Jokes - SA version

Eerste een spesiaal vir Pmdb (en myself)

Government Departments
A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department.
The interviewer asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
'Yes!' the guy says, '...a landmine blew my testicles away!'
'O.K. you're hired!' the interviewer announces, 'Working hours are from
8 till 5 o'clock. Make sure you're here by 10 every morning!'
Puzzled the guy says '8 till 5 , why do you want me to come in only at
10?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says, 'the first two hours
we just sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in
for that....!'

A South African Librarian
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian takes one look at him and says
' Voetsek, who's gonna bring it back?'

A Major Earthquake
A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale hit Nigeria this
morning. 350 000 Nigerians have died and over a million have been
reported injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does
not know where to start with providing help.
The rest of the world is in shock; Canada is sending troops to assist
the country. Europe is sending food and money.
South Africa is sending 350 000 replacement Nigerians.

The Weakest Link

In response to the popularity of The Weakest Link, Kyknet will be
launching an Afrikaans version. After many months of creative
brainstorming, they have managed to come up with a catchy version of:
'You are the weakest link - goodbye.'
The producers have settled on what will surely become a popular phrase,
applicable to many other situations too .........
'Jy's dof - Neuk weg!''