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« on: March 02, 2008, 04:38:50 PM »
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

Are you Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 03:04:48 PM »
I used that last quote on a metro cop in Pretoria. I think he is still trying to figure it out. Must be a blue bull supporter
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2008, 03:22:39 PM »
Speedcop storm in die pad in om 'n man te stop wat te vinnig ry.

Speedcop: "Ek wag al heel dag vir jou..."

Bestuurder: "Ag meneer, ek het so vinnig gekom as wat ek kon!"
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