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girls get away weekend
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January 27, 2010, 05:52:10 AM »
Girls getaway weekend
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials etc.
Two days before they are leaving, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
"Wow, how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you come?"
"Well, I've been here since last night.......yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who?"
I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit! He took my hand and lead me into the bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles burning and rose petals scattered..........on the bed he had handcuffs and ropes. He told me tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now you can do whatever you want"
So here I am.
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Bly nederig en waardeer wat jy het, dit kan binne oomblikke van jou weggeneem word.
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