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« on: August 07, 2009, 01:33:05 PM »

Tough Truths:

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him excited, make him a sandwich!

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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