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Bietjie Lag
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October 03, 2008, 11:42:39 PM »
Klein Liesbet wat 5 word verjaar. Ouma vra wat wil sy he vir haar verjaarsdag.
"Die Pil Ouma".
Ouma kry amper 'n hartaanval en vra geskok: "Hoekom?"
Liesbet: "Ek het nou 10 poppe, genoeg is genoeg!"
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Gatiep en Maraai stap uit Spar uit met 'n pram. Maraai kyk in die pram en skree: "DISSIE VERKEERDE kind!!!''
Gatiep se: " Hou jou bek man dit is 'n beter pram!"
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Dominee sê: "Laat ons bid vir die siekes."
Ou oom sit sy hand op sy gulp.
Tannie gluur hom aan en se: "Hy bid vir die siekes, nie vir die opstanding van die dooies nie.."
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Sekretaresse sien haar baas se gulp is oop. Sy se: "Meneer, jou garage deur is oop."
Hy: "Sien jy my Ferrari?"
Sy: "Nee, ek sien 'n klein scooter met twee pap wiele."
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Liewe Dr. Ruth, Ek blei in LadyGray en soek biekie raat. Ek is 17 jaar out en in graat 4. Gistraant het mei ou aan my
sponsie gevat....ek het gevoel daar is iets baije hart in sy broek, so grood soos 'n blacklybel botil....Dink jei hei het 'n
drankprobleem? Groete,
Sarie."
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Wat is brandende liefde?........Dis wanneer jy in die donker die Vaseline soek en die Vicks raakvat!
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Gatiep loop met 'n spul sinkplate onder sy arm die straat af.
Sy pel vra: "Wat is daai?"
Gatiep: "Ek is vanoggend geskei en ek het die huis gekry."
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Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. Albert Einstein
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