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lox
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« on: August 18, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »

 A Quickie in the Bushes


There are two statues in a park; one of a nude

man and one of a nude woman.   They had been facing

each other across a pathway for a hundred years,

when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,

with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being

so patient through a hundred blazing summers and

dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her,she looks at him,and they go

running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle

and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two

return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen

minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But

let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the

pigeon down and you s**t on its head.'

------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
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Bly nederig en waardeer wat jy het, dit kan binne oomblikke van jou weggeneem word.
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 08:24:54 PM »

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Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. Albert Einstein
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