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« on: March 03, 2008, 08:35:42 PM »
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.   

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the   
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 03:19:05 PM »
 Ha Ha Ha Ha How many people answered with a bucket ?  That is before reading the proper answer.
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 04:08:36 PM »
You did... Wink
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 04:26:46 PM »
Got that joke a good while ago already. There was a cup involved too and yes I did answer that it was the bucket. They see me as an outpatient on tuesday and thursday nights and every second weekend. Doh! Doh!
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