him, where it was decided that he should introduce me to the church," said Witness.

Threat

He said Rayners had told him during Sunday's incident, "I'm going to stab you to death".

When he was asked after the incident if he would consider changing churches, Witness said, "Why do I have to serve God in another church? As a child I collected pennies to buy bricks to build this church".

Witness said he would see a local doctor again on Thursday.

Meanwhile, Rayners will undergo psychiatric tests this week and will appear in the Ceres Magistrate's Court later in the month.

- Die Burger


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on December 28, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
Rusty, that story about the little boys is absolutely awful. It will probably have an effect on them in later years.Wonder if they`ll also crave pornography, having now been exposed to it at such a young age.
 >:(
 >:(


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 28, 2009, 08:36:20 PM
Rusty, that story about the little boys is absolutely awful. It will probably have an effect on them in later years.Wonder if they`ll also crave pornography, having now been exposed to it at such a young age.
 >:(
 >:(
Seker familie van Tiger  :innocent:
Joke net, dit is bad as hul so jonk al besig is met sulke kark  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on December 30, 2009, 10:47:20 PM
Baba op internet te koop aangebied
Marelize Potgieter

Kaapstad. – ’n Ma het verlede week kwansuis haar babaseuntjie in ’n geklassifiseerde advertensie op die internet te koop aangebied.

Dié advertensie met die woorde: “Nice cute baby boy for adoption” is Woensdag verwyder sowat ’n uur nadat dit geplaas is op Dealfish, ’n advertensiemaatskappy vir gratis geklassifiseerde advertensies van die MIH Internet Africa-groep. Dis nie bekend of dit dalk iemand se idee van ’n grap was nie.

Volgens me. Sharon Knowles, hoof van Dealfish, kon sy nie haar oë glo toe sy die advertensie sien nie. Sy en haar kollegas het aan die vrou e-pos van hul persoonlike e-pos-adresse gestuur om meer inligting oor haar te bekom sodat hulle haar by die polisie kon aangee. “Ons het haar gevra hoeveel sy vir die baba wil hê en waar sy bly, maar sy het nooit gereageer nie.”

Volgens Knowles moet adverteerders aandui in watter dorp hulle blootstelling vir hul advertensie wil hê.

Toe hulle die saak verder ondersoek, het hulle agtergekom die baba is in Kaapstad, Bloemfontein, Port Elizabeth, Durban, Pretoria, Oos-Londen en Johannesburg geadverteer.

Dealfish se beleid is om alle advertensies wat nie met hul beleid en etiese kodes ooreenstem nie, uit te vee en die e-posadres wat op die advertensie verskyn het, is intussen geblokkeer.

Volgens me. Marié Louw, maatskaplike werker van die provinsiale departement van maatskaplike ontwikkeling in Kaapstad wat in aanneming spesialiseer, kan dié daad as kinderhandel geklassifiseer word.

“Geen ouer mag tydens ’n aannemingsproses geld ontvang nie. Dit is onwettig.”

Volgens haar moet streng wetlike prosedures tydens aanneming gevolg word.

 :loco: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 31, 2009, 07:15:54 PM
Vultures being killed for their brains
Vultures are being killed in South Africa so believers can smoke their dried brains and have visions of lotto numbers, luck at the horse races or more customers.
By Agence France-Presse

Smoking dried vulture brains to have a vision of winning lotto numbers — that's why customers come to Scelo, a vendor of traditional medicines, but it's a trend being blamed for killing off South Africa's vultures.
"Vultures are scarce. I only have one every three or four months," said Scelo, a young healer in downtown Johannesburg's market for "muti," or traditional medicine. "Everybody asks for the brain. You see things that people can't see. For lotto, you dream the numbers," he said.
 
Rolled into a cigarette or inhaled as vapors, vulture brains can also help at the horse races, boost an exam performance, or lure more clients to a business, according to believers. Next to snake skins and ostrich feet, as well as donkey fat to chase away bad spirits, Scelo sells a tiny bottle with just a speck of ground brains for about 50 rands ($6.50, 4.50 euros).
 
The entire bird could go for 2,000 rands. Vulture bones or feathers can be also mixed with herbs to make medicines, said one nyanga, or traditional healer, speaking on condition of anonymity. "We make the brain dry and mix it with mud and you smoke it like a cigarette or a stick. Then the vision comes," he said.
 
He prescribes mainly vulture heads, which he says bring visions of the future, endowing users with the bird's excellent vision that helps them fly out of nowhere to descend on carcasses.
 
It's a belief shared along Africa's east coast, as well as in some west African countries, according to experts.
 
Mthembeni wanted to buy a blend of ground brains and beaks — not for himself, but to give to his dogs.
 
"I put it on their nose. Then they can detect any strange presence from kilometres away. It gives security to my family," the young Zulu said before turning away, dismayed at the price.
 
At least 160 vultures are sold each year for muti, according to a study by two wildlife groups.
 
Researcher Steve McKean estimates that up to 300 vultures are killed by a variety of causes, especially in the eastern province of Kwazulu-Natal, where poaching still goes largely unpunished.
 
"Traditional use as it is currently happening is likely to render vultures extinct in southern Africa on its own within 20-30 years," he said.
 
"Vultures are protected by law," he said, but that so far has been ineffective. McKean said improved public awareness and a better understanding of the trade in the birds was needed.
 
Seven of the nine species of vulture are considered endangered. Hunters shoot them, trap them or poison them with a pesticide called Aldicarb, which is deadly to humans, according to the group Ezemvelo Kwazulu-Natal Wildlife.
 
Scelo said he knows how to avoid the pesticide: "The meat is blue when it's poisoned."
 
Aside from hunters, vultures also face the threat of electrocution if they fly into high-voltage lines or drown in farm reservoirs, all the while coupled with a shortage of food and the loss of their habitat.
 
Despite the danger to the bird's survival, demand remains steady, according to vendors in downtown Johannesburg, who are little aware that they are contributing to the disappearance of certain animals and plants.
 
Among the stalls stacked with python and crocodile skins, two animals also threatened by the demand for muti, nyanga Samsum Mvubu ponders the real importance of the vultures.
 
"I don't believe that these things give you visions," he said. "But they do bring you luck."
 
Copyright 2009  AFP Global Edition


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on December 31, 2009, 07:37:35 PM
Daar is darem maar simpel mense en meer simpel bygelowe in die wereld  :bang: :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 03, 2010, 10:57:06 PM
Ek sien die polisie het 'n busbestuurder van SA Roadlink afgetrek en sy bloed-alkahol vlak getoets.

Hy was 25 x oor die limiet!!!!    EEK!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 04, 2010, 06:22:01 AM
Is daar 'n verband tussen SA Roadlink en SA Airlink? Dit klink of daar moet wees! ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 04, 2010, 08:40:16 AM
Ek sien die polisie het 'n busbestuurder van SA Roadlink afgetrek en sy bloed-alkahol vlak getoets.

Hy was 25 x oor die limiet!!!!    EEK!!!!

Ja en hy het 72 passasiers in die bus gehad :eek: Hy is in Worcester gevang (ek dink) en was oppad Johannesburg toe! :o


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 04, 2010, 08:49:54 AM
Ek sien in die beeld n krokodil het n vrou in die olifants rivier by phalaborwa op nuwejaarsdag gevang na sy vir die 3e keer gaan swem het in die rivier.??
Die rivier is invested met seekoeie en krokidile


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 04, 2010, 08:56:10 AM
Ek sien in die beeld n krokodil het n vrou in die olifants rivier by phalaborwa op nuwejaarsdag gevang na sy vir die 3e keer gaan swem het in die rivier.??
Die rivier is invested met seekoeie en krokidile

Ek het daarvan gehoor op die radio vanoggend.

My eerste gedagte (toe ek hoor die hele lyk is weg) was of dit nie weer 'n versekerings bedrogspul is nie. ::) Daar was mos so geval met 'n krokodil paar jaar terug. Ook een met 'n haai aan die Weskus, toe kry hulle die "lyk" in Malawi besig om vakansie te hou.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 04, 2010, 09:03:02 AM
’n Groep vriende van Phalaborwa in Limpopo se Nuwejaarsdagpret het in ’n tragedie geëindig toe ’n krokodil ’n jong vrou in die Olifantsrivier gegryp en vermoedelik verslind het.

Mariska Buitendag (27), ’n kelnerin van Phalaborwa, het volgens vriende nie eens tyd gehad om om hulp te roep of te gil nie. Sy het ook nie gespartel nie. Slegs ’n rimpeling op die water is gesien waar sy sekondes tevore in die Olifantsrivier geswem het.

Pieter (Borris) Henning, haar vriend, het gesê een van hul vriende het net gegil “die krokodil!” Henning wat op die wal van die rivier was, het dadelik in die water gespring om na Buitendag te soek. “Alles het hopeloos te vinnig gebeur. Ek was te laat. Sy was weg,” het hy gesê. Henning en Buitendag was slegs sowat ’n week lank ’n paartjie.

Buitendag en ’n groep vriende het Vrydagoggend na die walle van die Olifantsrivier buite Phalaborwa gegaan om Nuwejaarsdag te vier.

Volgens Henning was hulle naby Kambako River Safaris, waar safari’s op bote vir toeriste aangebied word. “Ons het al baie daar gaan ontspan en lekker rustig gekuier.” Buitendag het die oggend glo twee keer in die Olifantsrivier gespring en geswem. Dit is toe sy glo die derde keer ingespring en op haar rug geswem het, dat die krokodil haar gegryp het. Beeld het by ’n polisielid, wat kort ná die voorval by die rivier opgedaag het, verneem sy was tussen 10 en 15m van die rivierwal af toe die krokodil haar gevang het.

Sers. Malesela Makgapo, woordvoerder van die Phalaborwa-polisie, het gesê die groep vriende het glo baie drank gebruik.

“Swem word ten strengste verbied op die plek waar die vriende die dag geswem het,” het Makgapo gesê. Die polisie van Polokwane (Pietersburg) se watervleuel is Saterdag na die plek om na Buitendag te soek. ’n Polisiesnuffelhond is ook langs die walle van die rivier ingespan om na haar oorskot te soek.

Makgapo het gesê die polisie maan mense om nie in riviere in Limpopo te swem nie. ’n Jare lange inwoner van Phalaborwa het aan Beeld gesê “ ’n mens druk nie eers jou toon in daai rivier nie. Dit is vrot van die krokodille en seekoeie.”

Buitendag het by ’n restaurant in die dorp gewerk. Sy het twee jong kinders. Haar ouers was in Pretoria tydens die voorval en het hulle na Phalaborwa teruggehaas nadat die polisie hulle gebel het. Karel Buitendag, haar pa, wou nie met Beeld praat nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 04, 2010, 09:12:58 AM
Die model en aktrise Christina Storm en Sean Else, gewese lid van die popgroep Eden, is “vriendelik versoek” om ’n kampeerterrein naby Naboomspruit te verlaat.

Die bestuurder van die Eden Park-kampeerterrein het hulle en die res van die mense in hul geselskap gevra om te gaan ná klagtes oor onder meer “harde musiek” en “kru taal”.

Storm het gister gesê sy en van haar vriende het in Desember ’n week lank by Eden Park gaan kampeer. “Toe ons by die plek inry, het ek sommer geweet die plek is bedoel vir normale mense. ::)

“Die eerste aand het ek en my vriendin ’n bordspel gespeel en toe so ’n bietjie gevloek. As ek wen, het sy my gevloek en as sy wen, het ek haar gevloek. (WTF? :Scratch:) Daaroor was die mense naby ons klaarblyklik ongelukkig.

“Sean het hom drie dae later by ons kom aansluit. Ons het gebraai en ons musiek was ’n bietjie hard. Toe kla ons ‘bure’ weer. Die volgende oggend het die kampbestuurder ons kom vra om eerder maar te gaan.

“Ons is die volgende oggend daar weg en het toe weens die probleme besluit om maar sommer ons vakansie kort te knip en huis toe te kom.” Else, tans grootbaas van die platemaatskappy Mozi Records, het gesê die kampeerplek is “duidelik nie bedoel vir jong mense nie”. (You think? :evil2:) “Eintlik het ek geen rol in die hele ding gespeel nie. Ek was maar net die vredemaker. Ek weet nie wat die eerste drie dae gebeur het nie. Ek sou in ieder geval net die een aand daar slaap omdat ek die volgende dag verpligtinge gehad het.

“Die bestuurder het ons gevra om die volgende oggend ons ry te kry, sover ek weet oor die musiek wat te hard was. Ons almal is regtig jammer as ons ons buur-kampeerders ontstel het. Dit was nie ons bedoeling nie.” :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 04, 2010, 09:18:43 AM
Dis wyd en suid bekend dat Christina Storm nie een van die mees
afgeronde dames is nie. ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 04, 2010, 09:19:09 AM
die vrouens het seker gekla want hul mans het heeltyd om daai campsite rondgehang toe sy en haar vriendin strippoker gespeel het. :)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 04, 2010, 09:23:08 AM
Ek hoor Joost het Media 24 miljoen Rand betaal om sy naam en die drugs uit die storie uit te hou. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on January 04, 2010, 09:26:34 AM
Ek hoor Joost het Media 24 miljoen Rand betaal om sy naam en die drugs uit die storie uit te hou. :evil2:

 :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on January 04, 2010, 09:53:46 AM
Hoera vir Edenpark se bestuur wat standpunt ingeneem het teen kampeerders wat amok maak.  :clap:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 12, 2010, 09:57:25 PM
Pastor in court for rape
2010-01-12 12:22

Johannesburg - A Zion Christian Church pastor who allegedly raped a woman churchgoer appeared in the Krugersdorp Magistrate's Court on Tuesday, Johannesburg police said.

The pastor was arrested on Monday in connection with the rape of a 30-year-old woman who, with her husband, had came to him for help with their marital problems, Inspector Solomon Sibiya said.

The pastor asked the husband to leave before he could start "healing" the woman on Wednesday afternoon. He allegedly told her to undress so he could rub ointment on her.

"The pastor later took off his trousers and forced the complainant to the floor and raped her."

The woman told the church elders who advised her to report the matter to the police.

- SAPA




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 13, 2010, 07:21:37 AM
wtf indeed!  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 13, 2010, 06:51:33 PM
Man in koma na hy van Stellenbosch kuierplek-dak val
2010-01-13 11:49
Malani Venter


 
'n Man (20) van Australië, mnr. Todd Gennell, het gisteraand van die dak van Terrace, 'n kuierplek in Stellenbosch, afgeval.

Hy was glo onder die invloed. Hy het ernstige kopbeserings opgedoen, albei sy arms is gebreek en is tans blykbaar in 'n koma in die sorgeenheid van Stellenbosch Medi-Clinic.

Sy ouers is in kennis gestel.


 :party: :Tequila:

 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 13, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
Brannewyn het nie brieke nie  ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 13, 2010, 06:59:55 PM
Dis 'n Aussie. Miskien het die Boere hom gestamp :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 13, 2010, 07:49:04 PM
Dis 'n Aussie. Miskien het die Boere hom gestamp :evil2:
Hy wou seker 'n date met een van die skape op die plaas gehad het  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 13, 2010, 07:53:53 PM
Dis 'n Aussie. Miskien het die Boere hom gestamp :evil2:

Die boere het gesê die visdammetjie is lekker diep, jy kan maar duik  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on January 14, 2010, 12:38:31 PM
Man in koma na hy van Stellenbosch kuierplek-dak val
2010-01-13 11:49
Malani Venter


 
'n Man (20) van Australië, mnr. Todd Gennell, het gisteraand van die dak van Terrace, 'n kuierplek in Stellenbosch, afgeval.

Hy was glo onder die invloed. Hy het ernstige kopbeserings opgedoen, albei sy arms is gebreek en is tans blykbaar in 'n koma in die sorgeenheid van Stellenbosch Medi-Clinic.

Sy ouers is in kennis gestel.

Duisende jong mense in Stellenbosch hou verskriklik paartie.`n Jaar of twee terug het een mos by Tollies uit `n boom gespring-morsdood.
 :uhm:
 :uhm:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 14, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
Ja, en varsity het nog nie eens begin nie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 14, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
 
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
 
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 14, 2010, 06:13:10 PM
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
 
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
 
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. 



(http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/01/14/1225819/069125-sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb.jpg)



http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Water_Iceglitter on January 14, 2010, 06:45:19 PM
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
 
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
 
“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. 



(http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/01/14/1225819/069125-sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb.jpg)



http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357

surely not??????? sekerlik is dit nie geneties (weet nie of dit regte woord is nie) moontlik nie???


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 15, 2010, 07:43:00 AM
They must have had some Aussie visitors  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on January 15, 2010, 10:14:15 AM
Die ouens moet die publiek "protect and serve"  :shocked3: :angry: :bang:

Kaapstad

Vyf polisiebeamptes van die Kraaifontein-polisiekantoor verskyn vanoggend in die Blue Downs-landdroshof op aanklagte van poging tot moord en gewapende roof.

Dít volg nadat ’n man op 31 Desember omstreeks 02:00 by die Kraaifontein-polisiekantoor ’n klag aanhangig gemaak het dat die beamptes by sy huis in Wallace dene op hom geskiet en geld gesteel het, het kapt. Gerhard Niemand, ’n polisiewoordvoerder, gesê.

“Ons het eers vermoed dat die verdagtes burgerlikes is wat hulle as polisiebeamptes voorgedoen het. Verdere ondersoek het ons na die huis van ’n polisiekonstabel gelei. Sy huis is op 8 Januarie deurgesoek en hoewel geen geld gevind is nie, het ons wel op ammunisie afgekom.”

Konst. Ezra Kruger is omstreeks 15:00 vir die onwettige besit van ammunisie in hegtenis geneem en het Maandag in die Kuilsrivier-landdroshof verskyn, waar sy saak tot vandag uitgestel is.

Die polisie se ondersoek het hulle toe na reservis-insp. Peter Hugo gelei. Hy is op 10 Januarie aangekeer en het op 12 Januarie in die Blue Downs-landdroshof verskyn op aanklag van poging tot moord. Dié saak is ook tot vandag uitgestel.

Die ander drie konstabels is gisteroggend omstreeks 06:00 in hegtenis geneem. Hul name kan nie bekend gemaak word voordat hulle vandag in die hof verskyn het nie.

Volgens Niemand het die polisie genoeg bewyse dat geld wel by die man se huis gesteel is om die beamptes ook van gewapende roof aan te kla. “Ons glo dat beamptes met ’n swak karakter met wortel en tak uitgewerk moet word.”

Mnr. Gerrie Moolman, voorsitter van die Kraaifontein-gemeenskapspolisiëringsforum (GPF), het gesê hy glo dié vyf beamptes se gevalle is geïsoleerd. “Die gemeenskap hier het ’n baie goeie geskiedenis met betrekking tot die gedrag van die polisiebeamptes. Voorvalle soos hierdie vind nie gereeld plaas nie.”

Me. Alison Tilley, direkteur van die Open Democracy Advice Centre, het gesê hoewel daar baie strukture in plek is om korrupsie uit te roei, is baie hiervan nie operasioneel nie en moet meer gedoen word om fluitjieblasers te beskerm.

“As jy ’n werknemer is wat korrupsie in jou werkplek oopvlek, is daar gewoonlik ’n beleid in plek om jou te beskerm, maar as jy ’n gewone lid van die publiek is, is daar niks in plek wat jou beskerm teen die mense wat jy ontmasker nie.”


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on January 15, 2010, 05:10:36 PM
Kola, dis `n slegte storie die van die Polisie en veral die laaste sin wat se dat fluitjieblasers nie beskerm word nie, is angswekkend- want as daardie Polisie nou uitkom op parool gaan hulle mos wraak neem.

Ek wonder of Polisie-rekrute enige sielkundige evaluering deurgaan deesdae voor hulle uitgeplaas word- dalk kan die `crazies' voor die tyd geidentifiseer word?
 :uhm:
 :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 15, 2010, 05:22:35 PM
Ek wonder of Polisie-rekrute enige sielkundige evaluering deurgaan deesdae voor hulle uitgeplaas word- dalk kan die `crazies' voor die tyd geidentifiseer word?
 :uhm:
 :uhm:

Hulle ondergaan evaluering tydens hulle opleiding. Die probleem is op die stasie waar hulle gaan werk. Daar word hulle opgeneem onder die "oumanne" se vlerke. Dis daar waar die ergste slegste gewoontes aangeleer word. Dis ook 'n geval van "of jy is saam met ons of teen ons" en niemand wilooit 'n outcast wees in sy/haar werkplek nie.

Dit gebeur....net ver onder die radar. 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 15, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
Dit is reserviste, sover ek weet. Reservis opleiding is kort en daar is geen evaluering nie, ek dink hulle kontak dalk verwysings wat jy gee. En ditto op wat Fourie se, sulke groen reserviste beland dan saam onder 'n ander invloed.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 15, 2010, 08:02:35 PM
Dit is waar wat Fourie sê maar daar is oog egter die wat reeds met verskuilde agendas die Polise join.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 16, 2010, 04:13:58 PM
Bloemfontein - ’n Nag van bloed in Bainsvlei is onthul ná die dood van ’n man wat in ’n reeks aanvalle deur besope rowers “geslag” en die letters “ANC” met messe op sy rug uitgekerf is.

Vier mans het ná ’n drinksessie die aand van 23 Desember op ’n beweerde moord-en-verwoestingstog op die hoewes gegaan en ook ’n vrou en haar 14-jarige seun keelaf gesny, die pa in die hart gesteek en ’n buurvrou vyf keer in die rug gesteek. Moses Nthloka (sowat 60), die man op wie se rug die letters “ANC” uitgekerf is, is dié week in die Pelonomi-hospitaal dood. Hy het nooit sy bewussyn herwin nie.

Kapt. Chaka Marope, woordvoerder van die polisie, sê die mans het ná ’n drinksessie op ’n misdaadtog in Bainsvlei vertrek. Altesaam 17 misdade binne ’n paar uur word met hulle verbind. Dié misdade sluit in drie moorde, ’n verkragting, huisbraak, poging tot moord, roof en aanranding met die doel om ernstig te beseer.

“Hulle het elke mens aangeval sover soos hulle geloop het en by huise ingebreek. “Hulle was dronk. Om fees te vier is een ding, maar ’n mens doen dit nie op ’n barbaarse manier nie,” het Marope gesê.

Nadat Volksblad, susterkoerant van Die Burger, Nthloka se dood bevestig het, is die moordbende se spore gister gevolg.

Die vier het om middernag op die werkershuise op Hoewe 2, Saaimanweg, toegeslaan. Jacob Nokgedi (45) sê die deur is oopgeskop. Die vier mans het op Tswana geld geëis en toe berserk geraak. “Hulle het net begin donner. Hulle het my eerste gesteek (vier steke in die sy regoor die hart en in die nek). “Toe sny hulle my vrou, Martha van Wyk, keelaf. “Sy is net daar dood, saam met my kind, Desay (14). Hy het probeer help, toe sny hulle ook sy keel af. Ek het gehoor hoe steek hulle. Toe f–f hulle. “Hulle het niks gesê nie, net my skoene gevat. Dis my nuwe skoene wat ek vir Kersfees gekoop het.”

Sy dogter, Sanna (24), het hulp gaan soek terwyl die vier op die huis van Lydia Modise (52) toegeslaan het. Modise se seun, Petrus, is met ’n yster oor die kop geslaan.

“Sy het die geraas gehoor en uitgegaan. Die vier het geld gesoek en toe sy sê sy het niks nie, het hulle haar ‘gevang’. “My arms is bó my kop vasgehou en ek is met ’n mes van agter gesteek. Ek is vyf keer in die rug en arms gesteek.” Nthloka, haar swaer, is daarna in die pad gekry en “geslag”.

Samuel Sethlare, sy broer, sê mense het hom vir dood langs die Dealesville-pad gekry. Hy is in die kop, lyf en bene gesteek. Op sy rug is die letters “ANC” uitgekerf, maar niemand weet hoekom nie.

Die vier mans wat in hegtenis geneem is, is Jacob Gatrey (25), Daniël Mahloko (27), Itemeleng Maruma (22) en Amos Nkaba (32). Hulle word in die Grootvlei-gevangenis aangehou en verskyn op 28 Januarie in die Bloemfonteinse landdroshof, waar hulle om borgtog aansoek sal doen.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 16, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
Dit is regtig moeilik om in sulke gevalle te bly glo dat daar vir elke mens die moontlikheid van vergifnis en redding is.   :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on January 16, 2010, 05:53:36 PM
Dis vir my regtig skrikwekkend wat julle se van die Polisie `ou manne' wat die jonges onder hul vlerk neem en korrupteer- so maklik, omdat soos Fourie se, niemand `n `outcast' wil wees nie.

Maar dan is daardie verskriklike storie hierbo van die dronk moordbende- en duidelik het die Bloem Polisie hulle gevang- wat seker baie dapperheid en speurwerk gekos het. So daar is darem nog hardwerkende Polisie ook oor...

Ek stem saam Natuurkind, dis regtig moeilik om te glo sulke `mense' gaan eendag vergifnis ontvang.
 :angry:
 :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 16, 2010, 06:17:19 PM
Biscuit, jy heeltemal reg om te sê dat daar is steeds lede wat hard werk en nie korrup is nie.  In baie van die gevall is dit reserviste wat korrup is en veralgemeen die mense om te sê dit is die Polisie lede self.  Die probleem is jy kan nie die reservis uit ken van die permenente lede onderskei nie.
Daar is baie lede by ons wat regtig toegewyd is en hard werk


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 19, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
Die plaaslike reëlingskomitee van die Wêreldbeker-sokkertoernooi het gister uitgevaar teen die jongste foefie vir bang sokkertoeriste – ’n mesvaste baadjie.

Mnr. Rich Mkhondo, kommunikasiehoof, het die bemarking van die baadjie bestempel as ’n “afskuwelike plan wat bangmaakpraatjies gebruik om geld te maak”.

“Sportaanhangers wat Suid-Afrika besoek, het nog nooit messteekbaadjies nodig gehad nie. Hulle gaan dit ook nie gedurende die Wêreldbeker-toernooi nodig hê nie,” het hy gesê.

’n Britse maatskappy verkoop die spesiale pantserbaadjies om sokkeraanhangers gedurende die Wêreldbekertoernooi teen messteke te beveilig. Protektorvest.com in Londen se baadjies bied glo beskerming teen aanvalle met messe en ander skerp voorwerpe. Dit is nie koeëlvas nie.

Aanhangers kan self hul baadjies ontwerp met hul sokkerspanne se vlae of hul eie slagspreuke wat voor en agter opgesit kan word. ’n Baadjie kos $69,95 (sowat R517) en die vlae kos ’n ekstra $2 (sowat R15) elk.

Op die webwerf Protektorvest.com word die baadjies geadverteer as die “Nommer 1 persoonlike beskerming vir die Wêreldbeker in Suid-Afrika”.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Eisbein on January 19, 2010, 01:47:02 PM
Ek het een vraag vir die bang Britte.

Watter land lewer die meeste sokker hooligans op ?

;D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 19, 2010, 01:50:13 PM
Die baadjie is nie rerig vir die toeriste nie. Dis eintlik vir Suid Afrikaners bedoel  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 19, 2010, 01:54:04 PM
 :laugh top: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 26, 2010, 07:43:34 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj221/students2006/b1-1-1.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 26, 2010, 07:46:59 PM
Dis Lesotho my bru :glasses:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: www on January 26, 2010, 08:42:39 PM
 :eek: :eek:

‘Seksmal’ vrou gestraf oor lawaai
2010-01-26 02:06
 

Den Haag. – ’n Britse vrou is ’n opgeskorte vonnis opgelê ná herhaaldelike klagtes dat sy te veel lawaai tydens seks, berig die Britse geelpers.

Caroline Cartwright (48) van Newcastle is gister deur poniekoerante as ’n “seksmal vrou” beskryf nadat sy agt weke tronkstraf, opgeskort vir ’n jaar, opgelê is. Die bure het glo al “honderde kere” gekla dat Cartwright hulle gereeld – soms verskeie kere per nag – uit die slaap hou met haar geluide wanneer sy en haar man, Steve, seks het.

Volgens hulle gil sy en stamp teen die mure.

Uiteindelik is ’n hofbevel teen haar uitgereik waarvolgens sy vir vier jaar verbied word om so hard te kere te gaan, maar binne 48 uur daarna het sy weer laat waai, nes die daaropvolgende twee dae. Sy is toe aangekla.

Die magistraat het na bandopnames van die lawaai geluister en gesê sy besef waarom die bure kla. Die hof het gehoor Cartwright het hul bed verskuif sodat dit nie teen die muur stamp nie en ook haar mond vergeefs met ’n kussing toegestop.


- Beeld


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 27, 2010, 07:00:38 AM
Nou straf hulle die arme vrou. Dalk is die man die probleem. Hy's dalk  te goed! :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on January 27, 2010, 07:29:08 AM
Dalk is die man die probleem. Hy's dalk  te goed! :lmga:

 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:
Enigiemand om dit te gaan bevestig??   :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 27, 2010, 02:21:14 PM
Bangladesj - ‘n Sestienjarige meisie van Bangladesj wat agt maande gelede verkrag is, en ná dié voorval swanger geraak het, het 101 houe as straf gekry, berig die Huffington Post.

Die beweerde verkragter is glad nie gestraf nie.

Die dorp se ouderlinge wat die uitspraak gelewer het, het ook haar pa beboet.

Hulle het gewaarsku dat die familie geïsoleer sal word indien die boete nie betaal word nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on January 27, 2010, 02:36:05 PM
Bangladesj - ‘n Sestienjarige meisie van Bangladesj wat agt maande gelede verkrag is, en ná dié voorval swanger geraak het, het 101 houe as straf gekry, berig die Huffington Post.

Die beweerde verkragter is glad nie gestraf nie.

Die dorp se ouderlinge wat die uitspraak gelewer het, het ook haar pa beboet.

Hulle het gewaarsku dat die familie geïsoleer sal word indien die boete nie betaal word nie.


F*ktap !!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 27, 2010, 02:57:10 PM
"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, "You are mad, you are not like us."
-St. Anthony of Egypt

 :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 27, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
Ek verstaan daai kultuur glad nie. Dit maak nie sin nie. Selfs nie as ek probeer verstaan nie. Ek kry nie my kop om so iets nie. Dit maak geen sin nie. :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 27, 2010, 03:08:00 PM
Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their opressors.  ~Evelyn Cunningham  ::)

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes.  There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.  ~Henry Kissinger


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on January 27, 2010, 05:38:23 PM
Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their opressors.  ~Evelyn Cunningham  ::)

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes.  There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.  ~Henry Kissinger

O jissie ja, en ons kan ook nie sonder die `enemy'/`oppressors' leef nie!
 :mwink:
 :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 28, 2010, 06:09:56 AM
Kaapstad. – Polisiebeamptes het in net nege maande wapens ter waarde van sowat R16 miljoen verloor of as gesteel aangemeld.

Die koste verbonde aan die verlies van 2944 vuurwapens sedert Januarie tot einde September verlede jaar blyk duidelik uit ’n tender wat Krygkor toegeken het om 4000 splinternuwe Beretta-pistole vir die polisie te bekom.

Volgens Krygkor se webwerf is die tender van R15,8 miljoen op 10 Desember toegeken aan Republic Arms, ’n wapenhandelaar in Johannesburg. Die pistole kos R3953 elk.

Mnr. Jeffrey Smale, direkteur van Republic Arms, het bevestig die wapens moet teen 15 Maart, voor die einde van die boekjaar, aan die polisie gelewer word.

Me. Dianne Kohler Barnard, DA-LP, het gister skerp gereageer op dié bedrag wat die polisie moet bestee om verlore of gesteelde vuurwapens te vervang.

“Teen dié prys sou ’n mens hoop dat die polisie se bestuurskorps meer sou doen om die verliese te vermy, maar hulle doen klaarblyklik nie veel nie.”

Die polisie se topbestuur het verlede jaar tydens ’n sitting van die parlementêre portefeuljekomitee oor veiligheid en sekuriteit gesê beamptes het sedert 1 Januarie tot 30 September 2944 vuurwapens verloor of dit is gesteel. Dít volg op nog 4430 wapens wat in 2008 en 2007 op dieselfde wyse uit staatsbesit verdwyn het.

Kohler Barnard het gesê die polisie is onwetend besig om onwettige wapenhandel te stook. “Wie sal weet waarheen dié wapens is en waarvoor dit gebruik word?”

WTFF!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 28, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
Baie van die wapens word geroof/gesteel nadat lede gedood of gewond is tydens 'n aanval op sy lewe.  Die stats wat hulle gee sit dit nie uit een op die manier nie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 28, 2010, 09:16:22 PM
Blitspatrollie-lede aangekla vir bedrog
2010-01-28 16:02

Johannesburg – Drie polisiebeamptes gaan Donderdag in ‘n hof in Soshanguve verskyn, nadat hulle glo omkoopgeld van ‘n motoris ontvang het, het die Gauteng-polisie gesê.

“Die 45-jarige inspekteur en twee konstabels onderskeidelik 25 en 28, is in hegtenis geneem nadat hulle omkoopgeld vanaf ‘n motoris ontvang het, wat 'n gesteelde voertuig bestuur het,” het insp. Sello Mangena gesê.

Die drie lede van die blitspatrollie het Woensdag ‘n rooi Ford Blazer voorgekeer, en die bestuurder en vier passasiers ingelig dat die motor in Limpopo gesteel is.

Die motor sowel as die insittendes is na die Rietgat-polisiestasie geneem, waarna een van die polisiebeamptes aan een van die insittendes gesê het hulle moet ‘n plan maak.

“Die bestuurder van die voertuig het R300 aan die polisiebeampte oorhandig, en is daarna vrygelaat omdat hy glo ‘‘n boete’ betaal het,” het Mangena gesê.

Later die dag het die bestuurder teruggekeer na die polisiestasie en ‘n klag van bedrog teen die drie polisiebeamptes gemaak. Hulle is in hegtenis geneem.

Die bestuurder van die motor gaan nie aangekla word nie, omdat die polisiebeamptes vir die geld gevra het, het Mangena gesê.





 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on January 29, 2010, 04:51:38 PM
Dit klink dikwels volgens koerantberigte asof die Polisie vrot van die korrupsie is. Dis seker moeilik vir `n `straight cop' om nie mee te doen aan al die maklike, verleidelike omkoopgelde en dinge nie...
 :uhm:
 :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 29, 2010, 05:16:35 PM
When the police effect good arrests or help people then they "don't need " praise. They are doing their job. However, let then overstep the mark even slightly.  Then the Kaaaark hits the fan.  On FB, I often praise our local SAPS station for work well done. I have posted on the negative side. But that was once only and it was directed at the management team. After that and a few more complaints about the SC and a group walk out from the CPF she has been replaced by someone who actually wants to make a difference.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 29, 2010, 08:20:42 PM
Daar is oral die korupte lede wat die naam weg gooi.  Soos ek al vorrheen gesê het daar is baie lede wat goeie werk verrig en nog nooit die korupte pad gevolg het nie.  Ek het al van die koruptes uit die sisteem gehaal en sal dit weer doen


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 30, 2010, 08:18:59 AM
Eskom se geldsakke bult die grootste
 
Johannesburg. – Van Suid-Afrika se drie grootste staatsmaatskappye word Eskom se top-bestuur die beste betaal, hoewel die organisasie die swakste presteerder is.

Die drie instellings het hul top-bestuur en uitvoerende direkteure in die drie finansiële jare wat in Maart 2009 geëindig het, meer as R550 miljoen in salarisse betaal.

Dit werk uit op ’n gemiddelde salaris van R3,7 miljoen per jaar vir die 50 direkteure en senior bestuurders van Eskom, Transnet en die Nywerheidsontwikkelingskorporasie.
In dieselfde tydperk was die drie entiteite se gesamentlike wins R26,7 miljard.

Van die drie het Eskom die slegste gevaar, maar sy direkteure was die beste betaal.

Die grootste rekening was Transnet s’n waar die totale salarisrekening R245,6 miljoen was vir 23 direkteure en bestuurders in die drie jaar. Dit werk gemiddeld uit op R3,6 miljoen vir elke individu per jaar.

Eskom se rekening is die mees gekompliseerde een omdat dit bonusse in die vorm van ongenoteerde aandele bevat.

Die totale rekening kom egter op R139 miljoen te staan in die drie jaar wat gemiddeld uitwerk op R5,8 miljoen gemiddeld per jaar vir sy agt direkteure en senior bestuurders.

Die ontwikkelingskorporasie het sy 20 direkteure en senior bestuurders R170,6 miljoen oor drie jaar betaal. Die korporasie se senior bestuur was dus die laagste besoldig teen ’n gemiddeld van R2,8 miljoen per jaar.

Transnet het R16 miljard tot algehele wins bygedra terwyl die ontwikkelingskorporasie R13,9 miljard ingebring het. Eskom het maar R3,4 miljard ingebring – verder verswak deur die verlies van R9,7 miljard wat teen die einde van die finansiële jaar van 2009 gerapporteer was.

Direkteure by die instellings se besoldiging is voorts opgeskuif met bonusse wat hul salarisse ver bo die inflasiekoers gelig het. – Fin24.com

En dan wil die bliksems die tariewe nog hoer maak.... :angry: :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on February 02, 2010, 09:04:17 AM
Ontbloter by Pta-pad ná 2j. vasgetrek
2010-01-29 13:20
 
Hilda Fourie

’n Klomp vroue wat gister oor ’n burgerbandradio gekla het oor ’n man wat hom ontbloot as hulle verby ry, het twee polisiemanne genoop om dié man te gaan soek.

Met die gemeenskap se hulp het die twee van die Boschkop-polisiekantoor in Pretoria hom gaan soek totdat hulle hom in ’n bos langs Lynnwoodweg in Swawelpoort gekry het.

Insp. Marinda Stoltz, polisiewoordvoerder, het gesê dié 51-jarige konstruksiewerker van Mayville ontbloot hom glo al twee jaar lank langs dié pad.

Hy staan langs die pad en elke keer as hy ’n vrouemotoris sien aankom, spring hy in die pad, maak sy gulp oop en wys sy geslagsdeel aan die vroue.

Insp. Francois Nolte en sers. Francois Fourie, ’n reservis, het hom op aanklag van openbare onsedelikheid in hegtenis geneem.

“Toe hy aangekeer is, kon ’n mens hoor hoe die vroue oor die radio jubel,” het Stoltz gesê.
 :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
 :laugh top:

WTF?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on February 02, 2010, 10:35:43 AM
Het die Anties gekla oor hy homself ontbloot het, of het hulle gekla omdat hulle hom nie gesien het nie?
:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on February 02, 2010, 11:47:28 AM
 :MrGreen:
Party het gekla omdat hulle hom gesien het... en ander omdat hulle hom nie gesien het nie....
Die polisie vat maak lekker eer vir iets wat hulle nie gedoen het nie. Lede van die gemeenskap het hom gevang en die polisie man het net die arrestasie gemaak.

Ons het gevra dat die manne op die toneel vir ons foto's neem as bewysstukke maar hulle wou nie :-\


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2010, 11:51:14 AM
En wat moes hulle nogal afneem? :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on February 02, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Die bewysstukke........... :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2010, 11:57:56 AM
Die ontbloter sou dit dalk like :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2010, 07:05:01 PM
A nine-year-old Chinese schoolgirl has become one of theworld's youngest mothers after giving birth to a healthy boy.

The unnamed girl was brought to a hospital in Changchun, which lies in the north-east of the country, when she was eight and a half months pregnant.

Two days later, she gave birth to the 2,7kg boy by Caesarean section, a Chinese newspaper has reported.

The child comes from the nearby town of Songyuan. Her family refused to discuss the pregnancy, but confirmed they had reported it to the police.

On Monday night police were reportedly trying to establish who the father is.

In the province, sex with a child under the age of 14 brings an automatic rape conviction and a lengthy jail sentence.

A legal expert told the paper that women under the age of 14 do not have sexual rights - "so any argument of being consensual as a defence is completely untenable," he said.

He added: "Anyone who had sexual relations with a girl under 14 means they have committed rape and is to be punished severely."

A hospital in China's largest city, Shanghai, recently said that about 30 percent of abortions were on school-aged girls.

The youngest reported mother in the world - and the most bizarre of all young pregnancy cases - is five-year-old Lina Medina of Peru, who gave birth to a 2,7kg son named Gerardo in a Caesarean operation in 1939.

Her father was arrested on suspicion of sexual abuse but was later released because of lack of evidence.

In 1957 another Peruvian girl, aged nine, gave birth to a girl weighing just over 2,7kg and, curiously, it was in 2006 that yet another Peruvian girl, aged eight, gave birth to a 1,9kg girl.

Several other girls aged nine, from Thailand, Singapore, Rwanda and Brazil, have also given birth.

Mothers aged as young as 10 and 11 have also become an increasing occurrence.

The youngest mother in Britain is believed to have been 11 when she got pregnant and 12 years old when she gave birth. - Daily Mail

From http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=iol1265116012356M500


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 02, 2010, 07:53:01 PM
Ai tog, dis sad.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on February 03, 2010, 02:46:28 PM
Daar is seker in Afrika baie ongepubliseerde statistieke van baie jong meisietjies wat geboorte geskenk het...dis maar `n hartseer saak en dikwels seker a.g. v. molestering...
 :eek:
 >:(


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on February 13, 2010, 07:25:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lGOqm.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on February 15, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
Man held for violating corpses
2010-02-15 13:37
 
Mthatha - A 41-year-old mortuary assistant has been arrested for alleged violation of corpses, Eastern Cape police said on Monday.

Superintendent Mzukisi Fatyela said the man was arrested on Sunday after another worker allegedly caught him with his pants down in the mortuary.

"We called a doctor on Monday to examine the corpses and the doctor confirms they were violated," he said.

He said there were three bodies and tests conducted revealed he had allegedly violated two.

He was due to appear in the Mthatha Magistrate's Court on Tuesday.

- SAPA
 :loco: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on February 15, 2010, 02:12:08 PM
Vrek, dis erg as jy nie eers meer in die lykshuis veilig is nie.... :bang: :bang: :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on February 15, 2010, 02:20:55 PM
Dit is wragtag siek - hulle moet sommer sy "violator" afsny

Dit gebeur egter al jare lank - dit bly veragtelik


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on February 15, 2010, 03:22:38 PM
Sjoe, hoe pervers- dis aaklig!
 :loco:
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on February 15, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Geez dis regtig siek.   :puke:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on February 15, 2010, 06:50:51 PM
WTF inderdaad  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on February 15, 2010, 07:28:40 PM
'n paar jaar terug het dit in Pretoria se lykshuis ook gebeur.  Die ou het letterlik en figuurlik die lewe terug gepomp.  Die girl het bygekom, die kompressies het haar hart weer laat pomp.  Die ou is aangekla maar haar ouers was bly.   :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on February 16, 2010, 02:47:06 PM
Bly weg van slange, al dink jy hulle is skadeloos, het prof. Ken Boffard van die Milpark-hospitaal in Johannesburg se trauma-eenheid gister gesê.

Twee Suid-Afrikaanse mans en ’n Duitse vrou, ’n toeris, is op 6 Februarie naby Zeerust in Noordwes deur ’n boomslang gepik.

Al drie het blykbaar die slang gehanteer.

Hulle is na dié hospitaal in Johannesburg gebring waar hulle ’n teenmiddel toegedien, behandel en drie dae later ontslaan is.

Mnr. Malcolm Midgley, ’n slangkenner en takhoof van die Johannesburgse stadsraad se paramediese opleidingsakademie, sê ’n boomslang se pik kan dodelik wees.

Volgens hom pik dié slang nie gewoonlik mense nie, maar doen hy dit net as hy gehanteer word of bedreig voel.

“As die slagoffers die slang uitgelos het, is dit onwaarskynlik dat hulle ’n probleem sou hê.”

Die slang is eers later as ’n jong boomslang uitgeken op foto’s wat die slagoffers geneem het.

“Alle slangbyte moet as ’n mediese noodgeval hanteer word omdat ’n mens gewoonlik onseker is of die pik van ’n giftige slang gekom het,” het Boffard gesê.

Boffard sê giftige slange soos die Kaapse kobra, pofadder en swart mamba kom ook in Suid-Afrika voor.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Netekke on February 16, 2010, 03:18:13 PM
'n Buurman hier naby is gister deur 'n nagaddertjie gepik - gelukkig is hy nie baie giftig nie.....


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on February 18, 2010, 12:28:19 PM
 :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on February 18, 2010, 01:13:09 PM
Johannesburg – The organisers or owners of any "public viewing event" of Soccer World Cup games will have to pay R50 000 for a special liquor licence, the Pretoria News reported on Thursday.

This is according to draft legislation gazetted by the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) on January 18, which was open for comment until Wednesday.

It contains a "2010 Soccer World Cup Liquor Policy" which states that any "public viewing event" which is specifically advertised as such, and where matches are broadcast to the "general public or otherwise", will need the liquor licence.

This law will be applied everywhere except in "private dwellings".

This includes "cinemas, bars, restaurants, stadiums, open spaces, offices, construction sites, oil rigs, water-borne vessels, buses, trains, armed services establishments, educational establishments and hospitals".

Contradicts Constitution

But liquor law expert Marius Blom said the proposed bill contradicted provisions in the Constitution.

He also said the department had gone beyond the boundaries of its powers.

"Government, through the DTI, simply does not have the competency to regulate the retail sale and the consumption of liquor during the World Cup," said Blom.

He said only provinces had the authority to legislate the consumption of liquor.

"Nowhere in any of the instruments of legislation applicable in each of the provinces, is there any provision for special licences with a licence fee of R50 000.

"There is also no provision for a type of licence which will only be valid for the World Cup period," said Blom, in a letter to the Gauteng Liquor Board this week.

He said existing licensees had a legal right to trade in liquor on their premises.

Federated Hospitality Association of SA Cape deputy chairperson Rey Franco, however, said the licences will only apply if the businesses specifically advertise the games. He advised businesses not to advertise broadcast matches or charge people to watch games, and just advertise "soccer", the Pretoria news reported.





Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on February 26, 2010, 02:31:27 PM
Moz: 2 in court for goat sex
2010-02-26 13:12
Maputo - Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said on Friday.

The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.

District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two will face trial for simple larceny.

The goat's owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.

The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.

- AFP



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on February 26, 2010, 11:23:00 PM
Moet hy nou met faarken bok trou :Scratch:

 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on February 27, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
RLT wishes the Stormers good luck in the upcoming S14 season! ..... hierdie banner maak nie sin nie  :Scratch: :loco: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on February 27, 2010, 04:17:37 PM
Fourie, ek wonder ook watter ou met `n perverse sin vir humor het daardie banner opgesit. Wie dink jy is dit?
 :rant:
 :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on March 07, 2010, 09:33:10 AM
9/11 a big lie - Ahmadinejad
2010-03-06 23:03

Tehran - Iran's firebrand President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday dismissed the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States as a "big lie", state media reported.

Ahmadinejad has on several occasions questioned the accepted version of the terror strikes on New York and Washington carried out by Al-Qaeda militants which killed nearly 3 000 people.

"September 11 was a big lie paving the way for the invasion of Afghanistan under the pretext of fighting terrorism," he was quoted as saying by the state broadcaster.

Ahmadinejad also described the airborne attacks on the World Trade Centre twin towers as a "scenario and a complex act of intelligence" services.

Standoff over nuclear programme

His remarks come with Iran locked in a standoff with world powers led by the United States over Tehran's controversial nuclear programme, and risking tougher sanctions over its defiance.

In January, the hardline president branded the September 11 attacks "a suspicious affair" similar to the Nazi Holocaust, which he dismissed as a "myth" shortly after coming to power in 2005, drawing widespread condemnation.

Ahmadinejad has faced months of protests at home against his disputed re-election on June 12 last year, which the opposition charges was massively rigged to keep him in power.

- AFP


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: howlow on March 08, 2010, 11:46:16 AM
9/11 a big lie - Ahmadinejad
2010-03-06 23:03

Tehran - Iran's firebrand President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday dismissed the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States as a "big lie", state media reported.

Ahmadinejad has on several occasions questioned the accepted version of the terror strikes on New York and Washington carried out by Al-Qaeda militants which killed nearly 3 000 people.

"September 11 was a big lie paving the way for the invasion of Afghanistan under the pretext of fighting terrorism," he was quoted as saying by the state broadcaster.

Ahmadinejad also described the airborne attacks on the World Trade Centre twin towers as a "scenario and a complex act of intelligence" services.

Standoff over nuclear programme

His remarks come with Iran locked in a standoff with world powers led by the United States over Tehran's controversial nuclear programme, and risking tougher sanctions over its defiance.

In January, the hardline president branded the September 11 attacks "a suspicious affair" similar to the Nazi Holocaust, which he dismissed as a "myth" shortly after coming to power in 2005, drawing widespread condemnation.

Ahmadinejad has faced months of protests at home against his disputed re-election on June 12 last year, which the opposition charges was massively rigged to keep him in power.

- AFP

Not so farfetched at all







Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on March 08, 2010, 01:11:38 PM
Johannesburg - Two women paramedics were attacked in Durban Deep, west of Johannesburg, while attending to a toddler who had suffered burn wounds, reports said on Monday.

Senior Superintendent Noxolo Kweza said the two women were called out to Durban Deep in Roodepoort on Friday night after receiving a call from a desperate mother that her 2-year-old son had been burnt.

The Star newspaper reported that the two paramedics drove to a pick-up point along Main Reed road where residents are often asked to bring their patients.

The mother, her son and two men, who are family friends, waited for the paramedics there. At one stage, the mother returned home to get a jersey for her son.

Three armed men

"While they [the paramedics] were busy with the child in the ambulance, three armed men appeared from the bushes, threatened the two men and told them to run away, otherwise they were going to shoot them," said Kweza.

"The two men ran down the road and the suspects took the women into the bushes.

"They raped one woman and attempted to rape the other one."

The two men, who ran away, alerted the police and accompanied them to the scene to search for the women.

The assailants fled when the police arrived on the scene.

Fled in ambulance

Beeld newspaper said the three men fled in the ambulance, which was later found abandoned in the area.

The two women had not yet made statements to the police because they had been too traumatised.

Both women were admitted to the Life Flora Clinic.

The boy was not injured in the attack and was admitted to hospital for treatment to the burn wounds.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on March 08, 2010, 04:50:50 PM
Dis `n ongelooflike aaklige storie- hoe laag kan kriminele daal- en gaan hulle ooit gevang word?
 :rant:
 :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 11, 2010, 07:50:55 AM
Prof. Piet Strauss, moderator van die NG Kerk, AfriForum, TLU SA en die Springbok-slot Victor Matfield sal met die president vergader. Die meeste van dié groepe is briesend oor Malema en die lied wat hy gesing het.

WTF???


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 11, 2010, 08:02:17 AM
Prof. Piet Strauss, moderator van die NG Kerk, AfriForum, TLU SA en die Springbok-slot Victor Matfield sal met die president vergader. Die meeste van dié groepe is briesend oor Malema en die lied wat hy gesing het.

WTF???

WTF indeed, Bakkies Botha sou mos 'n baie beter keuse wees in die geval, met klein Schalk Burger as backup :D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 11, 2010, 08:05:39 AM
Bakkies ry saam met Eiendoms agente in die Kaap rond :D

But seriously, wat maak hy daar?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 11, 2010, 08:48:32 AM
Bakkies ry saam met Eiendoms agente in die Kaap rond :D

But seriously, wat maak hy daar?

Ek het ook Desember saam met n agent in struisbaai rondgery...dis nie te sê ek wil vir die Stormers speel nie.  ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 11, 2010, 09:02:14 AM
Bakkies ry saam met Eiendoms agente in die Kaap rond :D

But seriously, wat maak hy daar?

Ek het ook Desember saam met n agent in struisbaai rondgery...dis nie te sê ek wil vir die Stormers speel nie.  ::)

Ook maar lekker bang :D

 :back:

But seriously? Wat maak Victor daar? Waar het hy 'n mandaat gekry? Wie verteenwoordig hy? Is hy in 'n offisiële Bul hoedanigheid daar? Raak die BBRU nou 'n (regse) party?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 11, 2010, 09:05:11 AM
Zuma het nou dieaand vir Victor vir ete genooi. So lyk my hulle is hand om die blaas.  8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 11, 2010, 09:07:15 AM
Met alle respek gese, om Juliass Malema aan te vat oor sy haatspraak is nie "regs" nie, dit is net "reg".

Maar ek stem saam dalk moet die rugbyspelers op rugby fokus...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 11, 2010, 09:24:38 AM

Met alle respek gese, om Juliass Malema aan te vat oor sy haatspraak is nie "regs" nie, dit is net "reg".


Ek stem 100% saam. Ek is ietwat teleur gesteld dat die DA vir Zille opkom, maar daai saak bly agterwee.


Ek vra oor Victor, want ek is nie bewus dat hy 'n beweging of groepering verteenwoordig nie. Ek wonder net oor sy mandaad? Wat soek hy daar? Hy dink obviously hy verteenwoordig iemand?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 11, 2010, 10:13:22 AM
Dit is klaarblyklik 'n hele groep wat gaan vergader - ek sal my opinie vir myself hou.

"Beeld verneem dat Zuma vanaand met verskeie Afrikaanse belangegroepe, sakelui en sportmanne vergader.

Die sanger Steve Hofmeyr het gisteraand in ’n verklaring gesê hy het sy uitnodiging van die hand gewys omdat hy ontnugter is met Malema se optrede en ANC-leiers se stilswye.

Malema sal waarskynlik hoog op die agenda op die vergadering wees.

Dit word onder meer bygewoon deur prof. Piet Strauss, moderator van die NG Kerk, AfriForum, TLU SA en die Springbok Victor Matfield."


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on March 11, 2010, 11:49:44 AM
Ek is ietwat teleur gesteld dat die DA vir Zille opkom, maar daai saak bly agterwee.

Waarvan pra jy nou?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 11, 2010, 02:03:54 PM
Die DA vat vir Malema aan oor hy gese het Zille is 'n Satanis, maar hulle het hom nie aangegee oor sy rasse uitsprake nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on March 11, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
Ek sien, maar Afriforum is mos reeds besig met hom, is die DA nie ook nie?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on March 17, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
Vrou wil wêreld se vetste word in twee jaar.

’n Oorgewig Amerikaanse vrou se groot wens is om die wêreld se vetste vrou te wees en sy het al ver met die wêreldrekordpoging gevorder.

Me. Donna Simpson (42) van Old Bridge in New Jersey weeg 273kg, en volgens Daily Mail wil sy binne twee jaar haar 450kg-doelgewig haal. Volgens nineMSN hou Simpson die Guinness-wêreldrekord vir die vetste ma. Toe sy in 2007 241kg geweeg het, is haar dogter, Jacque­line, gebore.

“Ek sal graag 450kg wou weeg,” het sy gesê. Sy sê sy hardloop gereeld agter haar dogter aan en dít maak dit moeilik om gewig aan te sit.

East Coast Radio berig Simpson, wat gou moeg raak as sy loop en gevolglik met ’n bromponie oor die weg kom, eet baie gemorskos en probeer so min as moontlik beweeg sodat sy nie baie kalorieë verbrand nie.

Sy is mal oor soesji.

“Ek kan 70 groot stukke op een slag eet.”

Haar weeklikse kosrekening is blykbaar sowat R5 542 en volgens East Coast Radio verdien sy geld deur op ’n webblad te verskyn waar mense betaal om haar te sien eet.

“Ek is lief vir eet en hou daarvan as mense kyk hoe ek eet. Dit maak my gelukkig en ek maak niemand seer nie.”

Simpson sal elke dag 12 000 kalorieë moet eet om genoeg gewig aan te sit om haar doel te bereik. Vroue word aangeraai om daagliks net sowat 2?000 kalorieë te eet.

As sy haar doel bereik, sal sy 95kg minder weeg as me. Carol Yager, die swaarste vrou wat tot nog toe in die geskiedenis opgeteken is. Yager (34), ook ’n Amerikaner, het in 1994 gesterf weens nierversaking.

Sy het 545 kg geweeg. Haar oorgewig het tot haar dood bygedra.

Simpson sal dan ook meer weeg as wyle mnr. Gordon Hartley (440kg) van Boksburg, die swaarste Suid-Afrikaner tot nog toe.



 :Scratch: Hoekom wil iemand doelbewus so iets aan hulself doen? Ek dink sy so serious aandag  :Scratch:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: stompie on March 17, 2010, 07:00:19 AM
Goeie genade!!!  Dis nou soos n trein wat se remme gefaal het......ek het maar net n paar 'wonders' oor haar lewe en stomme man......en arme kindjie....eish!!! :loco: :loco: :loco:
Groetnis
Stompie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 17, 2010, 08:19:57 AM
Pres. Jacob Zuma se vroue jaag die belastingbetaler dubbel soveel uit die sak as oudpres. Thabo Mbeki se gade.

Die presidensie het gister in antwoord op ’n vraag van die DA gesê die begroting wat vir die president se vrou toegeken word, is van R4,5 miljoen in 2005-’06-boekjaar tot R15,5 miljoen in die huidige boekjaar verhoog.  
In die boekjaar vir 2008-’09 is R8?miljoen daarvoor begroot.

In die presidensie se antwoord word daarop gewys dat, hoewel presidentsvroue nie spesifieke pligte het nie, hulle wel geregtig is op toelaes om hulle in staat te stel om hul “afsonderlike loopbane en belangstellings” te kan beoefen.

Ondersteuning word ook aan gades voorsien in die vorm van administratiewe hulp wanneer hulle amptelike funksies moet vervul.

Volgens die presidensie is Zuma se vroue glo betrokke by gemeenskaprojekte wat verband hou met gesondheid (me. Thobeka Mabhija), landbou (me. Sizakele Khumalo) en weeskinders (me. Nompumelelo Ntuli).

Gades se uitgawes wat gedek word, sluit in:


ondersteunende personeel soos ’n sekretaris en ’n navorser;
vliegtuigkaartjies en akkommodasie, asook vliegtuigkaartjies en akkommodasie vir amptelike buitelandse besoeke;
selfone vir hulself en hul sekretarisse;
toerusting soos skootrekenaars en drukkers; en
daaglikse toelaes wanneer hulle op amptelike besoeke is.
Die regering voorsien ook “ondersteuning” aan afhanklike kinders – dit wil sê kinders jonger as 18 of geldelik afhanklike, ongetroude kinders wat tussen 18 en 27 jaar oud is.

Dit sluit in vervoer aan skoolgaande kinders waar openbare vervoer nie beskikbaar is nie. Voorts is die president se afhanklike kinders geregtig op altesame 60 enkelkaartjies vir binnelandse vlugte.

Dié voordele het betrekking op alle afhanklike kinders van die president – binne of buite die huwelik.

Me. Helen Zille, DA-leier, het dié uitgawes as skandalig bestempel.

Volgens haar het Zuma se “keuse” of “kultuur van poligamie” die belastingbetaler die afgelope tien maande R15,5 miljoen gekos.

“Nou kan ’n mens sien wat sy verhouding met iemand soos Schabir Shaik moes wees. Iemand wat drie tot vier vroue en 20 kinders het, moet mos op ander reken om sy rekeninge te kan betaal.”

Dit veroorsaak dat Zuma hom in ’n gevaarlike posisie bevind en hy nie ’n eerlike en onverbonde lewe kan lei nie, het Zille gesê.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 17, 2010, 11:58:04 AM
Moorde op boere op Malema se Facebook-blad ‘opgedateer’

’n Aanhanger van mnr. Julius Malema plaas “opdaterings” van moorde op boere op die leier van die ANC-jeugliga se Facebook-blad.

Een van hulle, Clearence Letlonkane, het die afgelope paar dae elke paar uur opdaterings geplaas van inligting oor boere wat op plase vermoor is, soos berig is op die nuuswebblad News24.

Een van dié inskrywings lui: “3 000 farmerz dead since ’94... we lost more people than that... we r far from being even... So kill da boer, kill da farmer.”

In ’n ander inskrywing sê hy: “They kept the wealth of our land... the litte riches obtained is not mearly enough to be shared equaly amongst all of us... Hence it is that corruption persists... Crime will not rest until all that was stolen 4rm us is... all regained...”

Letlonkane skryf by een van sy plasings “agt mense is op plase in Limpopo vermoor sedert die begin van Februarie”. Nadat hy daaroor uitgevra is, het hy die volgende kommentaar gelewer: “Ek het niemand doodgemaak nie, maar ek staan nie simpatiek teenoor dié wat vermoor is nie... sue me for not shedding a tear.”


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on March 17, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Sjoe, die storie van die vet vrou,Zuma se vrouens se onkostes en hierdie Facebook- storie van Malema, gee my die koue rillings- veral die 2 stories wat op Suid-Afrika betrekking het, laat my voel soos die titel van Alan Paton se boek: `Cry the Beloved Country'...
Waarheen is ons oppad, wonder ek?
 :eek:
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 18, 2010, 03:28:50 PM
Frankfort. – ’n Jong vrou van dié dorp is met meer as ’n R1 miljoen ingeloop met die bekende 419-slenter.

Die 26-jarige vrou het in Desember ’n e-pos ontvang wat haar inlig dat sy ’n miljoen Britse pond in ’n oorsese kompetisie gewen het.

Sers. Philani Mvuna, polisiewoordvoerder, sê volgens die e-pos moes sy ’n voorlopige bedrag betaal voordat sy haar prysgeld kon kry.

Sy het op 18 Januarie duisende rande in ’n bankrekening betaal. Toe is vir haar gesê sy moet na Londen gaan om haar prys op te eis, maar weens werkverpligtinge kon sy nie.

Die swendelaars het haar ingelig dat sy ’n agent teen betaling moet aanstel om die geld namens haar op te eis.

Sy is ook selfoonnommers gegee van mense wat haar sou help om die prysgeld te kry. Hulle het almal op betaling aangedring vir “dienste” aan haar.

Toe die geld later in haar bankrekening gedeponeer moes word, het die swendelaars baie verskonings gehad.

Hulle het in ’n sta­dium vir haar gesê ’n kluis met die prysgeld is na Suid-Afrika gebring en sy moet nóg betaal om dit te laat oopmaak. Sy het weer betaal, maar steeds nie ’n sent van haar “prysgeld” gekry nie.

Mvuna sê tussen Januarie en Maart het die vrou 13 betalings van altesaam R1,2 miljoen gedoen.

Die vrou het gister gesê sy is nog in ’n “toestand” en wil nie nou kommentaar lewer nie.
 :loco: :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on March 18, 2010, 03:34:44 PM
Life is tough....................it's tougher when your stupid !!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on March 18, 2010, 03:51:42 PM
Life is tough....................it's tougher when your stupid !!!

Such people deserve to get ripped off.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 18, 2010, 04:01:27 PM
Sy klink vir my bietjie breinbrood  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 18, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Ryk boer se verveelde jong vroutjie as jy my vra.

Daar is nie pille vir dom nie.

Die storie sal die hele dorp vol le, sal by skoonfamilie hoor wie dit was - dalk nog my liefste skoonsus  :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on March 18, 2010, 07:13:13 PM
Mmm...sy wou mos geldgierig wees


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 18, 2010, 09:09:02 PM
 A British man has won £2.3 million on the lottery, just one day after finalising his divorce to his wife, UK media reports say.

Fifty-year-old Kevin Halstead spent last Friday with his friends after the divorce was completed before buying a lottery ticket the next day, the Daily Express reported.

"Kevin's divorce dragged on for a couple of years," the Express quoted his friend as saying.

"Everything was settled on Friday so he went out and got drunk. On Saturday he decided to spend his last quid on a lottery ticket.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 18, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
Laat my dink aan die ou wat die Lotto wen en sy vrou bel:

"Vrou, jy beter pak" se hy
"Hoekom, waarheen gaan ons" vra sy
"Ek geen nie 'n m@er om waarheen jy gaan nie, solank jy weg is as ek by die huis kom" se hy
 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on March 18, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
Nou wil die ex hom seker terug hê vir geld liefde  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 18, 2010, 09:15:58 PM
Ek ken 'n ou wat vir sy vrou gevra het: "Wat sal jy maak as ek die Lotto wen?" Vrou: "Ek sal die helfte vat en faarkoff." Man: "Wel, ek het R30 gewen. Hier's jou R15. Faarkoff."

 :MrGreen:

(Sorry vir die taal, dis maar soos dit vir my vertel is :evil2:)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on March 18, 2010, 09:17:06 PM
Man arrested for sex with dog
2010-03-18 20:10
 
Johannesburg - A 20-year-old man was arrested for allegedly having sex with the family dog on Thursday, Gauteng police said.

The man's sister walked in and witnessed the crime at their home in Katlehong, Sergeant Obakeng Tsomane said.

She told her parents about it who went to the police.

The dog belonged to the family and had been in their care for three years. It was not known what breed it was.

The man was arrested and charged with bestiality. He was due to appear in the Alberton Magistrate's Court on Friday.
 
- SAPA



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on March 18, 2010, 09:19:15 PM
Man arrested for sex with dog
2010-03-18 20:10
 
Johannesburg - A 20-year-old man was arrested for allegedly having sex with the family dog on Thursday, Gauteng police said.

The man's sister walked in and witnessed the crime at their home in Katlehong, Sergeant Obakeng Tsomane said.

She told her parents about it who went to the police.

The dog belonged to the family and had been in their care for three years. It was not known what breed it was.

The man was arrested and charged with bestiality. He was due to appear in the Alberton Magistrate's Court on Friday.
 
- SAPA



Was seker 'n baie mooi hond gewees...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on March 18, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
Die Oos Rand bly maar 'n wilde plek  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on March 29, 2010, 06:14:35 PM
Edit


Verwyder maar as die mods dink dis te erg


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 11:55:06 AM
’n Afrikaanse sanger by die KKNK het ’n nag in die polisieselle deurgebring nadat hy gearresteer is weens beweerde verkragting.

Die 40-jarige sanger het homself gistermiddag aan die polisie oorgegee nadat ’n klag van verkragting teen hom aanhangig gemaak is.

Hy sal na verwagting vandag in die hof verskyn.

Kapt. Louis Visser, polisiewoordvoerder, het bevestig dat ’n 24-jarige klaer ’n klag van verkragting teen die sanger ingedien het.

Volgens Visser het die beweerde voorval eergister omstreeks 04:50 in ’n tentedorp in ’n kampeerterrein in die buitewyke van die dorp plaasgevind.

Die sanger het na bewering slaapplek by die klaer en ’n vriendin se tent in die kampeerterrein gesoek.

Die klaer, ’n ontluikende sangeres van Mosselbaai, het die klag kort ná die beweerde voorval by die polisie ingedien. Sy het traumaberading ontvang.

Volgens Visser kon die sanger nie eergister opgespoor word nie. Hy het uit sy eie omstreeks 14:00 gister by die polisiekantoor aangemeld.

Hy is na ’n hospitaal vir bloedmonsters en toetse.

Die klaer het na bewering pas haar debuut gemaak.

Die klaer en die aangeklaagde ken mekaar na bewering sewe jaar en het al dikwels saam opgetree.

Die sanger se agent kon nie gister opgespoor word vir meer inligting oor sy optrede by die fees nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 11:58:52 AM
Steve sal seker nie so dom gewees het nie? :Scratch: Mens kan nie help om te wonder nie :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on April 06, 2010, 12:27:59 PM
Steve is ouer as 40, so ook Dozi, so dit laat ons met .........


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 12:29:44 PM
Wie?

Wicus is gelukkig jonger en Bobby ook. Dink jy dis Theuns? :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on April 06, 2010, 12:35:40 PM
Wie?

Wicus is gelukkig jonger en Bobby ook. Dink jy dis Theuns? :eek:

Theuns is 43 of 44 jaar oud......................ek dink in elk geval hy het meer styl as om
dronk rond te strompel in 'n karavaanpark om plek te soek om te slaap.


Gerrie Pretorius dalk?
Die girl kom van Mosselbaai en Gerrie ook..................en hulle sê hulle ken mekaar al
7 jaar en tree gereeld saam op.
.............maar Gerrie lyk vir my ook nie soos die karavaanpark-by-die-kunstefees tipe nie


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on April 06, 2010, 12:44:11 PM
Kom nou, kom nou....dis maklik.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 12:51:58 PM
Gerrie? Seker moontlik.

Hou hy dan van meisies?







 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 12:53:56 PM
Nicolis Louw is jonger as 40.

Hoe oud is Koert? Kaptein span sy seile?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on April 06, 2010, 12:59:04 PM
Kom nou, kom nou....dis maklik.

Gooi girlfriend............gooi die naam !!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 01:00:59 PM
Sing Joost nie dalk deesdae nie? :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: windhond on April 06, 2010, 01:05:35 PM
Volgens news24.com is die man 37jr oud


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 06, 2010, 07:32:35 PM
Volgens die radio is die beskuldigde nabewering ene Willem Windpomp

WTF!!!!!!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 08:14:22 PM
Wie? :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 06, 2010, 08:17:17 PM
Is my woorde ook gewees


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on April 06, 2010, 08:18:46 PM
Windpomp

Ten minste is die girl wat beweer sy was verkrag seker dan nie swanger nie  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 06, 2010, 08:19:53 PM
Bwaaaahahahaha!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 06, 2010, 08:21:19 PM
 :laugh top:  :laugh4:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on April 07, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
Dit is Wynand Windpomp. Daar is so 'n eetplekkie op Brandvlei (sy tuisdorp) "Die Windpomp" wat aan hom behoort. Die plek se slogan is : "die beste pomp op die dorp". Ek vermoed Wynand het gepoog om sy besigheid uit te brei! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on April 07, 2010, 05:09:09 PM
"Die Windpomp" wat aan hom behoort. Die plek se slogan is : "die beste pomp op die dorp". Ek vermoed Wynand het gepoog om sy besigheid uit te brei! :evil2:

Hy het beslis nie net wind gepomp nie  >:D


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on April 11, 2010, 08:20:45 PM
Hospital Register

*Actual writings in a Mpumalanga Hospital Register*

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only
a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night..

6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
disappeared.

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.

9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. –

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
forgetful.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down. –

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on April 12, 2010, 06:32:42 AM

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.    :MrGreen:


10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. – 
 Klink soos ons staats hospitaal   :biggrin:


19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

 :lol:


22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Ek dag my mediese rekords is vertroulik??  :evil2:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 12, 2010, 07:47:54 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 20, 2010, 09:22:10 PM
"The members of the RLT Forum wish the Stormers luck with the remaining games of the 2010 Super 14 season!"

Hierdie twak moet entkry.... :rant:

Hierdie diktator en sy tjomme kan nie namens die anti-stormer-ondersteuners sulke goed op die skerm laat scroll nie. Wat moet die gaste van die forum dink...as hier sommer goed namens ander gese word.

Hierdie forum voel al hoe meer soos 'n noordelike buurland... :innocent:

 :eyebrow: 


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 20, 2010, 09:43:27 PM
Nou moet ons die Bulle een ook afhaal? :Scratch:

 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 20, 2010, 09:48:07 PM
Nou moet ons die Bulle een ook afhaal? :Scratch:

 :biggrin:

 :Scratch: :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 21, 2010, 07:36:18 AM
Ja nee...Ek persoonlik dink daai banner is kaark styl  ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2010, 07:46:59 AM
Raait, ek moet gou iets doen, maar ek sal beide die Bulls en Stormers banners netnou afhaal as dit so pla. Ek verstaan dat julle fyn gevoelig kan wees nou tydens julle loosing streak :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 21, 2010, 07:54:48 AM
Ons sou nie n probleem met n BB banner gehad het nie.  8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2010, 08:06:23 AM
Neuk julle nou rond met my? Of is ek besig om mal te word?

Daar is 'n Bulls banner ook en dis Week 11 van die Super 14. :evil1: Drink julle al so vroeg in die oggend?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 21, 2010, 08:08:52 AM
Elke span het 9 games gespeel  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2010, 08:15:17 AM
Elke span het 9 games gespeel  :Scratch:

En elke span het 'n "bye" gehad :evil1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2010, 09:15:43 AM
Ek het beide banners afgehaal. Lyk my dit laat julle Bulle bietjie verward pluk :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 21, 2010, 10:36:17 AM
Ek weet ek is nie mal nie, bietjie simpel soms maar beslis nie mal nie. Ek het ook uitstekende visie. Se jy wat TR is nou vir my....waar is/was daai BB banner. Seker onder een of ander obskure draad of so....


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2010, 10:42:33 AM
Nee hy het bo ge-scroll nes die ander. Nannies. Sterkte met die wedstryd teen die Leeus ens.

Maar beide is nou weg. :thumb:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on April 21, 2010, 05:25:33 PM
Lyk lê tien jaar lank onder rusbank
2010-04-21 14:37

Kaapstad - 'n Lyk wat amper tien jaar lank onder 'n rusbank in 'n woonstel gelê het, is gevind.

Die dooie man, Denis Pring (73), het onder die rusbank in Alan Derrick se woonstel in Bristol, Engeland, gelê.

Derrick, wat glo leerprobleme het, het die heeltyd geweet dat Pring onder die rusbank lê, maar wou nie die polisie van sy dood vertel nie.

Pring, wat glo tussen April en Junie 1998 dood is, het destyds by Derrick gaan bly nadat Pring nêrens gehad het om te gaan nie.

Toe Pring skielik dood is, het Derrick angstig geraak en was bekommerd dat hy uitgeskop sou word.

Hy het die lyk met kussings en twee armstoele bedek en in die woonstel vir die volgende tien jaar aangebly, sonder om Pring se dood te rapporteer


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on April 21, 2010, 06:26:42 PM
:eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on April 21, 2010, 07:12:51 PM
Weetie so mooi nie, na 'n week of so moes iemand die "klank" geruik het? :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 30, 2010, 05:42:38 AM
Skool verban seun (2) se kaasbroodjie

Wigan - 'n Tweejarige seuntjie is sy kaastoebroodjie kwyt omdat daar nie 'n slaaiblaar op was nie.

Personeel by die Westfield-kindersentrum in Pemberton, naby Wigan, Engeland, het Jack Ormisher se middagete weggeneem en hom verbied om enigsins weer 'n kaastoebroodjie te eet omdat dit hul beleid op gesond eet verontagsaam.

Hulle het Jack se ouers versoek om 'n slaaiblaar of tamatie in die toekoms op die brood te sit, omdat dit as 'n "peuselhappie" eerder as "middagete" geklassifiseer word.


Die britte is   :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on April 30, 2010, 05:48:08 AM
Heeltemal  :loco:

As dit Amerika was is die skool nou ge dagvaar omdat die kind honger gely het  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 30, 2010, 07:21:33 AM
Kaapstad - Die DA het Donderdag die regering gekritiseer nadat die staat gedurende die afgelope finansiële jaar oor die R1 miljard aan internasionale reiskostes spandeer het.

Ná ’n ondersoek het die DA gevind dat reiskostes verbonde aan internasionale toere deur ministers, adjunk-ministers en amptenare van die nasionale departement tot sowat R1 miljard gestyg het, het DA-woordvoerder Lindiwe Mazibuko gesê.

Reiskostes van alle nasionale departemente, te midde van die ekonomiese resessie waarin die land homself bevind, het met sowat 20% toegeneem, het sy gesê.

Die DA het, met behulp van data van departementele verslae, uitgewerk dat die totale kostes verbonde aan amptelike oorsese besoeke vanaf R823 miljoen in 2007/08 tot R978 miljoen in 2008/09 toegeneem het.

Nasionale ministers het gedurende die waarnemingstydperk nie minder nie as 474 oorsese besoeke afgelê terwyl adjunk-ministers sowat 169 besoeke onderneem het.

Vanuit die 31 departemente wat onder die vergrootglas geplaas is, het 21 se reiskostes in 2008/09 se finansiële jaar gestyg.

“Reiskostes is natuurlik deel van die bestuur van die regering, maar ons glo daar is net te veel gevalle waar ministers geleenthede bywoon waaruit die gewone Suid-Afrikaner nie baie voordeel uit trek nie," het Mazibuko gesê.

"Dit is net moeilik om in te sien hoe ‘n besoek aan Mali vir die inhuldiging van die biblioteek van Timboektoe deur die minister van verdediging byvoorbeeld ‘n prioriteit kan wees in ‘n tyd wat die regering elke dag massiewe sosio-ekonomiese uitdagings in die gesig staar.”

"Wat nog meer onaanvaarbaar is, is dat ons daarin slaag om R1 miljard aan reiskostes kan spandeer.”

"Ons navorsing het ook gevind dat baie van die ministers gedurende 2008/09 vir ‘n verlengde tydperk buite die land aangebly het.”

"Waar vind die ministers die tyd om hulle onderskeie departemente te bestuur wanneer die meeste ‘n kwart van die jaar in die buiteland is?” het Mazibuko gesê.

-Sapa




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on April 30, 2010, 08:26:29 AM

"Waar vind die ministers die tyd om hulle onderskeie departemente te bestuur wanneer die meeste ‘n kwart van die jaar in die buiteland is?” het Mazibuko gesê.


Tipiese DA politikuste:  het al weer die kat aan die stert beet.  Daai "n kwart van die jaar in die buiteland"  is die enigste tyd wanneer die dept se bestuur nie opgeneuk word nie.  Ek sien dit daagliks:  solank die senior bestuur nie op kantoor is nie, loop sake seepglad!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on April 30, 2010, 08:49:50 AM

"Waar vind die ministers die tyd om hulle onderskeie departemente te bestuur wanneer die meeste ‘n kwart van die jaar in die buiteland is?” het Mazibuko gesê.


Tipiese DA politikuste:  het al weer die kat aan die stert beet.  Daai "n kwart van die jaar in die buiteland"  is die enigste tyd wanneer die dept se bestuur nie opgeneuk word nie.  Ek sien dit daagliks:  solank die senior bestuur nie op kantoor is nie, loop sake seepglad!
:evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 04, 2010, 08:10:13 AM
’n Duitse posman het met sy oorgewig asmatiese kat, Cecilia, getrou en gesê hy wou met haar in nn die huwelik tree voor sy bejaarde troeteldier sterf, het die poniekoerant Bild gister berig.

“Cecilia is so ’n getroue wese. Ons liefkoos mekaar die heeltyd en sy het nog altyd in my bed geslaap,” het Uwe Mitzscherlich (39), ’n alleenloper van Possendorf naby Dresden, gesê.

“Ons deel dieselfde hart.”

Omdat dit onwettig is om met ’n dier te trou, het Mitzscherlich €300 (R3 000) aan ’n aktrise betaal om die seremonie te voltrek, terwyl sy tweelingbroer die getuie was.

Die “paartjie” was behoorlik opge­tooi vir hul groot dag – Mitzscherlich het ’n troupak en ’n keil gedra en die 15-jarige Cecilia, wat deurentydgemiaau het, ’n wit rok.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on May 04, 2010, 01:09:06 PM
Johannesburg - More than 10 000 police officers were serving jail time countrywide, the Sowetan newspaper reported on Tuesday.

National police commissioner General Bheki Cele made the statement at the funeral of three Amersfoort police officers shot dead last week.

Cele said well over 10 000 police officers were in jail, without saying how many had been sentenced and how many were awaiting trial prisoners.

The Independent Complaints Directorate said these statistics would be released in September  :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: www on May 04, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
As al die poliesmanne wat al kaark aangejaag het in aanhouding was, sou daar bitter min poliesmanne op straat oorgebly het!! :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 06, 2010, 05:23:21 PM
Rodrigo Deambrosio, faces up to 20 years in prison for urinating
on a row of seats and threatening to bring down his Argentina-
bound flight in a fireball.  Deambrosio, a waiter from New York,
became unruly two hours after the flight left New York's Kennedy
airport, cursing at the crew and refusing to return to his seat.
He told the crew that he had consumed alcohol, prescription
sleeping tablets and cocaine before boarding.  Well that would
explain the unruly behavior.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 06, 2010, 05:25:17 PM
People who have been trying to phone a bank helpline are being
connected to Britain's "best place for men to meet men." The
Bank Of Halifax sent out 15,000 letters to the members of
its share-dealing service, and by mistake one of the numbers
was incorrect in the body of the letter.  This has resulted in
people calling a gay chatline.  The bank has since then sent an
apology letter to all of the members and have provided them
with the right number this time.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 06, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
A man was killed after being sucked into an Air Chine aircraft
engine in Western Japan.  Police state that Zhang Xinmin, a
maintenance staff member, chased the plane as it began to taxi
toward the runway for take-off.  Police suspect that it may have
been a suicide.

n a bid to dissuade lat-night males from urinating on walls and
doorways, the coty of London plans to install pop-up toilets
that will rise from the ground.  The city plans to have these
self-cleaning telescopic urinals, in place by autumn.  They will
emerge from under the ground and be retracted in the day via
remote control.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on May 07, 2010, 03:04:14 PM
 :eek:   :loco:




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on May 07, 2010, 03:41:00 PM
Sjoe! Waar is die blou huis- seker Pretoria!?
 :wink1:
 :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 07, 2010, 03:45:47 PM
In 'n ander dorp sal hy afgebrand word :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 07, 2010, 04:19:22 PM
sopas die foto gesave as en as wallpaper op my desktop gesit


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 07, 2010, 04:28:22 PM
sopas die foto gesave as en as wallpaper op my desktop gesit

Straf dop vir jou! En jy koop sommer 'n rondte ook. :spank:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on May 07, 2010, 06:44:11 PM
sopas die foto gesave as en as wallpaper op my desktop gesit

Straf dop vir jou! En jy koop sommer 'n rondte ook. :spank:

Cassie your the man  :headbang:

TR, hou op om mense te dreig.  :luister: :No1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 07, 2010, 11:12:06 PM
Hy is gestraf. Erg. Ek het dit op video :evil1:

Ons kan nie toelaat dat die nuwe generasie reguit hel toe gaan nie :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 07, 2010, 11:14:11 PM
Smile I are on kandit kamera


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on May 08, 2010, 06:41:39 PM
sopas die foto gesave as en as wallpaper op my desktop gesit

Cassie, Skree jy vir die Nulle ?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: cassiebotha on May 09, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
hart en siel. rustyb


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on May 21, 2010, 11:00:13 PM
Man doodgeslaan oor afstandbeheerder
2010-05-21 16:31

Kaapstad - ‘n Man van Springbok het vroeër vandeesweek in die hof verskyn nadat hy glo sy vriendin se pa vermoor het tydens ‘n geveg oor die televisie se afstandbeheerder.

Magrietha Cloete (37) eis nou dat haar kêrel van die afgelope 15 jaar, John Lambert ( 42), agter tralies sit vir wat hy gedoen het.

"Hy moet tronk toe gaan want my familie wil hom nou doodmaak,” het sy gesê.

Lambert het Cloete se pa, Jan (73), glo verlede naweek doodgeslaan toe hulle baklei het oor die afstandbeheerder.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 21, 2010, 11:05:09 PM
Durban – Die saak van ‘n man wat glo sy dogter doodgeskok het omdat sy ‘n tongring gedra het, is Vrydag in die hooggeregshof in Durban uitgestel.

Volgens hofdokumente het Dlangisa sy dogter verlede jaar op 1 November vermoor nadat hy opgemerk het dat sy ‘n tongring laat inskiet het.

Na bewering het die verdagte sy humeur verloor en sy dogter, Nonkulukelo, aangerand. Hy het sy dogter glo later aan ‘n kragpaal buite die huis vasgemaak en haar doodgeskok, het die hof gehoor.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on May 22, 2010, 08:24:25 AM
Absoluut skokend.  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on May 22, 2010, 10:58:13 AM
Daai laitie met die tongring moet liewer nie die tv kom tune as hy weer hier kom nie!

Janee dis skokkend. Ek is egter oortuig daarvan dat dit net die seekoei se ore is! :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on May 22, 2010, 02:13:51 PM
Eerste sintetiese lewe geskep.

’n Amerikaanse bioloog beweer hy het die eerste mensgemaakte sel ontwerp, berig Skynews.

Indien dit waar is, sal dit die grootste wetenskaplike deurbraak in die afgelope twee dekades wees.

Dr. Craig Venter sê sy navorsingspan het ‘n DNS-string uit niks uit opgebou.

Hulle het dit daarna in ‘n eenvoudige bakterie ingeplant, en so sintetiese lewe gevorm.

In die verslag, wat in die joernaal Science gepubliseer is, word daar stap vir stap vertel hoe die span ‘n gis-sel doeltreffend gestimuleer het om ‘n nuwe lewe aan te neem.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on May 22, 2010, 02:26:48 PM
Ekhou nie van sulke goete nie. :stress:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on June 07, 2010, 08:49:16 PM
(http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy174/martinetsebeth/G-stringwrong.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Kola on June 07, 2010, 08:50:37 PM
(http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy174/martinetsebeth/G-stringwrong.jpg)

Brakpan Superhero...


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on June 07, 2010, 08:57:23 PM
Seker om die broek bo te hou  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: eikeboom on June 07, 2010, 09:27:35 PM
Martin, is dit 'n gas daar in jou huis? Moet wees - jy self is bietjie groter gebou!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on August 23, 2010, 09:15:32 PM
Kinders sien toe ma aan die brand gesteek word
2010-08-23 13:00

Johan Brits

Sasolburg. – Drie jong kinders moes glo histeries toekyk hoe hul ma doodbrand toe die pa, Tsepo Charles Motholo (27), na bewering twee liter paraffien oor sy vrou, Dijeng (26), gegooi en haar aan die brand gesteek het.

Ná Dijeng Motholo se grusame vlammedood het Tsepo Charles Motholo gif gedrink in ’n waarskynlike poging om strafregtelike vervolging vry te spring.

Dié plan het egter gefaal en ’n aanklag van moord hang nou oor sy kop.

Fikiswa Matoti, woordvoerder van die polisie op Sasolburg, sê volgens die egpaar se sewejarige seun het sy ouers oor geld gestry.

Die stryery het tot dié beweerde moord in die Sasolburgse woongebied Zamdela gelei.

Nadat hul ma aan die brand gesteek is, het die kinders volgens Matoti glo na bure gehardloop. Hulle het toe die polisie ontbied.

Matoti sê die sinkhuis het in ligte laaie gestaan.

Tsepo Charles Motholo het glo ’n venster gebreek om te ontsnap. In ’n stadium het hy die gif gedrink.

Konst. Sellwane Legae, ’n polisiewoordvoerder, kon gister by navraag nie sê watter soort gif Motholo gedrink het nie.

Dijeng Motholo het erg verbrand en is op die toneel dood verklaar.

Tsepo Charles Motholo het ook brandwonde opgedoen. Hy is na ’n hospitaal gebring waar hy behandel is.

Hy het reeds vlugtig in die hof verskyn. Die kinders is, na verneem word, nou onder die sorg van familie.


Whaat is happening up there in the North, every day there are similar stories.
Has life become so cheap ?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on August 24, 2010, 12:53:05 PM
A really horrible, shocking story- poor kids.
 :sad5:
 :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on August 29, 2010, 05:51:10 PM
Stickers!  :uhm:

http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?topic=55439.0

(http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=55439.0;attach=89816;image)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Viking on August 30, 2010, 12:07:43 PM
Port Elizabeth - A woman allegedly assisted her husband while he was raping her 20-year-old sister at their house in Willowmore, Eastern Cape police said on Saturday.

"The young woman had visited her sister who asked her to sleep over at her house," said police spokesperson Sandisile Nelani.

The woman's brother-in-law allegedly went into the visitor's bedroom while she was sleeping at around midnight and tried to rape her.

The woman's 25-year-old sister was woken up by her screams as she called out for help.

"The sister went to the room and helped overpower her sister, while her 40-year-old husband repeatedly raped her until 02:00.

On Saturday morning, the woman went to the police station where she reported the incident.

The couple was arrested and will appear in the Willowmore Magistrate's court on Monday.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on August 30, 2010, 12:15:53 PM
Mense is varke!!!!!! Nee wag ek dink varke is minder walglik! :angry:

Die tipe kaark moet nou begin te stop. Dis eenvoudig verregaande. Daai simpel goed het 10 teen een nog kinders ook. Waartoe sal hulle nie alles in staat wees eendag nie?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: fat b on August 30, 2010, 01:30:23 PM
Wackjobs !  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on August 31, 2010, 08:03:08 AM
Die oud-Springbokkaptein en losskakel naas Botha moet voortaan R10 000 per maand aan sy buite-egtelike seun, wat ’n Tukkie-student is, betaal.

Botha moet dié bedrag aan onderhoud betaal aan mnr. Francois Jooste (22), sy buite-egtelike kind by me. Anna Edwards.

Jooste het sy pa gedagvaar vir onder meer universiteitsgeld en lewenskoste omdat hy nog nie self werk nie en steeds ’n student is. Botha het onderhoud aan Jooste betaal tot hy 18 jaar oud was, waarna hy sy betalings gestaak het.

Hooflanddros Desmond Nair het gister in die Pretoriase landdroshof bevind dat me. Edwards aan ’n hart- en bloedsiekte ly en dus nie vir haar seun kan sorg nie. Jooste is ’n tweedejaarstudent aan die Universiteit van Pretoria, waar hy in rekenaaringenieurswese studeer.

Botha wou ná die hofverrigtinge nie met die media praat nie.


 :Scratch: Hoekom moes dit nou nodig wees vir sy eie seun om hom te dagvaar? Hy het mos baie geld?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 01, 2010, 02:42:30 PM
Cape Town - The correctional services department has spent over R1.5m to install 50 television sets in the new Kimberley Prison, at a cost of R31 021 each.

In written reply to a parliamentary question by James Selfe of the Democratic Alliance, Correctional Services Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula said the contract was awarded to Sizwe Business Networking.

The total cost of the installation contract was R1 551 049 for 50 television sets to be delivered.

The intention was to complete installation by June 10, but a delay in sourcing industrial brackets led to the completion of installation on June 18, she said.


- SAPA


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on September 02, 2010, 03:20:03 PM
Klink lekker in Kimberley se tronk?!
 :shocked3:
 :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on September 02, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
     :eek:     R 30 000+ vir 'n TV in die tronk?  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on September 02, 2010, 04:16:30 PM
Dis die nuwe anti-theft tipe  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: letsgofishing on September 02, 2010, 04:27:42 PM
Cape Town - The correctional services department has spent over R1.5m to install 50 television sets in the new Kimberley Prison, at a cost of R31 021 each.

In written reply to a parliamentary question by James Selfe of the Democratic Alliance, Correctional Services Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula said the contract was awarded to Sizwe Business Networking.

The total cost of the installation contract was R1 551 049 for 50 television sets to be delivered.

The intention was to complete installation by June 10, but a delay in sourcing industrial brackets led to the completion of installation on June 18, she said.


- SAPA



AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!
This kind of thing REALLY pisses me off!!!  :angry: :angry: :angry:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on September 02, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
Ek dink die ou wat dit goedgekeur het is in 'n wen-wen situasie.

Word hy nie uigevang nie, steek hy 'n paar rand in die sak.  Word hy uitgevang kan hy darem TV kyk in die tronk ..  ::) ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 02, 2010, 06:31:13 PM
Ek dink die ou wat dit goedgekeur het is in 'n wen-wen situasie.

Word hy nie uigevang nie, steek hy 'n paar rand in die sak.  Word hy uitgevang kan hy darem TV kyk in die tronk ..  ::) ::)

Ja nee...faarkit  :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on September 03, 2010, 06:51:01 PM
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/54359/quYsq.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on September 04, 2010, 09:27:59 AM
Kyk daar is groot kark kat in die toilet!!  :eek:  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on September 04, 2010, 02:45:05 PM
Paarl – ’n Bod van R62?000 is gister op die Nederburg-wynveiling in die Paarl op ’n Nigeriese koper toegeslaan vir ’n kis van ses bottels Nederburg Port 1964 waarop ’n reserweprys van R3 500 was.

Mnr. Obi Josephat Ndibe van Next International Nigeria Limited het aan Nonnie Dedekind gesê hy het dit vir sy oom gekoop wat 75 jaar oud is en ou wyne kan waardeer.

Sy kopie beteken dat die prys van elk van die bottels van 750 mF hom R10 333 gekos het. Dit was byna 18 keer meer as die minste waarmee die verkoper tevrede sou wees.

Dié port, wat ’n klompie gelukkiges gisteroggend vooraf kon proe, is van shiraz-druiwe gemaak.

Volgens die organiseerders was dit die enigste port wat ooit gemaak is deur die gevierde oud-wynmaker van Nederburg, mnr. Günter Brözel, wat al meer as twintig jaar gelede afgetree het.

Elk van die bottels is genommer en dra ’n seël.

Nog net één kis van ses bottels daarvan is oor, maar die organiseerders kan nie sê of dit eendag ook opgeveil sal word nie.

Die veiling se verkope op die eerste dag het meer as R3 miljoen beloop. Die pryse was aansienlik beter as dié van verlede jaar en die meeste aanbiedinge se reserwepryse is gou oorskry.

Ofskoon daar minder kopers was, was die bieëry straf en is meer gekoop.

’n Kis van tien bottels van 2005 se wenners van Absa se Toptien-pinotage-kompetisie het R6?200 gehaal, terwyl R9 800 betaal is vir ’n kis van ses bottels Zonnebloem Cabernet Sauvignon 1970.

Die veiling duur vandag voort met verskeie gesogte wyne wat nog baas soek.

Onder die lot is 23 bottels spe­siale wyn van die vyf einste deelnemers aan die eerste veiling in 1975


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dual on September 04, 2010, 03:23:46 PM
As ek sulke duur wyn moet drink sal ek 'n moerse kopseer kry met sooibrand


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on September 04, 2010, 04:10:54 PM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

NAMAQUA rules!! :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 05, 2010, 06:34:38 AM
Nee hel.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on September 08, 2010, 10:10:54 AM
Sydney - Australia's triple Olympic gold medallist Stephanie Rice made a tearful public apology on Wednesday for making a homophobic comment on Twitter, saying her words were thoughtless but not meant to offend.

The Beijing Olympics star refused to speak about swimming or the recent shoulder surgery which has taken her out of next month's Commonwealth Games, but broke down as she pleaded for the chance to win back the public's trust.

"My comments were thoughtless and careless but I can assure you when I made those comments on Twitter I never intended to offend anybody," she told a specially convened news conference in Sydney.

"I've learned a lot in the last couple of days. I've learned I must think before I speak and this has been a very important lesson.

"I've also learned that some things you say can mean more to others than they do to you."

Rice prompted a storm of controversy when she tweeted "Suck on that faggots!" after Australia's narrow win over South Africa in the Tri-Nations on Saturday.

The 22-year-old later deleted the post and apologised on her website but the comment prompted an angry response from gay ex-rugby league player Ian Roberts who called her an idiot, while luxury carmaker Jaguar scrapped a sponsorship deal with the swimmer.

"I owe it to those who I have offended to publicly say, I am sorry. It is not me to give offence to other people no matter who they are," Rice said.

"I am not a person who judges others or speaks in a way that hurts others."

Australian swimming's glamour girl, who has deals with underwear company Davenport and the Channel 7 network, said she was not homophobic.

"I felt I've let a lot of people down," she said. "I just want people to know how sorry I am. I'm just here to gain people's trust back and show how out of character it was."


Jaa right!!  Hoe weet mens as 'n auzzie opgevoed is??  Sy tattoo het nie meer as 2 spel-foute nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 08, 2010, 10:16:31 AM
Dit was nou 'n gathapper!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 08, 2010, 06:08:33 PM
Wat het sy in elk geval teen die Bulle in die span? Die "Liefling" singery? :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on September 09, 2010, 06:47:36 AM
Dokter suig glo pasiënt se tepel vir diagnose

Helsinki - 'n Dokter wat van seksuele molestering aangekla word ná hy glo 'n pasiënt se tepel gesuig het om 'n mediese probleem te diagnoseer, word Dinsdag in 'n hof in Finland aangehoor.

Dít is glo 'n raat wat vroedvroue gebruik het.

Laer howe het vroeër beslis dat die dokter nie 'n misdaad gepleeg het nie, maar die staat en die pasiënt het teen die uitspraak van die Finse hooggeregshof appelleer.

Die 20-jarige vrou het in 2007 dokter toe gegaan vir 'n sonar-borsondersoek en gesê dat daar vloeistof by haar tepel uitkom.

Ná hy haar toestemming gehad het, het hy haar tepel gesuig om die vloeistof te proe, het die dokter vroeër in die hof getuig.

Terwyl verskeie mediese organisasies in Finland dié praktyk bevraagteken het, het die distrik- en appèlhof beslis gegewe die pasiënt se toestemming, was daar nie genoeg bewyse om te bewys dat dít dié onortodokse metode onvanpaslik was nie.

- SAPA


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on September 09, 2010, 07:57:02 AM

Die 20-jarige vrou het in 2007 dokter toe gegaan vir 'n sonar-borsondersoek en gesê dat daar vloeistof by haar tepel uitkom.

Ná hy haar toestemming gehad het, het hy haar tepel gesuig om die vloeistof te proe, het die dokter vroeër in die hof getuig.


 :puke:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: fat b on September 09, 2010, 08:36:39 AM

 :shocked3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on September 09, 2010, 12:24:31 PM
Praat van `n ontboeseming...
 :smirk:
 :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 20, 2010, 09:32:02 PM
'n Russiese tiener is deur 'n ambulans doodgery wat haar te hulp gesnel het ná 'n dronk polisieman haar en twee ander meisies met sy motor gestamp het.

Die Siberiese polisieman het Dinsdag in die meisies ingeploeg terwyl hulle op 'n sypaadjie gestap het, het die ministerie van binnelandse sake gesê.

'n 15-jarige meisie is toe doodgery deur die ambulans wat op die toneel opgedaag het.

Die twee ander meisies word in 'n hospitaal behandel vir kopwonde en is in 'n stabiele toestand.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on October 20, 2010, 11:25:32 PM
eish....   en ek dag brandewyn het nie brieke nie.... lyk my vodka is erger. :No1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on October 20, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
dit klink amper soos n scene uit die movie final destination?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 11, 2010, 11:12:58 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on November 11, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
Wat staan daar? Wormy?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on November 11, 2010, 12:24:23 PM
Wat staan daar? Wormy?

Ja ... sukkel seker met bietjie wurms  8)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on December 03, 2010, 07:36:55 AM
?



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on December 03, 2010, 07:45:42 AM
Ek het lanklaas so maar ou gesien  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on December 03, 2010, 08:29:13 AM
Die ander girls daar lyk ook so. Seker 'n konvensie of iets.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on December 03, 2010, 03:52:32 PM
Gee Rusty, thats a disgusting photo- how can anyone who looks like that, pose in `n two piece??!!!
 ::)
 ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: fat b on December 03, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
Gee Rusty, thats a disgusting photo- how can anyone who looks like that, pose in `n two piece??!!!
 ::)
 ::)
Maybe she does not have hangups about herself like the rest of us , if it does not bother her , I cannot see why it should bother us ? I wish I could be that brave and show the world a big middle finger and get on with enjoying my life ! Fat or not ! Ever heard the saying ''don't judge a book by it's cover "?? Just goes to show how shallow some people are !


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on December 28, 2010, 08:41:26 PM

(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x394/ancdrol/snow-snorkling-675.jpg)



Miskien moet dit eerder onder "Gorrel jou Borrel" draad wees


 :MrGreen:




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 01, 2011, 10:26:16 AM
Lyk my hy haak vas. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 13, 2011, 08:03:03 PM
Welkom in die piesangrepubliek...

Ek sal die link verwyder as dit onvanpas is....

http://censorbugbear-reports.blogspot.com/2011/01/white-man-must-pay-for-us-eating.html

 :Scratch: ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on January 13, 2011, 08:05:47 PM
 :Scratch: :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 13, 2011, 08:38:48 PM
Hierdie is ongeskoolde mense, waarskynlik opgesteek. Pionne vir een of ander rassis. Volgende week skree hulle weer teen 'n swart man vir R10. En hulle stemme in die verkiesing tel net soveel soos joune.

Demokrasie werk nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 13, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
My gevoel ook.

Wonder of dit die regerende party se werkswyse is om kruisies te kry.......die plaaslike verkiesings is naby  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on January 13, 2011, 08:47:07 PM
 :No1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 13, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Ja nee, voor die verkiesing gebeur snaakse en soms ongelooflike goed.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on January 13, 2011, 08:53:38 PM
Daai artikel was nie in enige "mainstream media" nie?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on January 13, 2011, 08:55:34 PM
Daai artikel was nie in enige "mainstream media" nie?

Ek weet


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on January 14, 2011, 07:25:47 AM
In such a meeting, the uneducated will believe as " gospel " what they are told.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on January 14, 2011, 09:02:41 AM
Ongelukkig is die "uneducated" massas soos klei in die hande van die regerende party, wat op hulle beurt weer meester manipuleerders van die "uneducated" is. Die gevolg van die situasie is die "sorry state of affairs" - 'n "gross understatement" - van die toestand in ons land.  :Scratch: My Engels is nou uitgeput.... :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Natuurkind on January 19, 2011, 12:53:46 PM

    
An army commander in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo has been accused of leading the recent mass rape of at least 50 women.

One of the victims, as well as sources quoted in a UN report, all accuse Lt Col Kibibi Mutware of links to New Year's Day rapes in the town of Fizi.

There have been numerous cases of mass rape in DR Congo's conflict but this is believed to be the largest single incident allegedly involving the army.

Lt Col Kibibi has denied the charges.

He said that the soldiers who raided the town had disobeyed orders.

From an everyday fight between two men over a woman, violence escalated into a brutal punitive expedition by a group of government troops against the population of Fizi.
'Ashamed'

"A soldier was killed here right beside the hospital," explains Dr Faise Chacha, the head of Fizi hospital.

"That started the panic and all our patients fled. We came back at 0500 the next morning and we started taking in people who had been stabbed and others - women - who had been raped."

Dr Chacha and the medical charity Medecins Sans Frontieres have treated 51 rape victims so far, but they expect more as women who fled the attacks slowly return home.
Congolese soldiers ( file photo) The Congolese army has previously been accused of human rights abuses

As in previous cases of rape in DR Congo, many victims are expected to keep their plight secret to avoid being abandoned by their husbands and families.

Two of them agreed to talk anonymously after medics told the BBC they had been raped.

"I was raped in front of my four children," one of them told the BBC.

"I'm ashamed, very ashamed. If I meet two or three people who are having a discussion, I assume they are talking about me, even though it is not the case."

The other woman was able to identify her attackers.

"It was 1900 [in the evening] and those who raped me were members of the military," she said in a low voice, her body wrapped in a colourful cloth.

"There were four of them - Kibibi and his bodyguards. They stole all our belongings and our money."
'Rumours'

This woman was not the only one accusing Lt Col Kibibi, current commander of the 43rd sector in the army's Amani Leo (Peace Today) operation against rebel groups which still roam eastern DR Congo eight years after the country's war officially ended.

    All those people who have abused the population have already been arrested. The zero-tolerance policy will be enforced”


Several people who live near the hospital said they saw him ordering his troops to attack the population to avenge their dead comrade.

An internal report by investigators sent to Fizi by the UN peacekeeping mission Monusco and seen by the BBC also quotes local leaders and police sources who accuse Lt Col Kibibi of directing the atrocity.

Monusco sent patrols from the day after the violence from its Baraka base, just over one hour's drive away, and has maintained a 24-hour presence in Fizi since 5 January, which has encouraged the population to come back.

Lt Col Kibibi is a strong man with a small moustache and a boonie hat. When I met him, he was sitting behind a table on which only two mobile phones and one walkie-talkie were visible.

Speaking in the thatched hut from which he commands his troops, he dismissed all accusations levelled against him as rumours and said that those soldiers who committed the crimes had disobeyed his orders to stay in the camp.

He added that he only left his base briefly on 1 January to assess the death of the lynched soldier, and only heard about the night's violence the next morning.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on January 25, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
Wat issit met die vlerke :

(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/54359/masiepa-benzie.jpg)


(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/54359/zef-bakkie.jpg)


(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/54359/zef-cressida-1024x768.jpg)


en die een........ :Scratch:


(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/54359/asblik-corolla.jpg)

 :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on January 26, 2011, 06:36:15 AM
 :loco: :loco:

Die Ekurhuleni-nooddienste is gister na ’n “terroriste-aanval” ontbied nadat ’n mortier ontplof het toe ’n skrootmetaalwerker dit verhit en met ’n hamer geslaan het.

Mnr. Roggers Mamaila, nooddienswoordvoerder, het gesê lede van al die nooddienste het gereed gestaan terwyl die polisie en brandweer die Metal Connection-skrootwerf in Benoni se nywerheidsgebied versigtig genader het.

“Ons het nie dadelik daar ingestorm nie omdat ons nie geweet het of terroriste ons gaan inwag nie,” het Mamaila gesê.

Werkers van die skrootwerf het by die hekke uitgevlug en vertel wat gebeur het.

Volgens kapt. Pinky Tsinyane, polisiewoordvoerder, was ’n 47-jarige man besig om ’n mortier wat hy eers met ’n blaaslamp verhit het met ’n hamer te probeer oopslaan.

“Die mortier het ontplof en skrapnel het die man in die bo-lyf getref. Hy is op die toneel dood,” het Tsinyane gesê.

’n Werknemer het vertel hy het ’n harde slag gehoor en die vraghouer waarin hy gewerk het, het geskud.

“Ek het uitgehardloop en baie bloed gesien. Stukke skrapnel het uit sy nek en bolyf gesteek.

“Ek twyfel of my kollega geweet het hoe ’n mortier lyk. Ek weet ook nie hoe dit lyk nie.”

Me. Vanessa Jackson, ER24-woordvoerder, het gesê para­medici van ER24 is na die to­- neel ontbied, maar die man het baie bloed verloor en was reeds dood.

“Niemand anders is beseer nie,” het Jackson gesê.

Lede van die polisie se bom- en honde-eenheid was ook op die toneel en het die skrootwerf vir nog mortiere gefynkam.

Na verneem word, is nog vier gevind tussen die skrootmetaal wat gister afgelaai is.

Teen druktyd het hulle steeds deur die skrootmetaal gesoek.

Mnr. Robert Brand, bestuurder van die skrootwerf, het die voorval as ’n “fratsongeluk” bestempel.

Volgens hom het die skroot waarin die mortiere gevind is, van verskeie klante gekom.

Hy het gesê hulle sal ’n verklaring uitreik sodra die ondersoek afgehandel is.

Die Benoni-polisie is besig met ’n geregtelike ondersoek na die man se dood. Sy naam sal bekend gemaak word sodra sy familie in kennis gestel is.

Die polisie ondersoek die oorsprong van die mortiere.




Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on January 26, 2011, 07:55:57 AM

Die Ekurhuleni-nooddienste is gister na ’n “terroriste-aanval” ontbied nadat ’n mortier ontplof het toe ’n skrootmetaalwerker dit verhit en met ’n hamer geslaan het.


En so verhoog die aarde se gemiddelde IK daagliks!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: JC on February 17, 2011, 03:27:41 PM
 :loco: :loco: :loco:



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on February 18, 2011, 08:49:15 PM
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/1252075125_insane-bike-stunt.gif)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on February 18, 2011, 08:55:04 PM
hier is dodgerdodger.. (die eerste pic is deur hom geteken) se bladsy op photobucket.
http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/dodgerdodger/ (http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/dodgerdodger/)


gaan loer bietjie.   daar is nog videos van hoe hul daar ry,
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Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on February 25, 2011, 09:59:52 PM
Roomys van borsmelk glo heerlik
2011-02-25 12:28
Roomys met 'n borsmelkgeur is van Vrydag af by die Icecreamists-restaurant in Londen se Covent Garden beskikbaar. Die borsmelkkonkoksie heet “Baby Gaga”.

Icecreamists se eienaar en stigter, Matt O’Connor, was vol vertroue sy weergawe van die “wonderwerk van moederskap”, wat ’n stewige £14 per skeppie kos, sal goed ontvang word deur die publiek.

Die borsmelk is verskaf deur ma's wat gereageer het op ’n aanlyn-advertensie op die moedersforum, Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley (35) van Londen was een van 15 vroue wat melk aan die roomysrestaurant geskenk het nadat hulle die advertensie gesien het.

Hiley werk met vroue wat probleme met die borsvoed van hul babas ondervind. Sy het gesê sy glo as volwassenes besef hoe smaakvol borsmelk werklik is, sal nuwe ma’s meer gewillig wees om hul eie pasgebore baba’s te borsvoed.

“Wat kan meer natuurlik wees as vars moedersmelk in ’n roomys? En vir my is dit ’n manier om die resessie te bowe te kom – wat is fout daarmee om my bates vir ’n bietjie ekstra inkomste te gebruik,” het Hiley in ’n verklaring gesê.

“Ek het die produk vandag vir die eerste keer geproe en dit is baie lekker - dit smelt regtig in jou mond.”

Die Baby Gaga-resep vermeng borsmelk met vanilla-peule van Madagaskar en suurlemoenskil, wat dan tot roomys gekarring word.

Volgens O’Connor is die Baby Gaga slegs een van ’n dosyn radikaal nuwe geure by die winkel.

“Sommige mense sal daarvan hoor en hul neuse optrek, maar eintlik is dit suiwer, organies en heeltemal natuurlik,” het hy gesê. “Ek het al aan ’n Baby Gaga gesmul en ek voel wonderlik.” - Reuters


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on February 26, 2011, 07:37:10 AM
Ek weet darem nie. Om een of ander weird rede klink dit net vir my meer aanvaarbaar om die melk van 'n koei wat ek nie ken nie te drink eerder as die van 'n vrou. Ek kan myself wel indink dat daar sommige vrouens is wat meer aanvaarbaar gaan wees as ander. Die probleem is egter dat hul laktasie tydperke dalk nie sal saamwerk nie! :laugh top:

Dit is ook meer aanvaarbaar is om water af te slaan in 'n beeskraal vol mis as in 'n vuil toilet. Ek vermoed vir enigeen, maar vir 'n boer ten minste. Dis net so!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on February 26, 2011, 10:28:33 AM
Baie goed gesê, Umdani, ek stem 100% saam  :thumb:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GlenInk on February 26, 2011, 04:23:11 PM
When I saw this thread, I thought there was going to be a picture of me here  :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on February 27, 2011, 11:10:58 PM
When I saw this thread, I thought there was going to be a picture of me here  :uhm:

 :lmga: :lmga: :lmga: :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on February 28, 2011, 08:00:04 AM
My magtig hoekom het ek nog nie gedink aan die roomys ding nie. Ek gaan sommer nou dadelik vir vroulief vra om so bietjie roomys vir my te maak!!  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on February 28, 2011, 04:19:57 PM
Ek gril my nou net mooi dood vir die borsmelk-roomys ding.Kan `n mens nie siektes so opdoen nie, wonder ek????
 ::)
 ::)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on February 28, 2011, 04:52:49 PM
Mens kan siektes opdoen van enige iets - vark / hoender / wors - enige iets.

Maar nie as dit reg gedoen word nie.

Ek het al gemelk. Ek sal kom help met die insameling! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on February 28, 2011, 06:06:16 PM

Ek het al gemelk. Ek sal kom help met die insameling! :MrGreen:

Ek ok!!  Sal bietjie speensalf by die ko-op gaan kry  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on March 06, 2011, 07:20:18 PM
 :loco:  Totally way out  :bang: :bang:

Next thing all cyclists will be allowed to ride 4 a side all across the road  :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on March 07, 2011, 07:47:02 AM
Ja, nee oo faark! So kan dit nie aangaan nie. As iemand nie nou ingryp nie wen die bulle vanjaar die bleddie curriecup! :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 07, 2011, 08:52:00 AM
 :laugh top:

Nie eers Rooibok glo dit meer nie!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on March 15, 2011, 08:02:50 AM
Al-Qaeda has launched a women's magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.

Dubbed 'Jihad Cosmo', the glossy magazine's front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.

There are exclusive interviews with martyrs' wives, who praise their husbands' decisions to die in suicide attacks.

The slick, 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine - meaning The Majestic Woman - has advice for singletons on 'marrying a mujahideen'.

Readers are told it is their duty to raise children to be mujahideen ready for jihad.

And the 'beauty column' instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a 'clear complexion'. Wats die use as niemand dit mag sien nie!

They should 'not go out except when necessary' and wear a niqab for 'rewards by complying with the command of Allah Almighty'.

A woman called Umm Muhanad hails her husband for his bravery after his suicide bombing in Afghanistan.

And another article urges readers to give their lives for the Islamist cause.

It advises: 'From martyrdom, the believer will gain security, safety and happiness.'

More traditional content for a women's magazine includes features on the merits of honey facemasks, etiquette, first aid and why readers should avoid 'towelling too forcibly'.

A trailer for the next issue promises tips on skin care - and how to wage electronic jihad.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1365806/Glossy-Jihad-Cosmo-combines-beauty-tips-suicide-bombing-advice.html#ixzz1Ge3wJAFX


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on March 15, 2011, 08:44:52 AM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 15, 2011, 08:42:42 PM
ons het vmiddag 100mm reen gehad in 1uur!!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on March 15, 2011, 09:27:37 PM
Dit het lekker gereen hier ook. Sal more kyk hoeveel...die meter is ver en dis nat buite  :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 17, 2011, 09:52:08 AM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: DirtCopper on March 17, 2011, 10:15:37 AM
As jy moet gaan moet jy gaan :evil1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on March 23, 2011, 11:20:12 AM
Indian cop shoots self to win award


New Delhi - A policeman in India was recovering in hospital on Wednesday after he shot
himself in a misguided attempt to win a bravery award, media reports said.

Mahesh Rajguru claimed that six unidentified men opened fire when he was on personal
protection duty at a house of a former politician in Jaipur, the capital of the
eastern state of Rajasthan.

He claimed the men sped away in a car after the supposed attack on Sunday night, the
Press Trust of India news agency reported.

"Senior officials rushed to the spot and found his statements and crime scene
suspicious," Additional Commissioner of Police Arun Macya told PTI.

"He confessed no such incident that he had narrated took place and he shot
himself just to claim a gallantry award by showing bravery."

Rajguru, who sustained three bullet injuries in his stomach and arm, was
admitted to the Sawai Man Singh government hospital in Jaipur, where his
condition was reported to be stable.

"As soon as they spotted me, they started firing. A bullet hit my stomach," Rajguru
said in his original statement according to the Times of India.

"When I screamed, they ran outside and again opened fire while getting into a car
parked outside. Two more bullets hit my shoulders."

Police said all the empty cartridges found at the scene belonged to Rajguru's gun
and that they had also found narcotics in his living quarters.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on March 23, 2011, 11:22:27 AM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 23, 2011, 12:20:58 PM
Die ou is so uitgehonger vir sukses soos 99% van die WP supporters.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on March 23, 2011, 04:35:26 PM
Die ou is so uitgehonger vir sukses soos 99% van die WP supporters.  :evil2:

Rooibok, ek wil nou nie skinder nie, maar die WP supporters het mos baie sukses behaal....jy moet erken!
 :wink1:
 :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 23, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
 :evil2: :thumb:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 23, 2011, 07:41:20 PM
Die ou is so uitgehonger vir sukses soos 99% van die WP supporters.  :evil2:

Rooibok, ek wil nou nie skinder nie, maar die WP supporters het mos baie sukses behaal....jy moet erken!
 :wink1:
 :wink1:

wat het hulle gedoen?  :Scratch: ::) :loco: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on March 23, 2011, 07:43:02 PM
Die ou is so uitgehonger vir sukses soos 99% van die WP supporters.  :evil2:

Rooibok, ek wil nou nie skinder nie, maar die WP supporters het mos baie sukses behaal....jy moet erken!
 :wink1:
 :wink1:

wat het hulle gedoen?  :Scratch: ::) :loco: :evil2:

Hulle het die Bulle so verneder en hulle naam so gat gemaak, meeste Bul ondersteuners weier selfs om te erken dat hulle die game gekyk het! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 31, 2011, 09:31:11 AM
Hulle het n nuwe chef aangestel hier by blink panne. Die ou is nogal n groot WP supporter.  :loco: :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on March 31, 2011, 09:41:13 AM
Ek dink dis 'n wyfie! :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on March 31, 2011, 09:44:02 AM
Hys baie lief vir sy "spogsog"  ::) :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on March 31, 2011, 09:44:37 AM
Ken jy die vark? :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Prins on March 31, 2011, 10:56:59 AM
Ek dink dis 'n hy is die wyfie! :laugh top:

Fixed   :evil2: :evil2:

Soos die army se chefs  :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 01, 2011, 06:03:33 AM
Ndungane-tweeling ruil glo plek om in Bok-trui

Die Suid-Afrikaanse Rugbyunie (Saru) ondersoek bewerings dat die Ndungane-tweeling, Akona en Odwa, glo in die verlede in mekaar se plekke vir die Springbokke gespeel het.

Die broers, ’n identiese tweeling wat minute ná mekaar gebore is, het al vir die Springbokke uitgedraf, maar nooit saam in ’n wedstryd vir hul land gespeel nie.

Die Bulls se Akona het in 2006 vir die Springbokke gedebuteer en was lid van die Springbokke se Wêreldbeker-groep in 2007. Odwa, wat vir die Sharks speel, het in 2008 vir Suid-Afrika gedebuteer.

Akona het in 11 toetse gespeel en 1 drie gedruk, terwyl Odwa in 7 toetse gespeel en 2 drieë gedruk het.

Volgens die bewerings wat ondersoek word, het die broers rolle omgeruil toe net Akona ’n Springbok was. Hy het glo toe hy in onguns verval het Odwa toegelaat om in sy plek uit te draf.

Dit is in dié stadium onseker of die tweeling ook plekke sou omgeruil het terwyl hulle onderskeidelik vir die Bulls en Sharks gespeel het.

’n Woordvoerder van Saru het gesê die ondersoek is in ’n sensitiewe stadium.

“Mense moenie so vinnig gevolgtrekkings maak en gerugte versprei nie. Die ondersoek sal op 2 April begin.”



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pad on April 01, 2011, 06:47:30 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 01, 2011, 07:27:20 AM

Volgens die bewerings wat ondersoek word, het die broers rolle omgeruil toe net Akona ’n Springbok was.


Tipies 'n Bul!!!

Fourie dink jyekis 'n April gek? :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 01, 2011, 07:34:09 AM

Volgens die bewerings wat ondersoek word, het die broers rolle omgeruil toe net Akona ’n Springbok was.


Tipies 'n Bul!!!

Fourie dink jyekis 'n April gek? :smirk:

 :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 01, 2011, 07:37:24 AM
Jislaaik, dit laat 'n ou dink ne. Die ding is dit kan nogal na twee kante toe sny. As die een byvoorbeeld geskors word kan die "ander een" mos in sy plek speel. Nou wonder 'n mens of daar ooit twee was. Het julle hul al bymekaar gesien?  :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 01, 2011, 07:43:32 AM
 :MrGreen:

Daai hoek was darem ooglopend vir my. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Fourie on April 01, 2011, 07:50:08 AM
Boetes kom vir vuil motors
   
Johannesburg – Die Johannesburgse spogbuurt Sandton, waar dit eens ‘n statussimbool was om met ‘n modderbespatte 4x4 rond te rits, sal voortaan vuil voertuie op sy strate beboet.

Dié nuwe wetgewing, wat deur die plaaslike stadsraad geïmplimenteer is, is glo geïnspireer deur die Stad Kaapstad se nuwe boetes wat aan rommelstrooiers uitgedeel sal word.

Nkosi Mdlala, 'n woordvoerder vir die Johannesburgse stadsraad, het verduidelik dat vuil motors ‘n klad is op dié spogbuurt se skoon, moderne beeld.

"Net soos daar van winkeleienaars en huurders in geboue verwag word om die buitekant van hul persele netjies te hou, moet motoriste voortaan voertuie wat op ons sypaadjies parkeer word, skoon hou," het Mdlala Donderdag in ‘n mediaverklaring gesê.

Volgens die raad is dié nuwe reël veral op buitelanders wat die woonbuurt besoek, gemik.

“Suid-Afrikaanse stede, veral Johannesburg, sukkel al vir jare om hulle sogenaamde derdewêreldstatus af te skud,” het die verklaring gelui.

“Sandton ontvang jaarliks duisende oorsese besigheidsmense en toeriste. Skoon motors, soos skoon geboue en sypaadjies, help Johannesburg om die regte beeld aan die buiteland oor te dra.”

Boetes sal deur parkeerbeamptes uitgereik word en deur die plaaslike verkeersdepartement geadministreer word.

Eienaars van vuil voertuie kan luidens die verklaring verwag om tot R350 op te dok.



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 01, 2011, 08:09:41 AM
Nee, shit, nou raak hulle belaglik! Volgende wat jy gaan hoor is heel waarskynlik dat jy nie horings op 'n mynhelmet mag gom tensy jy in Pretorie woon nie! :bang:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 01, 2011, 08:14:25 AM
Dis klaar so.

Ek weet mense doen dit wel op ander plekke ook - dis hoekom mense vir hulle lag! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 01, 2011, 08:33:25 AM
PORT ELIZABETH - "We have successfully negotiated a deal with a sponsor for our new soccer stadium" Mr. Mpoyana, mayor of PE announced today. The lucrative deal was struck with national hair product manufacturer Black Like Me. The new state of the art stadium is home to both the soccer and EP Kings rugby teams.

The stadium will now be known as the Black Like Me multipurpose stadium.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 01, 2011, 08:45:40 AM
 :lmga:

Ek gani meer nuus luister voor more nie.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on April 01, 2011, 12:19:27 PM
 :lmga: :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 04, 2011, 11:52:13 AM
(http://www.demenshea.com/moto/2011/blog/chain-pickle.jpg)

How many of you have tried the “pickle” chain cleaning method??? Come on now, do tell…


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Dusty on April 04, 2011, 01:48:56 PM
This could cause a chain reaction .... :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on April 04, 2011, 03:49:17 PM
 :laugh top: :laugh top:

What a waste of a good pickle  :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 11, 2011, 10:45:20 AM
Nie sy dag gewees  :eek:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 11, 2011, 11:08:00 AM
Okkie syne nie :MrGreen:

(http://www.rugby365.com/cm_pics/news/2511-0-0-0_2585552.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 11, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
Johannesburg - ANC Youth League leader Julius Malema sat at the end of a bank of 16 lawyers    :loco: poised to argue whether it is hate speech to sing the lyrics "shoot the boer", in a long-awaited case which began in the Equality Court on Monday.

Court 8a of the South Gauteng High Court in Johannesburg, sitting as the Equality Court, was packed as Judge Collin Lamont first listened to an application by trade union Solidarity and eNews to broadcast proceedings.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/16-lawyers-for-Malemas-hate-speech-trial-20110411

En ons arme d@@se moet daarvoor betaal  :-\


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 11, 2011, 02:01:02 PM
"They want him to pay R50 000 to the TAU SA trauma fund which assists victims of farm attacks, and to pay the cost of the suit." Sit nog judges by. Hy sal met sy jockstrap alleen da uitstap! :laugh top:

""ibhunu or ibhulu" or "amabhulu" did not refer to farmers." Pre-faarken-sies. Amabhulu het tradisioneel verwys na polisiemanne...eintlik wit poliesmanne spesifiek. In Daai tyd het dit niks (of min) te doen gehad met boere...menende farmers. Die eis is na my mening nie goed deurdink nie.  Afriforum moes miskien vir popcru gekry het om die eis te steun. Die groot probleem is nie of hy belet gaan word om daardie spesifieke woorde te gebruik nie... dit gaan oor haatspraak en attitude in geheel. As ek die eis moes hanteer sou ek geeis het dat hy oor die volgende paar maande 'n sekere aantal weduwees van plaasmoorde se voete moes was - meer nog die van die gesinslede van gestorwe poliesmanne...van alle rasse!...soos Adriaan Vlok gedoen het uit sy posisie! :evil2:

Enigste probleem is dat die hoeveelhied veiligheidsmagte wat hy sou moes saampiekel op so 'n misie 'n ekonomiese ramp sou veroorsaak! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on April 11, 2011, 02:17:10 PM
Zuma moes vir Malema net agter die skerms gedwing het om op te hou
om die blankes op te stook met sy stellings en uitsprake.

Die feit dat hy niks aan hom gedoen het nie, beteken dit hy dit stilweg goedkeur.


In die gees van versoening was dit nie veel gevra nie. :-\


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 11, 2011, 03:04:45 PM

""ibhunu or ibhulu" or "amabhulu" did not refer to farmers." Pre-faarken-sies. Amabhulu het tradisioneel verwys na polisiemanne...eintlik wit poliesmanne spesifiek. In Daai tyd het dit niks (of min) te doen gehad met boere...menende farmers.


Peter Mokaba het daai idee heeltemal verander toe hy daai lied gesing het as "Kill the Boer, the Farmer!"

Dit is ook toevallig regte Boere wat vermoor word.

En die jong gespuis wat dit nou sing was nie eers gebore in die tyd van die "boere" (menende toe dit verwys het na die polisie met die cheese vans) nie. Vir die nuwe generasie is dit boere.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Gatsaam on April 12, 2011, 07:02:32 AM
Zuma moes vir Malema net agter die skerms gedwing het om op te hou
om die blankes op te stook met sy stellings en uitsprake.

Die feit dat hy niks aan hom gedoen het nie, beteken dit hy dit stilweg goedkeur.


In die gees van versoeking was dit nie veel gevra nie. :-\

Zuma laat Malema aangaan, dit trek die aandag van die ANC af om nog meer geld "weg te sit", grooter poe...le in die polisie te sit, die belasting betaler meer te belas. Los die seuntjie uit wat so baie raas, dis kleingeld teenoor wat regtig my en jou sak raak.
Ek moet met Umdani saamstem, die klein snotneus het nog in die berge rond gehol met 'n stert aan toe sy oupa die songs sing.
Sy oupa wil hê ons "boere" moet demoer in raak maar wil ons nie weg hê nie, wie gaan dan hom en sy hoerkinders versorg as die belasting betaler weg is?

My 2c


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 13, 2011, 06:41:37 AM


Houston - Twin US men from Houston were charged on Tuesday with the murder of their 89-year-old mother after police say the pair allowed her to die on the floor in their foyer after she fell, then lived for three months with her decomposing, bug-infested corpse.

Edwin Larry Berndt and his brother, Edward Christian Berndt, both 48, were arrested on Monday when police went to check on Sybil Berndt, prompted by a neighbour who called to say the elderly woman had not been seen since January.

Edwin Berndt answered the officer's knocks and initially said "everyone was fine and there was no need for the police at their home," according to court documents.


The officer insisted she had to see Berndt's mother and he let her into the house.

The home was in "deplorable condition and smelled terribly", and the elderly Berndt was laying face down on the floor of the foyer, according to the documents.


Sybil Berndt was dressed in a nightgown pulled up under her arms and was not wearing underwear. The body was in an advanced state of decomposition and insects were crawling around it, the documents said.

The brothers told police their mother had fallen and died, and that they didn't have enough money to bury her.


They said they didn't call police because they didn't want to go to jail.

Police searched the home and found bank statements from JP Morgan Chase totaling about $700 000, according to court documents.

The twins later told police they lived with their mother and cared for her. On January 10, Edwin Berndt said he and his brother were watching the BCS Championship football game when their mother "came in ranting and raving and she then fell down and did not get up".


He said they decided to leave her on the floor because they didn't have money to provide her with medical treatment.

For the first day, Sybil Berndt was conscious and able to speak, but did not ask for any help, Edwin Berndt said. His brother said they didn't give her any food or water while she lay on the floor.

Three days later, on January 13, the elderly woman died, Edwin Berndt told police. He told them he remembered the date because it was a day after her 89th birthday.

The brothers then decided to leave her on the floor because they didn't have money to bury her.

It was not immediately clear if the brothers have an attorney.

An autopsy was to be conducted on Tuesday.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Biscuit on April 13, 2011, 05:47:35 PM
Jissie Rooibok- dis darem `n nare storie wat wys hoe swaar baie ou mense kry wat swak versorg word.

Ek wil ook net op die draad byvoeg, na aanleiding van die Malema-issue: sluit by Afriforum aan en stuur sommer `n sms na 38655 met die boodskap: STOP (dit kos R10)

en is jou donasie vir die hofkoste in die geding teen Malema se Kill The Boer liedjie en uitsprake.
 :rant:
 :rant:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 15, 2011, 12:53:02 PM
 
Maid chops off employer’s penis
April 15 2011 at 09:47am


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An Ethiopian maid struck back at her allegedly abusive employer in Dubai, slicing off the Emirati man's penis in response to harassment, the 7DAYS daily on Wednesday quoted the emirate's police as saying.

Police responded to a call from the man and “found him bleeding badly. His housemaid had chopped off his private parts using a knife”, 7DAYS quoted a Dubai police official as saying of the attack on Monday.

“She claimed the man used to abuse and harass her. On the day of the incident, she claims he asked her to give him a massage. She got angry, went to the kitchen to get a knife and attacked him,” the official said.

The maid has been charged with assault, the paper said, while the Emirati man is recovering in hospital. It was not clear if his severed member had been re-attached.

The UAE and other Gulf countries have come in for repeated criticism from human rights groups over their treatment of millions of foreign workers, mostly Asians.

Rights groups and activists have reported various cases of employers torturing maids in neighbouring Saudi Arabia.

The watchdogs have also sharply criticised the sponsorship system, still in force in most Gulf states, by which workers must be sponsored by their employer and which has been likened to modern-day slavery


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on April 17, 2011, 11:02:09 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 18, 2011, 05:45:09 AM
Dis toe sy vrou hom met die emmer water gegooi het en uit die huis uit gejaag het om te gaan werk soek! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pad on April 19, 2011, 08:16:35 AM
Found these on Sunday the 17th at the Saasveld road bridge. Who would leave sunglasses with a note attached and why. :Scratch: :Scratch: :Scratch: :Scratch:

(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb152/Pad_photo/009-3.jpg)

(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb152/Pad_photo/011-2.jpg)

(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb152/Pad_photo/013.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Operator on April 22, 2011, 11:07:58 AM
Monster' plagues Karoo town
2011-04-22 10:41


Steytlerville - Steytlerville, a small Karoo town, is being plagued by rumours of a shape-shifting
monster, Eastern Cape police said on Thursday.

"The community says that the monster changes shape while you are looking at it," Warrant
Officer Zandisile Nelani said.

He said one man had reported it changed from a man wearing a suit into a pig and then into a
bat. The creature had been sighted on a number of occasions near a church and only
appeared at night, Nelani said.

Local residents met with police last week to discuss the strange phenomenon.

Nelani said he had asked people to take a photograph of the alleged monster. Although
some locals were frightened of it, it had not harmed any people or livestock.

 

- SAPA



Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 22, 2011, 03:14:42 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 22, 2011, 08:30:26 PM
wtf!


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: buzzlightyear on April 23, 2011, 08:06:06 AM
party mense moet stadiger op die gummybear juice


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Smidty on April 23, 2011, 02:40:11 PM
 :thumb:  Daai community is seker baie lief vir die rooi proppie  :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 23, 2011, 03:07:46 PM
Smidty ek dog jy is op die Karoo ride?


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Pmdb on April 23, 2011, 07:53:54 PM
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x394/ancdrol/Ty8zj.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 26, 2011, 08:48:49 AM
Die gedaante wat die Karoo-dorpie Steytlerville op hol het, verander nou ook in ’n aap en ’n hoender.

Die Burger het vroeër berig oor die eienaardige gesig wat sommige inwoners van Steytlerville hoog en laag sweer hulle gesien het.

Dit is nou al meer as ’n week dat mense van hierdie omgewing ’n wese gewaar wat die vorm van ’n man, vark, hond, voël–noem maar op–aanneem.

Volgens ao. Zandisile Nelani, polisiewoordvoerder, was daar die naweek meer mense wat dié gedaante gewaar het.

“Tydens ’n kerkbyeenkoms in een van die informele nedersettings het ’n vrou dit blykbaar in die vorm van ’n aap deur die venster gesien”, het Nelani gesê.

Mnr. Luzitho McDonald, ’n inwoner van Vuyowethu, het gister aan Die Burger vertel presies wat hy gesien het.

“Ek en ’n paar vriende was Saterdagoggend om 02:30 op pad huis toe ná ’n partytjie toe ons ’n man langs die pad gewaar het. Ons het op ’n afstand met hom gepraat, maar geen antwoord gekry nie”, het McDonald vertel.

Toe McDonald nader aan die man beweeg, kon hy sien “die man se gesig is nie reg nie”.

Die gedaante het toe op die vlug geslaan deur die strate van die nedersetting, met McDonald-hulle op sy hakke.

“Ons jaag die gedaante toe teen ’n bult op, maar hy het skielik vlerke gekry en weggevlieg,” het McDonald gesê.

Mnr. Ewald Loock, burgemeester van die Baviaans-munisipaliteit, het gister gesê hy het self nog nie die gedaante gewaar nie.

“Sommige mense glo dit is ’n spook wat na onlangse opknapwerk uit ’n ou begraafplaas ontsnap het. Ander glo weer dit is die ANC-voorvaders wat onrustig is oor die komende plaaslike verkiesings.”

Loock glo egter nie dat stories oor die gedaante ’n negatiewe impak op die omgewing sal hê nie. Hy sien dit eintlik as ’n moontlike werkskepper.

“’n Mens weet nooit wanneer daar ’n nuwe legende soos die Lochness-monster gebore sal word nie. As hierdie verskynings aanhou, kan ons dalk ’n nuwe toerisme-trekpleister hê,” het Loock laggend gesê.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on April 26, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:



lees hierso
http://www.saforums.co.za/rlt/index.php?topic=8889.new#new (http://www.saforums.co.za/rlt/index.php?topic=8889.new#new)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rooibok on April 29, 2011, 08:50:29 AM
Julle gaan seker almal vandag voor die TV lê en troue kyk?  :loco: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on April 29, 2011, 08:58:58 AM
Ek ga dit juis vermy so ver ek kan  :xxbah:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on April 29, 2011, 09:00:29 AM
Dit begin nou!!! Ag dis so pragtige sprokie. :love7:

Ek gaan nou dorp toe. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 29, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
As daai Kate meisie nou vir haar 'n toekoms wil uitwerk wat wragtag meer  betalend en meer exciting en haar verskriklik famous gaan maak...vir eeue... moet sy vandag vir daai priester ... na 'n lang stilte ... se; "Nah, I don't think so!"  Die queen gaan 'n stroke kry en Charles gaan daar uitgedra word deur Camilla!  :lmga: :laugh dog:

Die 30 second you-tube clip daarvan gaan meer hits kry as 10x Justin Bieber en Lady Gaga tesame.


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 29, 2011, 04:25:29 PM
As daai Kate meisie nou vir haar 'n toekoms wil uitwerk wat wragtag meer  betalend en meer exciting en haar verskriklik famous gaan maak...vir eeue... moet sy vandag vir daai priester ... na 'n lang stilte ... se; "Nah, I don't think so!"  Die queen gaan 'n stroke kry en Charles gaan daar uitgedra word deur Camilla!  :lmga: :laugh dog:

Die 30 second you-tube clip daarvan gaan meer hits kry as 10x Justin Bieber en Lady Gaga tesame.

Ek moet tog die snaaksigheid met julle deel:

Sedert gister is ek gereeld in komunikasie met 'n dame van Engeland wat akommodasie wil bespreek. Vir 'n redelike lang tyd. Nou probeer 'n ou mos maar logies jou bes dat hulle net moet book en betaal. Hier is 'n paar uitreksels van ons koms:

Haar mail gister:

 "Thank goodness for the Royal Wedding tomorrow, Steve and I will have the whole day to look at the best deals.
Many thanks for your information, I'll get back to you soon with dates,"

My mail aan haar:

"So you guys all enjoy a public holiday when there is a royal wedding. When I just started reading your mail I got the instant impression that you've been invited!

What I would like to know is whether you have vis................................. to swing over cliffs on ropes if you have a fear of heights."

Sy skryf terug:

"What a wonderful e-mail!  Thank you! ...............................
.................both well travelled, me in particular!  As far as Africa. . . many years back I spent several months travelling between Jo'berg and Durban.  ( I had a photographic portfolio for a cosmetic company, all done in Jo'berg)  I very nearly married a white Afrikan, however, I did marry in Africa, but to an English man. He flew out and we married in Pietermaritzburg, which is where I was at the time!"

Ek antwoord met:

"What I want to know is: Would Steve tolerate an early morning bush walk with you? The main thing about taking a decis..................ur o'clock  in the morning. The fitness level of the guests is the measur...............................This is your (hopefully not once in a lifetime) opportunity to meet the members of the "big five" face to face! I would sincerely recommend it. It is normally........"


Intussen post ek die stuk oor die troue hier bo!

En sy kom vanoggend terug met:

"Is The Royal Wedding on your television this morning? I must say it makes me very proud to be British!"

Daa proes ek my hele screen vol spikkels soos ek uitbars van die lag!

Nee, my faark antie ons bly in Afrika en hier by ons trou die royalties tot soveel as 20 keer in 'n lewe. Die helfte van soweto se laerskole is vol prinse en prinsesse.  :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:
  


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Umdani on April 29, 2011, 04:56:42 PM
Ek het pas vir my dogter 'n sms gestuur en gese sy moet asseblief wegbly van die bleddie prinse af. Ek kannie daai klom drank bekostig nie! :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on June 29, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
Americans put them in pies, Africans make them into bags and now, Russians turn into them. The drug, a mixture of codeine, petrol and paint thinners, is injected and actually turns your skin scaly and green like that of a crocodile. It also bursts blood vessels and results in amputation. Dodgy.

They call it the ugly, cheaper cousin of morphine and it’s taking Russia by storm. In the first three months alone Russian authorities confiscated over 65 Million doses and sent scores to rehab centres.

The problem: it can be made by anyone who has a couple of bucks to buy over-the-counter codeine pills. Here are a few other nutritious products it’s often also mixed with:

Vitamin Hydrochloric Acid

Vitamin Iodine

Vitamin Red Phosphorus

And get this, the high lasts only 90 minutes, but it takes almost an hour to cook, which makes turning yourself into a Krokodil a full time job. At least now they can say they are self-employed.

http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/06/22/we-say-crocodile-drug-addicts-say-krokodil-%e2%80%93-enter-russia%e2%80%99s-new-designer-drug/


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on July 14, 2011, 06:09:24 PM
1. Open Google maps 
2. Click on get directions
3. Type in China in A and Taiwan in B and click get directions.
4. Read step 48.

 :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: GRyPH on August 01, 2011, 07:52:22 AM
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Zuma-files-assault-charges-against-nations-pigeons-for-pooing-on-his-car-20110729 (http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Zuma-files-assault-charges-against-nations-pigeons-for-pooing-on-his-car-20110729)


 :lol: :lmga: :lmga: :lmga: :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Rustyb on August 11, 2011, 11:17:57 AM
Upcoming birthdays at the bottom of the homepage.
Cassie 331  :Scratch: :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: Trailrider on October 25, 2011, 05:26:27 PM
(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/legoman930.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF!!
Post by: CK1 on October 25, 2011, 05:52:26 PM
Die verdomde kinders ek het hul gesê om my lego uit te los, nou het hul die mannetjie laat weg raak  :tease:


Title: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 10, 2011, 08:32:13 PM
wat gaan hier aan?

(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc83/ABRossouw/forum%20fotos/001.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on December 10, 2011, 08:38:09 PM
 :Scratch:  ek weetie  :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on December 10, 2011, 09:08:30 PM
Daai motortjie was seker onder 'n helikopter gewees en toe losgelaat  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 10, 2011, 09:15:07 PM
Daai motortjie was seker onder 'n helikopter gewees en toe losgelaat  :Scratch:

hoekom is jy so slim, die ander moes ook nog gewonder het


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on December 10, 2011, 10:44:39 PM
Ma hoekom?  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 11, 2011, 12:00:40 AM
Want hulle kan.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on December 11, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
Laat my dink aan die grap

'n Arend van 'n lammetjie en vlieg met hom in die lug in, en die lammetjie skreeu erg
Die boer en Jonas staan en kyk, maar Jonas se mond hang oop van verbasing
Die boer sien dit en vra: "Jonas, wat dink jy?"
Jonas sê: "Oubaas, ek denk, en denk daai lammetjie hy hou forkol van vlieg nie"


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 11, 2011, 05:54:39 AM
Hulle het gewys wat voor kant toe gaan gebeur met gesonde mense wat onwettig op gestremde mense se parkeerplekke parkeer. Gaan die karre met 'n helikopter kom uithaal en los op die parkeerplek waar hy moes stilhou.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on December 11, 2011, 06:38:47 AM
Ysterplaat Lugskou?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 11, 2011, 07:11:12 AM
ja TR ek en ons oudste seun was gister daar gewees. ek sal kyk of ek vanmiddag kans kry om fotos op te sit.

Dis waar ek die KTM ook gesien het en 3 beachbuggies waarmee drag racing gedoen word, 2 van hulle het turbo op.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on December 11, 2011, 07:32:47 AM
Dit lyk vir my soos 'n pondjie botter waarvan die naelstring geknip is  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 11, 2011, 08:04:28 AM
Dit lyk vir my soos 'n pondjie botter waarvan die naelstring geknip is  :MrGreen:


lekker lag ek nou, raak beskrywing ja.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 11, 2011, 08:43:09 AM
ja TR ek en ons oudste seun was gister daar gewees. ek sal kyk of ek vanmiddag kans kry om fotos op te sit.

Dis waar ek die KTM ook gesien het en 3 beachbuggies waarmee drag racing gedoen word, 2 van hulle het turbo op.

 Daai Katoom was nogal vinnig. 1800 enjin turbo aangedrewe.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on December 11, 2011, 08:44:58 AM
Russell het daai kar op jou dak geval? :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 11, 2011, 08:53:15 AM
 :evil2: nope  :innocent:

Maar dit was naby.  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on December 11, 2011, 09:13:40 AM
dis "drive through" bungie jumping 8)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on December 11, 2011, 09:41:08 AM
:evil2: nope  :innocent:

Maar dit was naby.  :MrGreen:

Morning, OUTSurance? The weirdest thing just happened... :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on December 11, 2011, 03:29:55 PM
Johnnesburg - A South African woman is due to be executed by the Chinese government for smuggling drugs into that country, eNews reported on Sunday.

Janice Bronwyn Linden, 35, from KwaZulu-Natal who was caught carrying 3kg of crystal methamphetamine in November 2008, is due to be executed by lethal injection on Monday.

Linden, who has exhausted all possible appeal processes, is not aware of her impending execution as the Chinese government will only inform her on the day of execution.

Linden will be told on the morning of the execution.

Two of Linden's sisters are in China and will be allowed an hour with her before she is put to death.




Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 11, 2011, 05:46:34 PM
Dis tyd dat die doodstraf terugkom! Dis jammer vir haar familie maar as jy jou wil ophou met stront moet jy maar die gevolge dra.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on December 11, 2011, 06:30:16 PM
Johnnesburg - A South African woman is due to be executed by the Chinese government for smuggling drugs into that country, eNews reported on Sunday.

Janice Bronwyn Linden, 35, from KwaZulu-Natal who was caught carrying 3kg of crystal methamphetamine in November 2008, is due to be executed by lethal injection on Monday.

Linden, who has exhausted all possible appeal processes, is not aware of her impending execution as the Chinese government will only inform her on the day of execution.

Linden will be told on the morning of the execution.

Two of Linden's sisters are in China and will be allowed an hour with her before she is put to death.




Hierdie hoort nie in die    WTF?   draad nie, maar in 'n       She got what she deserved        draad  :-\


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 11, 2011, 10:47:40 PM
+100


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on December 12, 2011, 07:00:47 AM
’n Vrou in Amerika kan drie jaar tronkstraf kry nadat sy gelieg het oor hoe sy verkrag en aangerand is in ’n poging om haar man sover te kry om hul huis te verkoop en na ’n beter buurt te trek.

Volgens ’n berig van die New York Daily het me. Laurie Ann Martinez (36), ’n sielkundige wat met gevangenes in die tronk in haar tuisdorp Sacramento werk, in April ’n klag by die polisie ingedien dat sy in haar huis aangerand en verkrag is.

Verlede Vrydag is in die hof aangevoer dat Martinez en ’n vriendin die plan uitgedink het in ’n poging om Martinez se man sover te kry om na ’n ander woonbuurt te trek.

Volgens die hofstukke het Martinez self haar lip oopgesny, met skuurpapier haar hande se kneukels rou geskuur en haar bloes en onderklere geskeur. Haar vriendin moes haar met bokshandskoene, wat hulle spesifiek vir die “aanval” gekoop het, in die gesig slaan.

Die vriendin het toe ook twee skootrekenaars, ’n kamera en ander toerusting uit die huis “gesteel”.

Vir die polisie het sy vertel dat sy die middag by die huis gekom en ’n man in haar kombuis gekry het. Sy het probeer vlug, maar hy het haar gevang en bewusteloos geslaan.

Toe sy wakker word, het sy gesê, was hy weg, sy was verkrag en die goed was gesteel.

Haar ondergang was egter toe sy in die tronk dele van die ware verhaal uitgelap het.

Vroue wat regtig verkrag was, was nie te vinde vir haar “misbruik” van verkragting nie en het die polisie ingelig oor die storie.

Haar man het ook, pleks van om te trek, van haar geskei. Sy kan tot drie jaar gevangenisstraf gevonnis word omdat sy vals inligting aan die polisie gegee het. 

 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 12, 2011, 08:33:33 AM
Johnnesburg - A South African woman is due to be executed by the Chinese government for smuggling drugs into that country, eNews reported on Sunday.

Janice Bronwyn Linden, 35, from KwaZulu-Natal who was caught carrying 3kg of crystal methamphetamine in November 2008, is due to be executed by lethal injection on Monday.

Linden, who has exhausted all possible appeal processes, is not aware of her impending execution as the Chinese government will only inform her on the day of execution.

Linden will be told on the morning of the execution.

Two of Linden's sisters are in China and will be allowed an hour with her before she is put to death.




Volgens die nuus is die vrou klaar tereggestel vroeg vanoggend.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 12, 2011, 08:36:26 AM
A South African woman was executed in China on Monday morning for drug smuggling, eNews
reported.
Janice Bronwyn Linden, 35, from KwaZulu-Natal, was arrested in
November 2008 for smuggling three kilograms of crystal
methamphetamine.
An eNews' correspondent in Asia confirmed on Monday morning that
Linden had been executed, after being allowed to say goodbye to her two
sisters.
According to Chinese practice, Linden would not have been told of her
execution until this morning, Chinese time.
The South African government has on several occasions called on the
Chinese to halt the execution, but these calls have fallen on deaf ears.
The 35-year-old KwaZulu-Natal woman is expected to be put to death by
lethal injection today.
Two of her sisters are in China and will be allowed an hour with her
before she is put to death.
Clayson Monyela, spokesman for the Department of International
Relations and Cooperation, said the government was in constant contact
with the Chinese authorities about the execution.
"The department has been and continues to render consular assistance
and support to the family," said Monyela yesterday.
Her appeals to the Guangdong High Court and to the Supreme Court in
Beijing failed.
Yesterday, the DA's deputy spokesman on international relations, Stevens
Mokgalapa, called on President Jacob Zuma to make a "last-ditch" attempt
to stave off the execution.
"Our government cannot stand idly by while one of our citizens is
executed on foreign shores.
"It is clear that whatever our diplomats have done has not been enough
to save Linden's life.
"Drug mules should be punished for what they do. But this is clearly a
case of punishment not fitting the crime.
"A commitment to human rights is a guiding principle of South Africa's
international relations.
"There has been little evidence of this commitment in our dealings with
China of late," Mokgalapa said.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 13, 2011, 07:49:10 AM
Very lucky indeed.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on December 13, 2011, 08:12:23 AM
Armco barrier + Bike = Dood

Daai goed is vrek gevaarlik.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 13, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
You can with a BMW :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 13, 2011, 03:36:16 PM
Hoe laat hy die kar so vlieg om bo op die reëling te land?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 13, 2011, 05:31:14 PM
Is n e bo op nie, maar middel deur die bestuurders se kant.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 13, 2011, 05:50:03 PM
ek sien so Rusty maar hoe kry hy dit reg? van voor af in die reëling ingery of op dit geval?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on December 13, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Miskien begin die reling laag en het hy die Bm gesny soos 'n broodmes met brood sou doen! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 14, 2011, 12:27:23 PM
dis 'n duur les om te leer dat haastig is nie altyd gou nie.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 15, 2011, 09:55:13 AM
Wat gaan hier aan? :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on December 15, 2011, 10:10:41 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Daar issie pille vir daarie siekte nie


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on December 16, 2011, 06:00:46 AM
Wat gaan hier aan? :eyebrow:

In my tyd het jy die land oorgegee as die vlag onderstebo is, dis seker maar nou so :Scratch:
Ek sien dit gereeld, het by ons SAPD gaan navraag doen oor die vlag onderstebo is, word gesê, die ou wat die vlag hang, is nou van diens af, sal hom more sê


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 16, 2011, 08:37:52 AM
Hulle is lekr tupid!! Hulle weet ook nie watr een links of regs moet hang nie. Skande!!!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: GRyPH on December 16, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
altwee vlae hang onderstebo.   

Dis n skande om te sien hoeveel vlae hang voor ons polisiestasies wat verbleik en selfs geskeur is.


Toe ek nog op skool was, en vlag plig gedoen het,  was dit n skande as jy toelaat dat die vlag die grond enigsins raak.   Daar is nie meer daardie trots nie.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on December 16, 2011, 11:42:35 AM
Ek wonder hoekom nie?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 17, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Die vlae is seker onderste bo omdat die een wat die vlae hys dit van onder kyk en dna lyk dit vir hom regom hier van onder af as hy so in die lug opkyk.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on December 26, 2011, 09:58:46 PM
Over 4 kilos of Cocaine intercepted at a local Post Office. Street value, more than 12 million rand.   :bang: :bang: Newsworthyness, zero.   :bang: :bang:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Viking on January 12, 2012, 12:04:29 PM
Pretoria - A 54-year-old Pretoria gardener has been denied bail after he allegedly raped his employer's Dachshund bitch and then jumped over a wall and ran away.

A prosecutor told a Pretoria court that should the man be given bail, it was possible that he would once again have contact with the dog with which he had had “sexual intercourse”.

This was one of the reasons why prosecutor Lucas Moseki opposed bail for the man - and the application was subsequently turned down.

The gardener, who is accused of bestiality, cannot be identified before he has pleaded, as the charge relates to a sexual offence.

Suspicious

Investigating officer Constable Nomsa Masilela testified that the accused had worked at a house in Lyttelton Manor, Centurion, on November 7 2011.

The domestic worker saw how the gardener picked up the employer’s 7-year-old Dachshund bitch and stroked the dog.

“He walked to the Wendy house with the dog in his arms. The domestic thought he was going to wash the dog,” said Masilela.

But when the man started looking around and walked behind the Wendy house, the domestic worker became suspicious.

“She called her employer. They found the man holding the dog’s back leg and ‘raping’ it,” said Masilela.

The dog’s owner shouted at the gardener, who then dropped the dog and jumped over the wall.

But the dog owner chased after him, caught him and managed to stop a passing police vehicle as well.

The accused claimed at his bail hearing that he knew nothing of the incident.

According to him, his employer and the domestic worker were drunk.



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ponytail on January 12, 2012, 09:15:44 PM
Goeie genade!!! En dis nogal hier erens in ons buurt!!

 :eek: :loco: :angry:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 14, 2012, 07:37:49 AM
Rubberkoeëls by protes taboe

Alle polisielede het opdrag gekry om nie meer met rubberkoeëls en haelgewere op betogers te skiet nie.

Die opdrag is einde verlede maand deur lt.genl. Elias Mawela van die polisie se operasionele reaksie-eenheid aan alle polisielede in die land gestuur. Dit volg op wydverspreide voorvalle van polisiegeweld, veral die afgelope twee jaar, teen betogers in veral plakkerskampe waar teen gebrekkige dienslewering betoog is.

Die omvang van polisiegeweld en die gebruik van rubberkoeëls het skerp op die voorgrond getree met die dood van mnr. Andries Tatane. Hy is in April verlede jaar dood by ’n optog op Ficksburg teen swak dienslewering.

Hy is herhaaldelik deur ses polisielede geslaan en met rubberkoeëls geskiet.

Donshael en die gebruik van rubberkoeëls is die afgelope tien jaar ’n algemene verskynsel in skarebeheer deur die polisie. Suid-Afrika, wat op Wikipedia die “betogerhoofstad” van die wêreld genoem word, het die afgelope twee jaar tot 400 groot betogings beleef.

Volgens die interne beleidsopdrag wat Mawela aan alle lede gestuur het, het ’n groot aantal skarebeheer-voorvalle waarin ’n groot aantal rubberkoeëls geskiet is die laaste paar maande plaasgevind.

“Van die voorvalle het gelei tot negatiewe publisiteit in die media, wat vrae laat ontstaan het oor die gebruik van rubberkoeëls in sulke situasies. Rubberkoeëls mag ingevolge reglement 262 net as laaste uitweg gebruik word. Ondanks dié reglement en dat die lading van sekere rubberkoeëls reeds verminder is, was daar nogtans ernstige beserings.

“Die gebruik van rubberkoeëls en haelgewere moet dus summier gestaak word,” is in vet letters in Mawela se beleidsopdrag geskryf.

Opdrag is gegee dat minder “dodelike” tegnieke gebruik moet word om betogers te beheer. “Onderhandeling bly die eerste uitweg.” Dan moet pirotegnieke, ’n waterkanon of traangas geleidelik gebruik word. Die doel moet ontlonting van konflik wees deur die minimum geweld te gebruik.

Tatane se weduwee, Rose, en sy suster, Seipati, wou gister geen kommentaar lewer oor die verbod op die gebruik van rubberkoeëls nie. Alle navrae is na mnr. Mothusi Le­pheana, die familie se regsverteenwoordiger, verwys.

Lepheana het gesê die verbod moet verwelkom word, want dit sal ander se lewe spaar en sterftes soos Tatane s’n verhinder. “Mense moet hul reg kan uitoefen om hul menings oor sosiaal-ekonomiese kwessies met betogings uit te druk."


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on January 14, 2012, 07:46:25 AM
Tetane is dood omdat 'n paar barbare hom doodgeslaan, skop en direk na hom toe geskiet het. Soos ek onthou vanaf die dae toe ons (dienspligtiges) saam met die polisie skarebeheer gedoen het was die idee om nie direk na die persoon te skiet nie, maar om in die grond voor die skare te skiet. Die opslaankoeel maak steeds seer, maar is minder skadelik. Dit veroorsaak ook meer verwarring in die skare omdat hulle nie kan bepaal wie getref gaan word nie. Die weermag staan agter met skerp amunisie. Dit is bitter selde in daai tyd gebruik. Dit dien maar net as magsvertoon. Dit het gewerk....tot op 'n punt. :MrGreen: Soos ek dit sien red die rubberkoeels lewens. Dis soos 'n pak slae om te verhoed dat jy weer die kar steel en jouself verongeluk. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 14, 2012, 07:52:52 AM
Wat is 'n opslaan skoot???? :evil2: :innocent:

Moes dit gebruik gewees het?

Direkte vuur het meer effek ::)

 :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on January 14, 2012, 07:58:47 AM
Die verbod is belaglik. Hoe moet mens skare beheer uitoefen sonder enige magte?

Onderhandel?? Ek het nog bitter min betogers gesien wat graag wil onderhandel?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 14, 2012, 08:03:57 AM
Sover ek weet.........

Is traangas verbied. Peper sproei is in die plek daarvan.

'n Waterkanon verrig wondere......tot die eerste betoger weer in die pad afgespuit word dan is dit ook weer te erg.

Die faarkers weet nie wat hulle wil he nie.

Dis soos die generaaltjie wat se dat dat alle blitspatrollie lede onder brue moet sit en wag dat iets op die hoofweg gebeur ipv om patrollie te ry in die woonbuurte. Heeltemal kaark besluite regdeur die bank. 


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on January 14, 2012, 08:52:59 AM
'n Vriend van my in die weermag het jare terug 'n gyselaars-onderhandeling kursus gedoen met 'n video skietbaan
As die skoot gevuur word, vries die video en die gaatjie van die patronn skyn helder deur die doek
Die terroris het die gyselaar om die keel beetgehad met 'n vuurwapen teen die kop, en agter die gyselaar geskuil
Toe skiet hy die gyselaar in die kop - doodskoot
Toe die video stop kom die opleier en vra / skreeu - wat die hel doen jy?
My vriend het kalm geantwoord - die gyselaarsdrama is verby - hy is terug na sy eenheid toe - einde van kursus

Wat het van skerppunt ammunisie geword - sort enige probleem redelik vinnig uit - hanteer dan maar die kaark daarna
Dis seker nie menslik nie, maar hel, die betogers het heeltemal te veel sê en regte


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on January 14, 2012, 09:07:37 AM
Ek het in die week gehoor dat al die haelgewere by ons Copshop ingetrek en verweg gebere is.  :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on January 14, 2012, 10:32:08 AM
Ons hael gewere is nog beskikbaar. :smirk: 
Traans gas is nou weer terug met 'n 40 mil Launcher, dit is amper soos die stopper van ouds.  :mwink:
Ek sien hul noem pirotegnieke, as mens kan kry.  Daar is nerens beskikbaar nie. :angry:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on January 14, 2012, 10:39:55 AM
Donderbuise? Watter ander pirotegnieke kan julle gebruik?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on January 14, 2012, 10:42:58 AM
Stun granaat en die taal van die wes-kaap :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 14, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Stun granaat is koning

DAAI taal van die Wes Kaap word regoor die land gebruik in polisie werksaamhede. Lyk my dis een goeie ding wat hulle die res kon leer.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on January 15, 2012, 08:31:25 AM
Buenos Aires - An elderly woman in Argentina was left fighting for her life on Saturday after a cat thrown out of a fourth-floor apartment during a heated argument landed on her head, local media reported.

The incident occurred in the Belgrano neighbourhood of Buenos Aires when, during the dispute, a man grabbed the family cat and threw it at his wife.

She managed to dodge the feline, which then sailed through an open window plunging toward the ground and striking the woman, an 85-year-old neighbour.

Police told Argentine media that the victim suffered a fractured skull and was rushed to hospital.

The fate of the cat is not known.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on January 16, 2012, 07:56:00 AM
’n Pretoriase man het glo vier honde doodgemaak en hul vel afgesny, waarna hy hulle na bewering gevries en in ’n kas en onder sy bed weggesteek het.

Toe die polisie eergister omstreeks 22:00 by mnr. Riaan Bester (23) se tuinwoonstel in Pretoria-Noord toeslaan, het hy na bewering ’n bekentenis gedoen en aan die polisie die messe gewys waarmee hy die honde se vel afgesny het.

Daar was nog bloed aan die messe.

Die honde se karkasse, wat onder die bed en in die kas gevind is, was nog gevries.

Twee van die honde was glo dié van die mense van wie hy die tuinwoonstel gehuur het.

Bester verskyn na verwagting vandag in die landdroshof in Pretoria-Noord op aanklagte van dieremishandeling en opsetlike saakbeskadiging.

Die polisie ondersoek nog of Bester die honde wou eet of reeds geëet het.

Volgens iemand op die toneel het Bester aan die polisie gesê hy weet nie hoekom hy dit gedoen het nie.

“Hy is ge-trigger deur die honde en weet nie hoe om op te hou nie,” het die persoon gesê.

Die vrou by wie Bester die tuinwoonstel gehuur het, het glo onraad begin vermoed toe haar honde vermis geraak het. Sy het die polisie gebel.

Insp. Diale Ratsela van die Dierebeskermingsvereniging (DBV), wat die honde se karkasse verwyder het, het gesê Bester se ouers het aan hom gesê hul seun is twee jaar gelede vir sielkundige waarneming in die Weskoppies-hospitaal opgeneem. 



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 08:05:49 AM
Hy was seker honger.......


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on January 16, 2012, 08:23:57 AM
Bester se ouers het aan hom gesê hul seun is twee jaar gelede vir sielkundige waarneming in die Weskoppies-hospitaal opgeneem. 

Ek wonder watse waarneming hulle toe gemaak het. :evil2: Die wereld is so vol siek donners. Die ergtse gruwel wat ek nog ooit van gehoor het is daai Kotze bliksem. Daar is eenvoudig te veel mal mense in die wereld. en dit raak al hoe erger. :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 09:17:08 AM
Jy's reg. Die wereld is vol siek mense.

Die Kotze ou was een van die meer siekeris na wat hy alles met die vrou aangevang het.

Daarvoor verdien hy faarken hard gestraf te word.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on January 16, 2012, 09:35:48 AM
Elke ou het 'n funksie in die lewe.
Die Kotze ou help my bv wanneer ek weer argumenteer met iemand wat NIE die doodstraf goedkeur nie.
Wie kan nou nee sê dat so ou opgehang behoort te word.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on January 16, 2012, 09:41:46 AM
Elke ou het 'n funksie in die lewe.
Die Kotze ou help my bv wanneer ek weer argumenteer met iemand wat NIE die doodstraf goedkeur nie.
Wie kan nou nee sê dat so ou opgehang behoort te word.

Die doodstraf is te genadig vir hom. Ek sal hom in my agterplaas vasmaak met doringdraad om sy nek en na sowat 'n week as hy al goed honger is sy tone begin afsny. Een per dag en dit vir hom los om te eet. O shit nee faark nou klink ek net so siek soos hy.

Wat vir my die slegste is, is dat die seun dood is. Dit nadat hy ten aanhoor van sy magtelose ma gepleit het dat die vark hom nie moet skiet nie. Shit ouens ek kan nie dink aan enigiets erger as dit nie. Dis vir my .... ondenkbaar dat selfs 'n mal mens so erg wreedaardig kan wees. :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 12:01:47 PM
Bo en behalwe die seun....die kaark wat hy met die arme vrou aangejaag het. Kan nie dink dat al ooit so kwaad vir iemand was nie


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Operator on January 16, 2012, 12:04:50 PM
Is dit nie weird dat sulke mense skielik van ons ook "wrede" mense maak nie  :-\

Ons is almal omgekrap en praat ook skielik hoe ons wil moor en martel en
pyn uitdeel.
Dit terwyl nie een van ons sulke tipe mense is nie  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 16, 2012, 12:15:35 PM
Dit was my gedagte ook Oppie, dit wys jou net die goed tas ons almal aan.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on January 16, 2012, 12:29:22 PM
Dis nou so. Julle kan maar preek en ek weet ek sal dit nie doen nie, maar intussen koester ek steeds die drogbeelde van hoe ek sy toonnaels stadig uittrek! :evil2: Ek het jong kinders en ook 'n x vrou wat nog nie 'n verhouding gekry het wat lekker werk nie. Dit maak mens skrikkerig vir dit waaraan jou kinders blootgestel word. Hulle is al groot en verstandig, maar daai outjie was min of meer hulle ouderdom en hy was nie dom nie. Ek is boos oor sy lewe so dramaties kortgeknip is terwyl hy nie eens daar was of betrokke was nie. Hy het geboet omdat sy ma lief is vir hom. Ek gani nou weer hierna kyk nie. Dit doen my nie goed nie!!! FAARK!!!!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 12:44:17 PM
Die feit dat mense hulle wil wreek op Kotze is omrede ons oeroue beskermingsdrang ge"trigger" word deur sulke voorvalle. Gevalle waar vrouens en kinders betrokke is maak die drang soveel sterker.

Almal sal se hulle wil die ou terugbetaal op een of ander manier, maar weet dat hulle dan self in die moeilikheid sal wees.

Dieselfde mense se ook dat hulle graag bv. vir JM sal wil uithaal of opdonder......praatjies, niks anders nie.

Die redelike man/vrou sal nie tot so stap oorgaan nie.

Ek luister na sulke mense en skud net my kop........

Min redelike mense het in elk geval die deursettingsvermoë om iemand anders net dood te maak of te martel (wat eintlik erger as doodmaak is).

My 2c


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on January 16, 2012, 01:09:56 PM
Soos ek sê: ek koester die drogbeelde daarvan. Dis al.

As dit egter my eie seun was wat betrokke was sou ek niks kon waarborg nie. Miskien sou ek dan so diep in hartseer gedompel gewees het dat ek dalk maar net verstom en verslae aan my geloof sou vasklou.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 16, 2012, 01:42:02 PM
Dis nou so. Julle kan maar preek en ek weet ek sal dit nie doen nie, maar intussen koester ek steeds die drogbeelde van hoe ek sy toonnaels stadig uittrek! :evil2: Ek het jong kinders en ook 'n x vrou wat nog nie 'n verhouding gekry het wat lekker werk nie. Dit maak mens skrikkerig vir dit waaraan jou kinders blootgestel word. Hulle is al groot en verstandig, maar daai outjie was min of meer hulle ouderdom en hy was nie dom nie. Ek is boos oor sy lewe so dramaties kortgeknip is terwyl hy nie eens daar was of betrokke was nie. Hy het geboet omdat sy ma lief is vir hom. Ek gani nou weer hierna kyk nie. Dit doen my nie goed nie!!! FAARK!!!!

Net om op te klaar: ek het nooit gese ek dink nie ook daaraan om sulke goed te doen nie  :thumb: Net dat dit ons almal aantas, my inkluis!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 03:34:59 PM
Ek voel soos Umdani as dit by my kinders en vrou kom.

Ek is dalk net genoeg van lotjie getik om in so 'n geval dalk iets te doen........nie dat ek onstabiel is nie.......


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 16, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
Dis juis die feit dat dit mens aantas is wat maak dat 'n persoon met swakker selfbeheersing die reg in eie hande vat.

Ons hier op die forum, val onder die "redelike man" teorie. Jou opvoeding en opleiding maak dat jy nie sommer sal opspring in bv. Kotze se verhoor en hom skiet nie. Dit druis in teen alles wat jy weet.
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Btw....ek het 'n moerse kleintjie dood aan enige vorm van gesinsgeweld of geweld teenoor kinders. Het al te veel van die goed gesien. Die storie is erg en ek hoop die vrou kan dit eendag verwerk.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: howlow on January 16, 2012, 04:03:48 PM
Min redelike mense het in elk geval die deursettingsvermoë om iemand anders net dood te maak of te martel (wat eintlik erger as doodmaak is).

My 2c
Dit hang af of ek daarmee kan wegkom .... :uhm:




Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on January 18, 2012, 10:25:53 AM
GEORGE NUUS - 'n Egpaar in hul 30's, wat met vakansie in George was, se lyke is gistermiddag in 'n vakansie-woonstel in Wrightstraat, Camphersdrift gevind.

Die vrou (35) se liggaam het op die bed gelê met 'n enkel skietwond aan haar kop. Die man (39) se liggaam het langs die bed op die vloer gelê. Hy is ook in die kop geskiet.

Die polisie het 'n 9mm-pistool langs die man gevind.

Die polisie ondersoek die voorval. Daar word vermoed dat die onlangse hittegolf hul dood kon veroorsaak het.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 18, 2012, 10:33:52 AM
Hittegolf se gat.

Die vuurwapen se misbruik het hulle dood veroorsaak.

Daai joernalis is deur die kaark.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on January 18, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
 :lmga: :lmga:  Hittegolf skiet egpaar   :lmga: :lmga: :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on January 18, 2012, 12:33:39 PM
Die wereld en sy probleme darem  :uhm:

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Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on January 22, 2012, 07:17:29 AM
Miljoene rande is die afgelope drie maande bestee aan ekstra vliegtuie om amptelike vlugte van pres. Jacob Zuma en adj.pres. Kgalema Mo­tla­n­the te vergesel.

Volgens lt.genl. Carlo Gagiano, lugmaghoof, is daar al “’n paar keer” ekstra vliegtuie saamgestuur as Zuma op “tydskritieke” buitelandse besoeke gaan. Gagiano het aan Rapport gesê dié gebruik is ingestel nadat Motlanthe verlede jaar amper ’n ampsbesoek aan Finland misgeloop het weens probleme met sy vliegtuig.

“Sedert Helsinki moes ons dink aan die implikasies as hulle vlugte mis en nie by plekke kan uitkom nie. Ons plaas ekstra vliegtuie by sekere plekke om seker te maak die president kan met ’n bystandvlug met sy reis voortgaan as daar probleme is,” het hy gesê.

Dié gebruik het die belasting­betaler vroeër vandeesmaand sowat R10 miljoen uit die sak gejaag toe twee vliegtuie gehuur is om mekaar af te los terwyl hulle die presidensiële vliegtuig New York toe vergesel het, sê mnr. David Maynier, DA-woordvoerder oor verdediging.

Volgens die Suid-Afrikaanse lugmag het ’n Airbus A340-211 die Inkwazi, Zuma se presidensiële vliegtuig, vergesel tot by Las Palmas, die hoofstad van die Kanariese Eilande.

Intussen is passasiers op ’n kommersiële vlug na Frankfurt, Duitsland, glo afgegooi om plek te maak vir nog bemanning vir die Airbus A340-211 – ingeval Zuma by Las Palmas van vliegtuig sou moes verwissel.

Brig.genl. Martie Visser, lugmagwoordvoerder, het bevestig dat die ekstra Suid-Afrikaanse bemanning via Duitsland na Las Palmas gestuur is.

Die Inkwazi het egter nie probleme gegee nie en het die vlug tot by New York alleen aangedurf. In New York het daar reeds
’n Bombardier Global Express gewag wat die Inkwazi na Suid-Afrika terug vergesel het.

Volgens Gagiano is daar baie op die spel as ’n Suid-Afrikaanse BBP so ’n besoek misloop en is dit ’n klad op die land se naam.

Die owerhede voer ook aan dat hulle geen kans wou waag nie omdat die Inkwazi pas in Switserland versien is. Zuma is vandeesmaand voorsitter van die VN-veiligheidsraad en daar was nie “ruimte” vir probleme nie.

Die Bombardier is deel van die vloot wat deur ExecuJet bestuur word. ’n Hofgeding is aan die gang tussen die lugmag en die maatskappy AdoAir rakende ’n kontrak wat oorspronklik aan AdoAir, maar later aan ExecuJet gegee is.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on January 22, 2012, 02:06:42 PM
Police believe a Japanese man found dead with multiple stab wounds and his severed genitals under his bed may have committed suicide, reports said on Friday.

An autopsy showed the body of the 49-year-old man, which had several knife wounds to the chest and stomach, did not have any defensive injuries, the Sankei daily said, citing unnamed police sources.

The paper said a stimulant was also detected in his system.

Broadcaster Nippon Television reported the lack of bloody footprints at the scene supported a suicide theory.


Lyk my die ou het heeltemal kop verloor!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on January 22, 2012, 02:08:07 PM
For 60 years scientists, sex experts and psychologists have preached of the virtues of the G-spot, saying that if a woman is able to find hers, she'll be in veritable orgasm heaven. Yet many women will agree that a thorough search for their G-spot has proved fruitless. Now scientists are admitting defeat, saying that the theory of that elusive erogenous zone was misguided.

A meta-study that appraised 100 studies based on the G-spot found that there was no evidence of the pleasure zone.

Study leader Dr Amichai Kilchevsky said that theory of fabled G-spot is more likely encouraged through pornography, magazines and sex therapists.

Women struggling to locate their G-spot can breathe easier at this recent conclusion.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 08:16:17 AM
Mavericks, a popular strip club in Cape Town, South Africa, has recently launched a series of men’s fragrances called “Alibis“. As the name suggests, they provide husbands with an excuse for when they get home late.

Because most clients get a bit carried away when visiting Mavericks, and choose to have one more dance “to see what happens”, the joint’s owners were inspired to create a series of perfumes that could give married men an alibi for when they arrive home late.  ‘The fragrance market is a natural extension for the sexy, sophisticated and upmarket Mavericks brand, and the idea of a range of ‘Alibis’ is one that will appeal to many of our customers”, said Mavericks owner Shane Harrison. He expects buyers will find uses for the Alibis fragrances in a variety of day-to-day situations, and thinks the products will prove a hit during the upcoming Christmas season.

(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alibis-perfume-550x366.jpg)

The sprayable Alibis conceptualized and developed by South African creative guru Porky Hefer will be available in three different fragrances: My Car Broke Down, which smells of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, I Was Working Late, with scents of coffee, ink, cigarettes and wool suits, and We Were Out Sailing, which has the smell of fresh ocean spray, sea salt, cotton rope and aqua. It’s safe to safe they don’t smell nice, but they get the job done. All three are available for purchase exclusively at the Mavericks Revue Bar in Cape Town, at a retail price of 295 ZAR ($37).

Now I know it sounds immoral, but you have to agree it’s one brilliant marketing move. And who knows, maybe these wacky perfumes will actually save a few marriages.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 02, 2012, 09:01:29 AM
Desperate times call for desparate measures  :MrGreen:

Gelukkig is ek nie so desperaat om sulke plekke te besoek nie  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 09:11:22 AM
Ek weet deesdae waar Mavericks is. Ek ry daar verby soms as ek karre ruil. Een van die press fleets is in die selfde straat. Ek het maande daar verby gery sonder om dit agter te kom en toe Vuurvlieggie die eerste keer saam ry soontoe toe sien sy dit raak. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on February 02, 2012, 09:58:54 AM
Dis soos hulle sê, As jy die pad iewers heen in Durbanville verduidelik gebruik jy altyd Teasers as 'n verwysingspunt. Niemand was ooit daar nie, maar almal weet waar dit is! :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 02, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 10:11:21 AM
Ons het 'n kliënt met 'n winkel daar by Teasers. Hy het al vir my en VV soontoe genooi vir ete, maar ons het liewer nie gegaan nie. Wie eet nou is so plek? ::)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 10:13:05 AM
Gepraat van - Umdani en Buzz - julle wat die plekke so ken, hoe is Hooters?

Ek het op FB gesien daar is vouchers vir familie etes? :Scratch: Maar ek gaan definitief nie op FB sê ek "Like" Hooters nie. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on February 02, 2012, 10:20:51 AM
Ek weet niks van hooters nie. Daai vriend van jou... is hy die eienaar van daai huge adult shop daar langs Teasers. Ek het gister daar verbygery en dit lyk of daar nou 'n hele sentrum van volwasse vermaak en winkels ontstaan. Dis seker maar die ekonomiese druk wat die ouens tot sulke vorm van vermaak druk. Ek vermoed daai girls is seker vir party ouens goedkoper as hul vrouens! :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
Nee hy verkoop meubels in die straat agter.

Wat het jy by die Adult shop gekoop? :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on February 02, 2012, 10:35:31 AM
Ek lees net die signs van die highway af. Mens moet net seker maak jy weet waar dit is, want volgende keer as jy my wil vertel waar om te gaan meubels koop gaan jy mos se dis net agter Adult World daar langs Teasers.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 10:41:39 AM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Ek check net.

Of koop jy jou sex middels by die apteek? :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on February 02, 2012, 10:43:54 AM
Daar koop ek susmiddels en dempers. Vir opkikkers gaan ek Tops toe! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 10:52:22 AM
 :MrGreen:

Peppi, bekende in Willowmore, het van daai blou pilletjies in die hande gekry. Hy vertel dit werk so goed, dit lyk jy kan 'n ou 5c muntstuk voor by die gleufie ingooi! :laugh top:

Ek het die helfte van my dop uitgespoeg van die lag toe hy dit sê! :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on February 02, 2012, 11:07:55 AM
hoe is Hooters?

.................   vouchers vir familie etes?

Borsvoeding vir die babas....  :Scratch:  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 03:06:45 PM
hoe is Hooters?

.................   vouchers vir familie etes?

Borsvoeding vir die babas....  :Scratch:  :evil2: :evil2:

Ja nee ek was ook dronk geslaan oor daai een, maar toe vertel iemand my Hooters is net 'n restourant soos Spur? :Scratch:

Miskien moet ek en Oppie met ons Maandag lunch bietjie gaan loer wat daar aangaan. :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 03:23:09 PM
 :lmga:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 02, 2012, 09:40:50 PM
Goeie Ouers!!! Wag tot Eisbein die sien!!! :lmga: :lmga:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on February 03, 2012, 02:59:37 AM
oulik!  8)....nie?  :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 05:57:49 AM
Wie is die mense? :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Pad on February 03, 2012, 06:36:25 AM
Grapgatte  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Gatsaam on February 03, 2012, 08:13:17 AM
Wie is die mense? :MrGreen:

Jislaaik jy moet baie van hulle hou om na hulle te soek :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 08:14:41 AM
Wie is die mense? :MrGreen:

Jislaaik jy moet baie van hulle hou om na hulle te soek :laugh top:

Hulle praat-praat-praat my taal-taal-taal :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on February 03, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
Kom-kom-kommin......


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 10:16:06 AM
Nee o donner! Kyk hier!!! :MrGreen:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 10:17:20 AM
Die backtrack, die kamera werk, die besem in die agtergrond!!! :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 10:19:46 AM
Oorspronklike song uit die pen van André van Wyngaardt. Geregistreer by SAMRO. Hierdie is die Pop version van dié song; gesing deur André van Wyngaardt en Madeleen Labuschagne. :MrGreen: :headbang: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 03, 2012, 10:25:43 AM
Hulle het n swembad :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 10:28:23 AM




Ek wonder wanneer kom die CD uit? :headbang:

Hulle gaan bekender word as Vernon Koekemoer mark my words! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: White Stripes on February 03, 2012, 02:40:51 PM
Eers was daar die antwoord. Hulle is seker die vraag.

Arme hond.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 03:13:48 PM
 :laugh top: :evil2:

Kyk, ek verstaan mense het drome. Wat ek nie verstaan nie is dat die arme mense se vriende nie vir hulle vertel hulle slaan hulle name met 'n plank nie!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Operator on February 03, 2012, 03:16:06 PM
Wat ek nie verstaan nie is dat die arme mense se vriende nie vir hulle
vertel hulle slaan hulle name met 'n plank nie!

Hoekom sou hulle....................dan is al die pret en lag daarmee heen  :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 03:30:00 PM
Dis soos daai couple met die mobile disco wat die website gehad het. :MrGreen: Maar hulle sin is ten minste reg gemaak.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: JC on February 03, 2012, 07:56:31 PM
Pasop, dalk beland hulle in 'n professionele ateljee en met die regte instrumente en verwerking verdien hulle een van die dae meer as ons...........


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 09:47:18 PM
Dis baie moontlik. As die videos viral gaan gaan hulle definitief hulle minute of "fame" hê. :MrGreen:

Maar ek wil nog steeds hoor wat se Eisbein van dit...


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ponytail on February 03, 2012, 09:49:43 PM
 
Pasop, dalk beland hulle in 'n professionele ateljee en met die regte instrumente en verwerking verdien hulle een van die dae meer as ons...........
 :eek: Asseblief nie!! :stress:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Eisbein on February 03, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Ja well no fine.



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 03, 2012, 11:03:03 PM
hoe is Hooters?

.................   vouchers vir familie etes?

Borsvoeding vir die babas....  :Scratch:  :evil2: :evil2:

Ja nee ek was ook dronk geslaan oor daai een, maar toe vertel iemand my Hooters is net 'n restourant soos Spur? :Scratch:

Miskien moet ek en Oppie met ons Maandag lunch bietjie gaan loer wat daar aangaan. :wink1:

 :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on February 04, 2012, 06:16:25 AM
I love hooters as well........., ek het nog nie by daai restaurant geëet nie.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 04, 2012, 08:22:43 AM
 :eyebrow:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 04, 2012, 08:38:24 AM
 :MrGreen: :MrGreen:komplimente aan diie fotograaf :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on February 04, 2012, 09:34:56 AM
Ek stem saam met Lox.

Wie is daai mooi girl by TR wat ook van hooters hou??  Ek hou nie van (vroulike) kompetisie vir hooters nie    >:D


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on February 04, 2012, 10:38:46 AM
Johannesburg - The statement "aim for the head" did not mean police officers were expected to kill criminals,  :loco: :Scratch: suspended national police commissioner Bheki Cele told the South Gauteng High Court, according to a report on Friday.

Cele, who was in court on Thursday, is suing The Sowetan for defamation, the newspaper said on Friday.

Cele claims the newspaper published unbalanced stories about him and a "manipulated" picture of him when he was the KwaZulu-Natal MEC for safety and security.

In reference to the comment "aim for the head", Cele said: "The statement... was made after a police officer died. He was chasing the criminal and shot him in the leg and when he [the officer] approached the suspect, he was then shot and killed.

"If the police officer had aimed for the head, the suspect and not the officer would have been buried instead."


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on February 04, 2012, 10:43:30 AM
 :shocked3: :shocked3:

Impliseer hy dat jy hom in die kop moet skiet, hy sal nie sommer doodgaan nie :Scratch: :Scratch:  :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Dat sulke breinkrag nou minister van polisie moes wees....  ::)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on February 04, 2012, 01:15:38 PM
Net een probleem met daai "aim for the head" stelling.......

Die SAPD lid gaan alleen in die hof moet staan en sy aksies/besluit verduidelik/regverdig/verdedig......

Nie een minister sal ooit by die ouens gaan staan nie.....


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on February 04, 2012, 01:51:21 PM
Net een probleem met daai "aim for the head" stelling.......

Die SAPD lid gaan alleen in die hof moet staan en sy aksies/besluit verduidelik/regverdig/verdedig......

Nie een minister sal ooit by die ouens gaan staan nie.....

 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Presies.

Dieselfde het voor die Waarheids- en Versoenings kommisie gebeur toe al die generaals en politici ontken het dat hulle ooit opdrag gegee het dat enigiemand doodgemaak moet word.  Dit is maar die troep of konstabel wat die spit moet afbyt, al het hy net opdragte uitgevoer.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on February 04, 2012, 05:07:17 PM
Daar was darem een Kolonel wat die kaark gevat het  :thumb:
Uitverkoop deur 'n Kaptein


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 04, 2012, 09:10:57 PM

Wie is daai mooi girl by TR wat ook van hooters hou??  Ek hou nie van (vroulike) kompetisie vir hooters nie    >:D


Haar naam is Tamsyn O'Brian. Sy is ons bar-moeder by McNastys. 8)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 05, 2012, 08:59:58 AM
Sy lyk minder beindruk as jy  :evil1:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 05, 2012, 09:06:03 AM
Ek kon nie die later fotos gebruik nie... :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on February 05, 2012, 10:02:02 AM
Sy lyk minder beindruk as jy  :evil1:

Seker maar omdat sy aan die ontvangkant van die indrukkery is!  :evil2: Sorry! :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 05, 2012, 09:13:27 PM
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on February 06, 2012, 05:33:46 PM
die hooters ding laat my dink
hoor eendag 'n vrou seg:
praat met my kop nie met my krop.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 07, 2012, 07:35:10 AM
Sy lyk minder beindruk as jy  :evil1:

Seker maar omdat sy aan die ontvangkant van die indrukkery is!  :evil2: Sorry! :uhm:

Julle narre. :MrGreen:

Daar is ander fotos ook, maar op die een is sy die mooiste. Ek gaan nie die ander post nie. Ek sal maar die stelling op die ken vat en liewer die waardigheid van die meisie beskerm.

:P


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 07, 2012, 08:36:49 AM
Wat steek jy weg? :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on February 07, 2012, 05:52:30 PM
Wat steek jy weg? :innocent:


Nie veel nie  :evil1:

Shame, ek het die arme girl baie jammer gekry  :sad5:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 08, 2012, 07:27:00 AM
 :clap: :clap: :clap:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on February 08, 2012, 06:02:20 PM
A Free State prison warder who was filmed while drunk on duty, and couldn't stand up, has kept his job, and is on a final warning despite the "extremely embarrassing" situation

I asked for single but they gave me a double...eish!  :evil2:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Dual on February 08, 2012, 06:38:14 PM
Dis nie WTF nie, dis 'n donnerse skande
Ek was in daai uniform, maar toe dit nog die Suid-Afrikaanse Gavengenisdiens was - Nooit in DKD nie
In ons tyd sou hy departementeel aangekla word en sy kaark sou geboek gewees het
Dis 'n grap


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 10:00:41 PM
 :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on February 09, 2012, 10:28:13 PM
Waar grou jy die gogga uit?  :eek:

 :smirk:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 09, 2012, 10:30:44 PM
Mens moet wonder waarvoor hy gegoogle het. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 10:31:32 PM
Ek het my kontakte! :innocent: :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 10:34:34 PM
So maak mens :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 09, 2012, 10:36:43 PM
Lyk my daai GS se ABS was af! :MrGreen:

Check daai panniers op die 2de foto! Yoh! :eek:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on February 09, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
WTFF!!!!!????


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 10:39:24 PM
Die GS doen n Handstand :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 09, 2012, 11:12:07 PM
 :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on February 11, 2012, 12:05:57 PM
 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on February 11, 2012, 12:59:11 PM
Banana republic...


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: GRyPH on February 12, 2012, 12:12:51 AM
is dit net ek of is dit n groot arm wat by daai kar se ventster uithang?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Eisbein on February 12, 2012, 12:18:12 AM
is dit net ek of is dit n groot arm wat by daai kar se ventster uithang?

Dis van al die oefening om die dak te keer om op sy kop te collapse...

:biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on February 12, 2012, 02:08:20 AM
Dis die gorilla se piesangs :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on February 12, 2012, 08:25:34 AM
is dit net ek of is dit n groot arm wat by daai kar se ventster uithang?

Dis van al die oefening om die dak te keer om op sy kop te collapse...

:biggrin:


 :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on February 16, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
moker loses teeth in freak explosion

16 February | 04:07
By Melissa Nelson
Pensacola - A man trying to kick the smoking habit was puffing on an electronic cigarette when a faulty battery caused it to explode in his mouth, taking out some of his front teeth and a chunk of his tongue and severely burning his face, fire officials said on Wednesday.

“The best analogy is like it was trying to hold a bottle rocket in your mouth when it went off,” said Joseph Parker, division chief for the North Bay Fire Department. “The battery flew out of the tube and set the closet on fire.”

Officials have not publicly identified him, citing fire department policy. But a Facebook page under the name of 57-year-old Tom Holloway was filled with well-wishers commenting on the injury and database searches matched the address on the fire report with his name.

Holloway was in his office at home when the device exploded, leaving behind burned chair cushions, pictures, carpet and office equipment. A scorched battery case found on a piece of melted carpet appears to be one for a cigar-sized device, the report said.

Holloway and his family members didn't immediately answer The Associated Press's requests for interviews.

Investigators do not know the brand of cigarette, type of battery or age of the device, Parker said. It appears the battery was rechargeable lithium because a recharging station and other batteries were in the room, he said. Parker said he has yet to hear of any similar instances.

Thomas Kiklas, co-founder of the Tobacco Vapour Electronic Cigarette Association, said the industry knows of no problems with the cigarettes or batteries exploding.

Kiklas said the rigid, plastic cigarettes include a small battery and cartridge. The battery is designed to generate an electric charge when the device is inhaled. The charge sets off vapour in the cigarette tube. The nicotine-filled mist gives the taste and experience of smoking without the smoke.

Kiklas cited a federal report that found 2.5 million Americans used electronic cigarettes last year.

“There have been billions and billions of puffs on the cigarettes and we have not heard of this happening before,” he said.

The industry does not claim electronic cigarettes allow smokers to kick the habit, just that they are a healthier alternative to traditional cigarettes because they have fewer chemicals, Kiklas said.

The Food and Drug Administration posted a warning about the cigarettes on its website in October saying that e-cigarettes were addictive, could contain dangerous chemicals like nicotine and might encourage children to try other tobacco products.

In 2010, the agency sent letters to some e-cigarette makers for violations of the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act including “violations of good manufacturing practices, making unsubstantiated drug claims and using the devices as delivery mechanisms for active pharmaceutical ingredients”, according to the FDA website. - Sapa-AP


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on February 16, 2012, 12:32:13 PM
SA's 'worst car' impounded
2012-02-16 10:27

Johannesburg - Northern Cape police in Kimberley have impounded a 1976 Toyota bakkie whose only roadworthy part was its windscreen, Beeld reported on Thursday.

"In my 40 years as a traffic policeman, it was the worst car I've ever seen on the road," head licensing officer for the Sol Plaatje municipality, Moses Alfonse, told the newspaper.

The bakkie had only two gears, the tyres were completely smooth, the shock absorbers had been tied into position with wire, and the driver had been using a leaking five-litre plastic bottle, which he had mounted in the engine, as a petrol tank.

"Nothing worked. It had no lights, no wipers and only rudimentary car seats," Alfonse said after the car was pulled off the road on Wednesday.

The owner, a Zimbabwean, told police that he had bought the car for R5 000 from a South African in 2011. He was fined, and the car was permanently impounded.


Wat hulle nie sê nie, is dat daai Toyota enjin nou net mooi ingeloop is...   :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on March 16, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
Durban - A KwaZulu-Natal man says he got the fright of his life when a deadly spitting cobra crawled up a drain and into his shower at a game lodge and attacked him.

Marketing director for uShaka Marine World, Grant Adams, said it was like a scene from a movie, reported the Daily News.

Adams was taking a shower while visiting the lodge with family on Saturday when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ankle.

He jumped out of the shower and turned around to see the deadly snake about half a metre out of the drain pipe.

Game rangers identified the snake as a Mozambique spitting cobra and Adams was rushed to hospital.

A snake expert told his wife that he had three hours. The nearest hospital was in Richards Bay - an hour and a half away.

They arrived at the hospital 55 minutes later and Adams was given antivenom two-and-a-half hours after he was bitten. He was already starting to feel nauseous and hot.

Adams said he was lucky to be alive and was grateful that one of his children had not been in the shower when it happened.

He was discharged from the hospital on Monday


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on April 12, 2012, 12:54:23 PM
 :Scratch: :Scratch:Moenie weer kla oor jou van nie


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on April 12, 2012, 01:48:33 PM
Seker 'n April fools grap wat iemand op die ou getrek het  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on April 12, 2012, 04:50:04 PM
ek wonder wat is sy vrou se naam?  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on April 12, 2012, 06:59:59 PM
ek wonder wat is sy vrou se naam?  :evil2:



 :loco: :loco:  Bloubul vraag

vrou vat mos die man se van  :evil1: :evil1:

 :No1:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 12, 2012, 07:08:07 PM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

Ek dink die vrou - sy nooiensvan was Olivier. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on April 12, 2012, 07:13:20 PM
ek wonder wat is sy vrou se naam?  :evil2:



 :loco: :loco:  Bloubul vraag

vrou vat mos die man se van  :evil1: :evil1:

 :No1:

Dis nie 'n BB vraag nie.....

In 'n swart kultuur vat die vrou nie die man se van nie.

Ontkou, daar is nie dom vrae nie, net dom antwoorde......

My 2c


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 12, 2012, 07:16:51 PM
Jare terug in Knysna was daar 'n ou met die van Poepketel. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 12, 2012, 07:18:18 PM

In 'n swart kultuur vat die vrou nie die man se van nie.


Ek is nie 'n expert nie, maar ek sal geld wed dis nie 'n swart van daai nie. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on April 12, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
ek wonder wat is sy vrou se naam?  :evil2:



 :loco: :loco:  Bloubul vraag

vrou vat mos die man se van  :evil1: :evil1:

 :No1:
Think out of the box....haar naam is dalk "May"  :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 12, 2012, 07:35:12 PM
 :laugh top: :skerp:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on April 12, 2012, 07:38:43 PM

In 'n swart kultuur vat die vrou nie die man se van nie.


Ek is nie 'n expert nie, maar ek sal geld wed dis nie 'n swart van daai nie. :MrGreen:

Ek weet, ek kan lees.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 12, 2012, 07:40:21 PM

In 'n swart kultuur vat die vrou nie die man se van nie.


Ek is nie 'n expert nie, maar ek sal geld wed dis nie 'n swart van daai nie. :MrGreen:

Ek weet, ek kan lees.

 :hand:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 17, 2012, 02:41:20 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292271_10150614331731638_611141637_9453035_927339714_n.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on April 17, 2012, 04:18:08 PM
Is daar 'n godzilla in die foto ? :wink1:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on April 17, 2012, 04:22:37 PM
 :biggrin:  het nogal lank gesoek vir daai Godzilla 


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: R-O-V-Rat on April 18, 2012, 08:39:21 PM
Ek sien twee ronde godzilla's en ek wil baklei met hulle!   :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on April 21, 2012, 03:02:18 AM
Potchefstroom. – ’n Vrou het gister kop ­onderstebo in die landdroshof gestaan toe sy in verband met ’n ongewone rooftog in die stad verskyn het.

Me. Michelle Coetzee (20) word van sakeroof en regsverydeling aangekla ná ’n rooftog op 28 Maart.

Sy het na bewering haar kêrel se Jockey-onderbroek as klapmus gebruik om haar tydens die rooftog in ’n supermark in die stad te vermom.

’n Bejaarde man en vrou wat in die klein supermark in ’n stil buurt werk, is met ’n kombuismes aangehou.

R7 000 is geroof.

Die rower het met ’n bromponie weg­gery.

Coetzee is ’n dag ná die rooftog gearresteer en beslag is gelê op die onderbroek.

Die polisie-ondersoek is afgehandel en die hofverrigtinge is tot 4 Mei uitgestel vir ’n streekhof-beslissing.

Coetzee is op borgtog van R1 000 vrygelaat


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on April 21, 2012, 07:08:27 AM
Kan sien sy is nog nuut in die misdaadbedryf......

'n Jockey nogal, is sykouse nie meer goed genoeg nie?  :evil1:

Hoop dit was darem 'n skoon ene  :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 21, 2012, 09:34:31 AM
Bwaaaahahaha!


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on April 21, 2012, 10:06:08 AM
haar kêrel se Jockey-onderbroek as klapmus gebruik
.................

beslag is gelê op die onderbroek.


Dalk was Joost se onderbroek ook in 'n roof gebruik ....  die gate was om beter te kan sien my kind....  :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on April 21, 2012, 06:00:25 PM
Hopelik was die onder broek skoon en nie 'n briek merk of twee gehad nie.  Sy het dalk die k@rk geruik kom  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on April 22, 2012, 07:44:55 AM
 :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on April 22, 2012, 05:30:22 PM
Sy het duidelik nog nie kans gehad om haar hare te kam  nie  :tease: :tease:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on May 02, 2012, 07:31:06 AM
"Hy dagvaar BMW oor 2 jaar-ereksie

San Francisco. – ’n Man dagvaar die motor- en motorfietsvervaardiger BMW omdat hy die afgelope twee jaar ’n permanente ereksie het.

The Huffington Post het berig mnr. Henry Wolf beweer in sy hofdokumente dat hy ’n erge priapisme – ’n aanhoudende, langdurige ereksie – ondervind sedert hy twee keer ná mekaar vir ritte van twee uur lank op sy 1993 BMW-motorfiets gegaan het.

Volgens Wolf is dit veroorsaak deur “die bultagtige motorfietssitplek, wat op ’n nalatige wyse ontwerp, vervaardig en geïnstalleer is deur die verweerder”.

Hy het die pynlike toestand sedert die gewraakte dag van die motorfietsrit op 1 Mei 2010.

Hy dagvaar die maatskappy vir persoonlike besering, verlies aan inkomste, produk-skadepligtigheid en emosionele angs."

Kla hy of brag hy........?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on May 02, 2012, 10:42:33 AM
Wonder ek ook  :Scratch:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on May 02, 2012, 05:52:58 PM
klink my hy weet nie wat om daarmee te doen nie....  dis nou nie die bike nie.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on May 02, 2012, 09:09:26 PM
Miskien is dit hoekom oorwegend ou manne daai bikes ry??  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on May 03, 2012, 05:37:24 PM
Miskien is dit hoekom oorwegend ou manne daai bikes ry??  :MrGreen:

net so, sommige goed word vir ouer manne gemaak ander vir jonger manne en as hy nie kan wag tot hy oud genoeg is om die bike te kan ry nie moet hy maar die gevolge dra.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on May 03, 2012, 05:46:13 PM
Miskien is dit hoekom oorwegend ou manne daai bikes ry??  :MrGreen:

net so, sommige goed word vir ouer manne gemaak ander vir jonger manne en as hy nie kan wag tot hy oud genoeg is om die bike te kan ry nie moet hy maar die gevolge dra.

Netso. :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on May 03, 2012, 05:51:12 PM
Ek hoop nie ek ontstel nou iemand nie. Die post is van 'n seksuale aard so as jy dit nie like nie moenie dit lees nie. :evil1:



lox se post het my nou aan 'n storie laat dink. :MrGreen: Daar is 'n bekende in Willowmore, ek sal maar liewer jy naam uitlaat, wat vir die eerste keer Viagra gekoop het. Hy het dit toe ook met ywer so gou as moontlik uitgetoets. Nie met 'n "geleentheid" nie, sommer net so. As hy vertel, beduie en verduidelik van die nagevolge lag jy jou amper dood. :MrGreen: Maar hy se daai gleufie voor, hy se daai ding word so groot, dit lyk kompleet jy moet 'n vyf sent daar in gooi. :lmga:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on May 03, 2012, 06:07:19 PM
 :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on May 03, 2012, 07:06:27 PM
 :Big smile:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on May 03, 2012, 10:40:47 PM
Ek hoop nie ek ontstel nou iemand nie. Die post is van 'n seksuale aard so as jy dit nie like nie moenie dit lees nie. :evil1:

Maar hy se daai gleufie voor, hy se daai ding word so groot, dit lyk kompleet jy moet 'n vyf sent daar in gooi. :lmga:

Coin operated t@#$%e  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on May 04, 2012, 07:47:25 AM
dit lyk kompleet jy moet 'n vyf sent daar in gooi.

"n Ou of 'n nuwe 5c??  :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on May 04, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
Hy gaan nou 'n probleem he die 5c word onttrek  :tease:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on May 05, 2012, 07:04:36 AM
dit lyk kompleet jy moet 'n vyf sent daar in gooi.

"n Ou of 'n nuwe 5c??  :evil2: :evil2:

Miskien moet jy 'n pilletjie koop en vir ons kom vertel! :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on May 17, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
...gaan hier aan? Vandat die WP so begin suig sien n mens min aksie hier?  ::) :innocent:  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on June 04, 2012, 06:10:09 PM
...gaan hier aan? Vandat die WP so begin suig sien n mens min aksie hier?  ::) :innocent:  :evil2:

Err  !!! boot on the other foot now.   :innocent: :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 07, 2012, 07:15:10 PM
...gaan hier aan? Vandat die WP so begin suig sien n mens min aksie hier?  ::) :innocent:  :evil2:

Err  !!! boot on the other foot now.   :innocent: :innocent:

 :laugh top: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 07, 2012, 07:15:43 PM
(http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/1943/ea8405e483064c91bba269a6ad3f6475.jpg)

A group of Austrians whose scenic mountain village has been copied down to the statues by a Chinese developer attended Saturday's opening in China for the high-end residential project but were still miffed about how the company did it.

Minmetals Land Inc.'s replica of Hallstatt, a quaint Austrian alpine hamlet, is located in subtropical southern China.

The original is a centuries-old village of 900 and a UNESCO heritage site that survives on tourism. The copycat is a housing estate that thrives on China's new rich. In a China famous for pirated products, the replica Hallstatt sets a new standard.

The Chinese Hallstatt features a church spire, a town square ringed by pastel-colored buildings and angel statues. They're among architectural flourishes inspired by the original, a centuries-old village of 900.

Members of the Hallstatt delegation said they were proud to be copied but also disappointed with the way it was done.

"They should have asked the owners of the hotel and the other buildings if we agree with the idea to rebuild Hallstatt in China, and they did not," hotel owner Monika Wenger said ahead of the opening ceremony. "And that was a big problem we had with this project here."

People in Hallstatt first learned a year ago of Minmetals' plan when a Chinese guest at Wenger's hotel who was involved with the project inadvertently spilled the beans. Minmetals staff had been taking photos and gathering data while mingling with tourists, raising suspicions among villagers.
Minmetals Land is the real estate development arm of China Minmetals Corp., China's largest metals trader.

Wenger said she was "disappointed" the company didn't ask permission.

Mayor Alexander Scheutz, who signed a cultural exchange agreement Saturday with the new Hallstatt, was more diplomatic, saying "we are very proud."

While construction was continuing at the Chinese project, in Guangdong province's Huizhou city, about 60 kilometers (100 miles) from Hong Kong, the site was already open to visitors.

But some were skeptical the copycat version would ever match the beauty of the original, a scenic jewel with hill-hugging chalets, elegant church spires and ancient inns all reflected in the deep still waters of an Alpine lake

"Chinese architecture is very characteristic and stylish," said Zhong Ping, a Huizhou resident. "Just work on your own style. Why do you have to copy others? Even the flowers are fake, I can tell they are fake at first glance."


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on June 08, 2012, 07:14:23 AM
AS dit waar is en nie april foll grap nie: daai skrefies ogies mense na aap mos als, nou selfs i dorp ook.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 09, 2012, 08:55:13 AM
Geen grap. Dit was op die TV ook. Kan jy nou glo.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 09, 2012, 10:04:29 AM
 :eek:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on June 09, 2012, 10:13:25 AM
Wa'si bruidegom? Hy hardloop seker nog! ::)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 09, 2012, 10:14:48 AM
Kan jy dink hoe lyk die skoonma :eek:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: CK1 on June 15, 2012, 11:57:59 AM
Dit is nie shotgun wedding nie maar Machine-gun wedding  :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on June 15, 2012, 12:09:29 PM
Wat 'n rassistiese foto!!

Al die whyties het automatiese wapens........


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 15, 2012, 12:11:07 PM
 :laugh top:

Die ander een lyk soos 'n sniper. :eek: Met haar mors jy nie. Sy haal jou uit pappa. Once.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 17, 2012, 04:54:49 PM
WTF?

Iemand vra nou op FB wat is die beste pad van Witbank af Pietermaritzburg toe? :Scratch: Flippen hell kom die mense nie uit nie? Mens sal sweer hulle gaan van Angola af Kairo toe? :loco: Of mis ek iets?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on June 17, 2012, 05:02:03 PM
Ek weti eintliki ma daai verskillende opsies wat da is is nie so voor die hand liggend as wat jy dink nie. Die "kortpad" wat oënskynlik die beter opsie is is soo faarktup getrap deuri steenkool en mangaan lorries dat dit dalk beter is om Johburg om die N3 te vat of selfs die scenic option met 'n wye ompad met die N4 en dan deur Swaziland.  Dit klink miskien voor die hand liggend, maar as jy al daai paaie in die Oos Transvaal gery het weet jy dat hoe dit ses maande gelede gelyk het geen aanduiding id van hoe dit vandag is nie.  :MrGreen: Dit maak sin om opinis te kry. Ek het al. En ek issi bang virri vreemde nie. :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 17, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
O OK. Duidelik mis ek iets. :evil2:

Ek ry more van George af Kaap toe. :evil1: Enige voorstelle? :MrGreen:







Ja dit klink dalk voor die hand liggend, maar daar is opsies en besluite! Dit gaan koud wees en reën. :koud: So ek dink ek sal die Jaguar Climate Control op 'n matige 20 grade stel. Ek sal die seat warmers aansit op die 2de verstelling en so ook die steering wheel warmer. 8) Ek gaan goeie musiek oor die bluetooth van my foon af stream en vir padkos gaan ek 'n stuk van daai Ultimate MAN Sandwitch saamvat. :Drool: By Riversdal sal ek stop vir 'n Cuppachino. :mwink:

Ja nee, dis alweer Maandag more. So suffer ons hier in Afrika. :biggrin:

Dis ook nie net maanskyn en rose nie. Ek gaan die Jaguar met 'n swaar hart terug gee. :sad5: Wat 'n kar.

Die kar wat ek optel sal darem seker my aandag af trek...

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01534/Reliant-Robin-19_1534778i.jpg)


 :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen:


Naah. Dissidittie!

Hie's hy! :headbang:

(http://www.bestcarpurchase.com/img/bmw%20650%202012%20coupe.jpg)

(http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2012-bmw-650i-coupe_100360731_m.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on June 18, 2012, 07:37:08 AM
TR, as dit 'n BMW is sal jy moet kom wys.......


Umdani, is daar nog paaie in daai geweste hierbo genoem? ek het al paaie in mosambiek gery wat eens op i tyd die grootpad doer iewers in die noorde van daai land was, en so verval het dat plaaspaaie in 'n beter toestand is as die grootpad, en ek is bevrees in sommige dele van ons land gaan dit ook nog gebeur, ons is 30 jaar agter mosambiek.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on June 18, 2012, 08:49:00 AM
Ek ry more van George af Kaap toe. :evil1: Enige voorstelle? :MrGreen:
:laugh top:
Moet nou nie faarken stupid wees nie, man. Jy behoort teen die tyd te weet dat die beste pad van jou af Kaap toe deur seweweekspoort oor Bainskloof, Malmesbury deur is. As jy egter haastig is vat jy die N2. Die paaie en verkeerspolisie in die Weskaap is onvergelykbaar met dit wat noord van die Vaal gebeur. Dis 'n ander land en die provinsies met groter konsentrasie van mynbedrywighede is iets soos om agter die steenkoolgordyn in te gaan. Die verkeerspolisie se hele houding verskil skrikwekkend min van die in Zim en Moz.

Ek ry nou die 27ste op Mozambiek toe. Ek het 'n tydjie getob daaroor, maar uiteindelik besluit om die effens langer roete via JHB en sy terrible traffic en onbeskofte bestuurders te trotseer eerder as die potholes en steenkool lorries via Bethlehem en Carolina. :MrGreen:

Vir die ou waarna jy verwys wat gevra het van Witbank na Durbs is die pothole vs highway roete 'n groter issue. Hy gaan BAIE tyd spaar deur die pothole roete te vat. As hy dit egter nie oor die afgelope ses maande gery het nie, beter hy eers uitvind hoe dit lyk! :MrGreen: Van JHB na Durbs sou so voor die hand liggend wees soos van George na CT. As die paaie in die weskaap egter soos daar in Mamparraplanka was sou die trip van Oudtshoorn Kaap toe dalk liewer vi George of Riversdal geloop het as deur Montague. Dit is regtig so.

Ons het even 'n baie lekker plek daar in Bethlehem om oor te slaap. Maar daai pad. ::) :-\


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 18, 2012, 11:34:03 AM
O  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on June 18, 2012, 11:34:41 AM
Lox is jy by die huis? :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on June 18, 2012, 11:40:06 AM
Ek is by die huis. Veral so teen wyngeetyd! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on June 18, 2012, 07:02:50 PM
ja dankie TR ek was tuis.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on June 20, 2012, 01:23:00 PM
WTF?

Iemand vra nou op FB wat is die beste pad van Witbank af Pietermaritzburg toe? :Scratch: Flippen hell kom die mense nie uit nie? Mens sal sweer hulle gaan van Angola af Kairo toe? :loco: Of mis ek iets?

OK TR! Nout ek ook al alles gesien. Die mense kom obviously faarken nooit uit nie! Hier is 'n uittreksel van 'n dame se post by Weg:

"Het al die hele Namibië 4 keer deur getoer maar ons was nog nooit by Addo nie! Nou het mense vir ons gesê dit is gevaarlik om soontoe te gaan.
Was enigeen onlangs daar? Dit was mense wat hier by die kantoor gekom het (ken hul nie eintlik nie) Die dame het gesê vriende van hulle is binne die kamp deur swartmense gestop en vir geld gevra, was aggressief en hulle het toe maar gegee wat hulle gehad het." :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top: :laugh top:

WTF indeed!!!! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Smidty on June 20, 2012, 06:16:33 PM
 :No1:

Shame


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: White Stripes on June 20, 2012, 08:56:17 PM
faark, my vrou was vir 'n week in Addo en al waarmee sy terugkom is 'n klomp foto's van olifante. Sy kon met geld teruggekom het. :bang:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on July 02, 2012, 12:06:28 AM
Die DA het ondersteuning tot in Ghana.....

 (http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/fourieab/Ghana/IMG_5619.jpg)

Ek het die ou, Frank, gevra waar hy die hemp gekry het. Hy se toe dat sy pel uit SA vir hom die hemp gegee het. Ons het hom toe mooi verduidelik wie en wat die DA is......

 :biggrin: :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on July 02, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
en sy reaksie Fouri?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on July 02, 2012, 03:25:36 AM
olie aankope uit Iran

ek lees agv druk uit Europa en VSA moet RSA minder ( tot niks?) olie uit Iran koop.

Nou skryf hulle: Reuters berig sommige raffinaderye kan net ruolie uit Iran verwerk, en ontwrigting aan olievoorsiening kan brandstofvoorraad raak, sê ontleders.

Het ons land dan nie net 2 raffinaderye nie?  Een in Milnerton en ander in Durban?
Nou wonder ek wat is die verskil dat sekere raffinaderye net sekere olie kan verwerk.

die berig

Suid-Afrika se ruolie-invoer uit Iran het in Mei net effens afgeneem tot 285 524 ton, vanaf 286 072 ton in April, luidens handelsyfers wat die Suid-Afrikaanse Inkomstediens Vrydag bekend gemaak het.

Suid-Afrika probeer om minder olie van Iran te koop om Amerikaanse en Europese sanksies te vermy oor Iran se beweerde kernwapenprogram.

Suid-Afrika se olie-aankope is reeds van 25% tot 15% gesny weens druk van die Weste.

Die land het in Mei 1,95 miljoen ton ruolie ingevoer, wat meestal van Saoedi-Arabië, Angola en Nigerië gekom het.

Reuters berig sommige raffinaderye kan net ruolie uit Iran verwerk, en ontwrigting aan olievoorsiening kan brandstofvoorraad raak, sê ontleders. 


http://www.sake24.com/Maatskappye/Mynwese/SA-koop-minder-olie-van-Iran-weens-Westerse-druk-20120701


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on July 02, 2012, 10:05:16 AM
en sy reaksie Fouri?

Nie veel nie.

Hy het darem, op sy manier, lekker met die Suid Afrikaners kom praat.

Maar die partytjie was vir hom meer aanloklik....


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Viking on July 16, 2012, 02:56:26 PM
Cape Town - Being found guilty of theft had a rather strange effect on two robbers who began kissing and rubbing up against one another while their robbery trial in Mossel Bay was in full swing.

The Daily Voice reported that witnesses and court orderlies were stunned as the couple got “hot and heavy” with some orderlies saying they had never seen anything like it in all their years in court.

Officials eventually pulled the two apart.

Some speculated that being found guilty might have had a rather arousing effect on the accused.

The couple were instructed to sit on opposite sides in the dock for the rest of the proceedings, which included them being found guilty of contempt of court and public indecency in addition to their robbery charge. 

The couple have not yet been sentenced.



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on July 17, 2012, 09:49:26 AM
Red Bull Linked to Birth Defects – Really Does Give Wings
July 19, 2009 | Posted by Conrad Crane in Science

red bull wings, some rights reserved http://www.flickr.com/photos/cristic/203050826/The Food and Drug Administration yesterday put a hold and general recall on Red Bull energy drink amid evidence that Red Bull has been linked to several birth defects – principally resulting in the emergence of wing-like growths on the backs of newborn children.

The unusual side effects, which occur in as many as 2% of women who drink Red Bull while pregnant, were first reported by researchers at the University of California San Francisco, who used a study group of over 800 women over a course of 3 years. The researcher’s results were published last fall, but the FDA and Red Bull executives had until yesterday been resistant to acknowledge the group’s findings. Now with the FDA seeming to validate the researcher’s claims that “Red Bull directly contributes to leathery, bat-like appendages which grow out from the child’s shoulder blades”, Red Bull is scrambling to prepare for huge losses and numerous lawsuits.

“Red Bull is disappointed with the FDA’s action, and does not think that such action was necessary,” said Red Bull spokesman Tyler Cowell in a prepared statement. “Our company has acted responsibly and will continue to act responsibly.”

Public outcry over the Red Bull energy drink’s side effects has been understandably high. Red Bull, which has cornered half of the energy drink market in the United States (and is large outside of the country as well), “has a clientele that is both numerous, and heavily caffeinated,” said Yale Law Professor Laura Bernard. “This is a pretty good recipe for a lawsuit storm.”

“The fact that the FDA approved this product in the first place will likely also have repercussions,” continued Bernard. “This is going to be blow up huge, and take a lot of people down with it.”

Gavin Tyson, an FDA lawyer, disagrees.

“There is no basis for a lawsuit, because there are no damages,” explained Tyson. “So far the only allegations are that this product gives children wings. Have you ever met a child who did NOT want wings?”

Bernard, however, is not convinced that Tyson’s argument will hold up in court. “Children as a rule want to fly – flying is the whole point, not the wings,” said Bernard. “As of yet, none of the children who have been born with these wings have succeeded in achieving flight. Until they do, I think the Red Bull is going to get sued, and I think that the FDA is going to get sued for approving the product. And they are both going to lose.”

There are signs that Red Bull executives privately agree with Bernard, and may believe that they are indeed vulnerable from a legal standpoint. According to several inside sources, who agreed to speak on condition of anonymity, Red Bull has this last week alone spent fifteen million dollars in research and tests.

“The purpose of these experiments is principally concerned with creating stronger wings that will allow a child to become airborne” said one source. “We’re hoping to achieve a flying child long before this thing reaches the courts.”


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on July 17, 2012, 04:56:44 PM
Red Bull Linked to Birth Defects – Really Does Give Wings


Nk sal nou iets anders moet begin drink ....  :eek: >:D


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on July 19, 2012, 06:10:44 PM
Cape Town. - Springbok rugby sponsor BMW has given 8 Springbok and ex-Springbok players and the team coach, new cars.

BMW is the official vehicle partner for the Springboks after signing a 5-year deal with the South African Rugby Union (Saru) in May last year, a deal estimated to be worth around R40m over the 5-year period.

Yesterday BMW South Africa announced another deal involving the local rugby stars who will now act as ambassadors for the German brand.

The players include Springbok captain Jean De Villiers and then Schalk Burger, Pierre Spies, Chiliboy Rallepelle, Francois Steyn, JP Pietersen and Jannie du Plessis.

Along with the players new Bok coach Heyneke Meyer and Springbok rugby legend Victor Matfield have been selected to be BMW-ambassadors.

Each ambassador receives a brand new BMW 335i Sport.

De Villiers, Meyer and Matfield will also each receive a BMW X6 XDrive40d in addition to their BMW 3 Series vehicles.

The vehicles were built at the BMW plant in Rosslyn in Pretoria.

The German company’s local subsidiary was its first outside Europe when it was established in 1973 and has become the tenth biggest for BMW worldwide.

A new 335i Sport costs between R500000 and R550 000. The value of a new BMW X6? About R840 000


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on July 19, 2012, 06:12:20 PM
Vir n "dom" ou kry Matfield darem nice handouts  :eek: :innocent:

Ek sien hy ry alreeds n nuwe watsenaam...sal seker 2 garages moet aanbou vir hom.  8)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on July 20, 2012, 08:10:34 AM
Vir n "dom" ou kry Matfield darem nice handouts  :eek: :innocent:

Ek sien hy ry alreeds n nuwe watsenaam...sal seker 2 garages moet aanbou vir hom.  8)

Hiers jou kans tot fame! Sponsor hom 'n garage. Dis mos maklik. Net straat-af! :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on July 20, 2012, 02:35:59 PM

 (http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/fourieab/376377_256967904415491_1748770645_n.jpg)

 :uhm:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on July 20, 2012, 02:38:19 PM
Them sheepshaggers got dirty minds! :laugh top:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on July 21, 2012, 06:04:25 PM
Daai goed werk lekker...

Jy sit twee onder jou bolip dan lyk jy soos 'n Walrus! :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on October 31, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
Cape Town - Western Province players caused some chaos during their Currie Cup victory parade when they threw money at the crowd assembled in Khayelitsha.

GALLERY: Western Province's victory parade

After an 11-year drought, WP beat the Sharks 25-18 in last Saturday's final in Durban, and paraded their new silverware through the city on Tuesday.

When the procession reached Khayelitsha, the team found their route lined by thousands of fans.

Players, including wing Bryan Habana, nearly caused a stampede when they threw money, including R50 notes, at the crowd.

As the money was thrown from the bus, fans jostled to get their hands on the cash. There were no reported injuries.

 :eek: :eek:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on October 31, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
Dis arrogant en moer stupid............. :loco: :loco:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on October 31, 2012, 08:48:28 PM
Gaan lees maar eers wat gebeur het. Asumptions en so.

Ek kan nie bother om vir RB te verduidelik nie hy weet waarskynlik in elk geval die regte storie.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on October 31, 2012, 09:16:31 PM
 :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on November 01, 2012, 06:21:16 AM
Gaan lees maar eers wat gebeur het. Asumptions en so.

Ek kan nie bother om vir RB te verduidelik nie hy weet waarskynlik in elk geval die regte storie.
wat is die storie?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on November 01, 2012, 06:37:22 AM
Hulle het nie R50 note gegooi nie.

Dit was R20 en R10 note en munte.......................cheap bastards  :tease:

Kom TR, vertel ons die storie  :waiting:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on November 01, 2012, 07:08:47 AM
Cape Town - WP Rugby has apologised after players threw R50 notes to fans who'd assembled to congratulate the team on their Currie Cup victory parade through Cape Town on Tuesday.

GALLERY: WP's Currie Cup victory parade

As the money was thrown from the bus, fans jostled to get their hands on the cash. There were no reported injuries.

According to Wednesday's Cape Argus newspaper, radio callers and presenters voiced a range of opinions on the matter, with some saying it was in poor taste and patronising, while others saw nothing wrong with it.

WP Rugby Union president Thelo Wakefield apologised for the incident, explaining that upon stopping in Khayelitsha on the third leg of the parade, part of the crowd had appealed to players on the bus for money suggesting they were hungry.

Wakefield said: “It was maybe a little naive of the players involved, but their intentions were good. There was certainly no negative intention, only positive. If it was perceived in any other way, we apologise.”

 :popcorn2: :popcorn2: :popcorn2:
 


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on November 03, 2012, 01:16:01 PM
Johannesburg – ‘n Advokaat van Soweto is in hegtenis geneem nadat hy na bewering met dagga handel gedryf het, het die polisie gesê.

“Hy is vanoggend by die Protea-landdroshof in hegtenis geneem,” het ao. Kay Makhubela gesê.

“Hy was daar vir ‘n ander saak toe ons hom vasgetrek het.”

Die advokaat is by die Maroka-polisiestasie aangehou en sal binnekort in die hof verskyn.

Volgens die polisie het die advokaat ‘n sak vol dwelms aan twee beskuldigdes in die hof oorhandig.


http://afrikaans.news24.com/Suid-Afrika/Nuus/Advokaat-in-sop-oor-dagga-20121026


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on November 03, 2012, 02:19:01 PM
ek het nie geweet daar bly advokate in soweto nie?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on November 03, 2012, 02:22:50 PM
Natuurlik. Dis 'n stad. Daar sal van alles wees.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on November 03, 2012, 03:18:09 PM
Natuurlik. Dis 'n stad. Daar sal van alles wees.

ja alles... van advokate tot dagga smouse en wat jy ook als tussen in kry.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on November 08, 2012, 09:17:51 AM
Hawks spokesperson Polela suspended
2012-11-08 08:34

 Johannesburg - Hawks spokesperson McIntosh Polela has been suspended three weeks after making a controversial reference to prison rape on Twitter, police said on Thursday.

"He has been suspended. We won't discuss details. It is a purely internal matter," said Brigadier Phuti Setati.

He referred all Hawks media inquiries to the SA Police Service media centre.

Setati would not comment on a report in Beeld newspaper that Polela's suspension was the direct result of his tweet in October about kwaito star Molemo Jub Jub Maarohanye, after he was convicted of murder.

"JubJub spending 1st nite in prison. Bail has been denied after being found guilty of murder, attempted murder & racing while high," Polela tweeted shortly after judgment was handed down by the Protea Magistrate's Court.

"I trust that JubJub's supporters gave him a jar of Vaseline to take to prison," Polela posted.   :laugh top: :laugh top:

Apology

Several users commented on this tweet. One asked: "Really? Rape jokes from the police spokesman?" and another: "Coming from a officer of the court that is low! Scrapping at the bottom of the barrel for comments now are we?"

Polela later apologised for the remark, also via Twitter: "My tweet about Jub Jub on Tuesday nite [sic] was in poor taste. I profoundly regret posting [it] and hereby retract it. Je suis desole [I'm sorry]."

Shortly after the initial tweets, fast food franchise Nando's ran an advert poking fun at him.

"Next time you're thinking about tweeting, do yourself (and your followers) a favour and come to Nando's instead. Unlike your jokes, our flame-grilled Peri-Peri chicken is always tasteful."

On Tuesday, a Twitter user asked Polela why he was not commenting on the latest Hawks' raid.

"I'm writing exams from the 19th. At home studying and trying not to care about what's happening in the universe," he replied.

Maarohanye and Themba Tshabalala were found guilty of four counts of murder, two of attempted murder, using drugs, racing on a public road, and driving under the influence of drugs.

They were drag-racing in Protea North on March 8, 2010 when they crashed into a group of schoolboys. Prince Mohube, Mlungisi Cwayi, Andile Mthombeni and Phomello Masemola were killed. Frank Mlambo and Fumani Mushwana were seriously injured.

On Wednesday, the South Gauteng High Court in Johannesburg rejected an appeal by Maarohanye against the revoking of his bail. Sentencing is scheduled to take place on November 30.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on November 08, 2012, 09:27:45 AM
Pappa wag vir JubJub...


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Biscuit on November 09, 2012, 11:43:06 AM
ek het nie geweet daar bly advokate in soweto nie?




 :capey:
 :cheer:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Eisbein on November 10, 2012, 04:57:52 PM
Hawks spokesperson Polela suspended
2012-11-08 08:34

 Johannesburg - Hawks spokesperson McIntosh Polela has been suspended three weeks after making a controversial reference to prison rape on Twitter, police said on Thursday.

*Snip*



Wanneer gaan die klomp (supermodelle en ander mense wat 'n 'public footprint' het) leer dat jy 2 keer moet dink voor jy iets dom op Twitter kwytraak...
:biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on November 10, 2012, 05:27:02 PM
Enige twat kan mos tweet...


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Prins on November 10, 2012, 06:42:46 PM
Gewone mense behoort 2 keer te dink voor ons iets kwytraak
Politisie dink nie eens 1 maal voor hulle hul bekke rek nie ....   :mwink:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on November 28, 2012, 08:47:22 AM
Maak gereed om te lag... :biggrin:

http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/261920-My-stolen-Tablet-is-reaching-out-for-me


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on December 12, 2012, 08:33:51 AM
Hof toe, want die einde is naby

Hoofregter Mogoeng Mogoeng het gister ’n “uiters dringende aansoek” ontvang vir ’n bevel deur die konstitusionele hof om ’n “ondersoekende taakspan” aan te stel na die bewering dat die wêreld op 21 Desember gaan vergaan.

Daar is ook “’n dringende behoefte” dat ’n nuwe staatsdepartement gevestig word om voorbereidings vir volgende Vrydag te tref.

Dit kan die departement van die “paranormale en esoteriese wetenskappe” genoem word, voer Robert Sefatsa (38) van Soweto aan in sy stukke, wat by Mogoeng ingedien is.

Hy sê volgens die Maja-kalender val die oordeelsdag op 21 Desember en dit vereis dat Suid-Afrika en alle lande ter wêreld op ’n gereedheidsgrondslag geplaas word.

Hy meen ’n kommissie van ondersoek na die Maja-kalender moet uit onder andere geoloë, statistici, astronome, ekonome en buite-ruimtelike tegnoloë bestaan. Dit moet binne 120 uur aangestel word om die regering oor die Maja-kalender in te lig.

Voorts moet ’n taakspan in gereedheid gebring word om aspekte soos lug- en seelogistiek, ontruiming en hervestiging te kan koördineer as die wêreld inderdaad op 21 Desember vergaan. Sefatsa vra ook dat alle staats- en private instellings gedwing word om betyds “evaluasies” te doen in geval van “’n kosmiese oorgang”.

Mogoeng oorweeg die aansoek.

 ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on December 12, 2012, 08:37:26 AM
Uiteindelik iemand wat die erns van die saak verstaan!!! :protest: :protest: :cheer: :protest: :protest:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: DirtCopper on December 12, 2012, 08:42:43 AM
Ek werk die 21ste so ek gaan moeder aarde in my uniform verlaat :stress: :innocent:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: GRyPH on December 12, 2012, 08:46:15 AM
Hof toe, want die einde is naby

Hoofregter Mogoeng Mogoeng het gister ’n “uiters dringende aansoek” ontvang vir ’n bevel deur die konstitusionele hof om ’n “ondersoekende taakspan” aan te stel na die bewering dat die wêreld op 21 Desember gaan vergaan.

Daar is ook “’n dringende behoefte” dat ’n nuwe staatsdepartement gevestig word om voorbereidings vir volgende Vrydag te tref.

Dit kan die departement van die “paranormale en esoteriese wetenskappe” genoem word, voer Robert Sefatsa (38) van Soweto aan in sy stukke, wat by Mogoeng ingedien is.

Hy sê volgens die Maja-kalender val die oordeelsdag op 21 Desember en dit vereis dat Suid-Afrika en alle lande ter wêreld op ’n gereedheidsgrondslag geplaas word.

Hy meen ’n kommissie van ondersoek na die Maja-kalender moet uit onder andere geoloë, statistici, astronome, ekonome en buite-ruimtelike tegnoloë bestaan. Dit moet binne 120 uur aangestel word om die regering oor die Maja-kalender in te lig.

Voorts moet ’n taakspan in gereedheid gebring word om aspekte soos lug- en seelogistiek, ontruiming en hervestiging te kan koördineer as die wêreld inderdaad op 21 Desember vergaan. Sefatsa vra ook dat alle staats- en private instellings gedwing word om betyds “evaluasies” te doen in geval van “’n kosmiese oorgang”.

Mogoeng oorweeg die aansoek.

 ::) ::) ::)


 :laugh top: :laugh top:

waarheen?


se asb vir my jy het dit op n satiriese site soos hayibo gekry   :laugh top:

EDIT:  ek sien dit nou op " die beeld" se web     :thumb:



Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 12, 2012, 02:33:09 PM
Dis payday vir my werkers daai dag, moet ek hulle betaal of nie?


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rooibok on December 12, 2012, 03:05:56 PM
Ja jy kan maar. As dit waar word dan gee dit nie om nie.  :evil2:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: lox on December 13, 2012, 12:16:24 PM
Ja jy kan maar. As dit waar word dan gee dit nie om nie.  :evil2:

dis my plan om hulle te betaal en dat ons almal normaal en rustig voortgaan om te woon en werk waar ons is.

My seun seg nou net hier dat daai kalender het nie skrikkeljare in nie en as dit in ag geneem word is die regte datum eintlik al lankal verby.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on January 15, 2013, 12:59:25 PM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Men+Wear+Bras+Too&view=detail&id=3A3835156A6EA60EC1F8BF92AD56AEB3539D6050&FORM=IDFRIR


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 15, 2013, 01:26:53 PM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Men+Wear+Bras+Too&view=detail&id=3A3835156A6EA60EC1F8BF92AD56AEB3539D6050&FORM=IDFRIR

 :uhm: ............... What were you searching for to get to this site?  :Scratch:

 :innocent:

 :biggrin:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 15, 2013, 02:43:09 PM
Rather WHY were you searching for that???


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Rustyb on January 17, 2013, 12:59:28 PM
It was on a linked page from a post made by LOX.  Didn't check the page, just posted the link.


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on January 17, 2013, 04:23:58 PM
Right....  :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Fourie on January 17, 2013, 04:58:36 PM
Whatever you say........ :wink1:

 :innocent:

 :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen: :MrGreen:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Umdani on April 10, 2013, 09:55:49 AM
There's a kudu on my stoep!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/67935_4287623403510_161121571_n.jpg)


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: buzzlightyear on April 10, 2013, 09:58:48 AM
 :headbang:


Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Trailrider on April 10, 2013, 11:48:29 AM
Die Kudu dink soos ons: "WTF? :Scratch: Die die watergat is dan leeg..?"