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« on: January 01, 2014, 07:19:35 AM »

Beer VS. WomenA Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer!Beer is horrible, when it is hot…. 1 point for women!A cold beer satisfies you…. 1 point for beer!For a beer, you pay taxes…. 1 point for women!If you drink a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry…. 1 point for beer!You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer…. 1 point for beer!If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself…. 1 point for beer!You know exactly how much a beer costs…. 1 point for beer!A beer does not have a mother…. 1 point for beer!A Beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it…. 1 point for beer!So the Score is…… Beer beats women 8 to 2If you’re a guy, enjoy this message.. If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry……1 point for beer.............
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