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« on: February 27, 2014, 06:30:35 PM »

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

How did this happen? the emergency room doctor asked her.

Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

What? sputtered the doctor. You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?

No, Silly, the blonde said, first I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants. Im not shooting myself in the chest.

So then? asked the doctor.

Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. Im not shooting myself in the mouth.

So then? asked the doctor.

Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Bly nederig en waardeer wat jy het, dit kan binne oomblikke van jou weggeneem word.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 06:36:03 PM »

 Ha Ha Ha Ha
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RTFM!!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 02:30:22 PM »

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Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. Albert Einstein
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