A virile, middle aged Italian
gentlemen named Guido
was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome
when he managed
to attract
a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he
invited her back
to his apartment
and, after some small talk,
they retired to his bedroom where he rattled
her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude
he asked with a smile,
"So, you finish?"
She paused
for a second, frowned, and replied,
"No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the
rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and
there were screams of passion.
The
finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and
asks,
"You finish?"
Again, after a
short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says,
"No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to
leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they
end
together, screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able
to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again,
"You finish?"
Barely able to speak,
the beautiful blond whispers in his ear:
"No, I
Norwegian."
