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« on: June 23, 2013, 11:55:09 AM »

Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly
showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
brass gong and a mallet.
'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friends.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet,
gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
'You a@$hole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!

Bly nederig en waardeer wat jy het, dit kan binne oomblikke van jou weggeneem word.
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