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« on: March 03, 2008, 08:26:52 PM »

One day, Jimmy was walking down Voortrekker Road when he checked his china, Kallie, driving a brand new Hilux.

Kallie pulled up to him with a wide grin. He tunes Kallie: "Jislaaik Kallie, where'd you get that bakkie? Looks lekker man!"

"Sannie gave it to me" Kallie charfs.

"She gave it to you! I knew she kind of smaaked you, but a new Hilux???"

"Well, Jimmy, let me charf you what happened: We were driving out on the gravel road, in the middle of nowhere. Sannie pulled off the road,
put the bakkie in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the bushes. She parked the bakkie, jumped out, threw off all her clothes and schemes:
Kallie, take whatever you want".. I swear, one time, broer!...

So I took the bakkie"...

"Kallie, you're blerrie clever, man! Those clothes would never have fitted you anyway!!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 11:20:56 AM »

This must of happened near Loftus !!! Shocked
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